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272448  White Rice: @Teechur @Knice where do you think Garfield got the bio-mass to grow those extra appendages?

272463  hajjpodge: @Teechur It won't before too long.

272463  White Rice: @Teechur the family log?

272466  Not A Bot: JJ's- America's favorite weed delivery service.

272472  Prostata: no, you identify as a douche

272470  fanny: Go on. Leave a giraffe. Just a short one, even.

272450  SuedeOxford: @WannaBee What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

272442  dragon horn: What?

272464  Spazstatic: Jaunty!

272465  Spazstatic: Ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you.

272472  Ihminen: my vw just goes one about how they are technically a prosche because they're slightly related

272451  Ihminen: classic allen

272477  fishing: The love that dares not speak its name.

272475  buffalo: Saying beer is made from hops is like saying that salad is made from dressing

272463  Teechur: Maybe that tree shouldn't have so many branches.

272464  Teechur: All dressed up for Homecoming!

272233  Mr Bleak: (Snickers quietly)

272454  tib gubb: "i'll settle for nothing less for mister whiskers"

272457  tib gubb: pfeh

272377  Science: Sorry - Jennifer Aniston still looks great.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272372 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272363 (891 points)
waynelord uploaded 272315 (883 points)
White Rice uploaded 272099 (877 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (854 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (853 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
trepanation uploaded 272059 (806 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272351 (806 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (802 points)


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 6. E. HONDA: 2714 points
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10. brutal: 1845 points
11. youshall: 1806 points
12. Surprising: 1715 points
13. NoOneImportant: 1568 points
14. Snow Plow: 1519 points
15. Jennysaurus: 1495 points
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Score:
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 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Robespierre: This is the best Ride album
 Telkwa: Day after day, I'm more confused...
Image 243393   04-19-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
695
 
 Donut: And so is my wife. HI-YOOOOOOOOO!
 sir toke a lot: @Nope Hahaha
 Skaalar: SILVER SANTO!
 vape station: Thanks for the advice, Destro
 Nope: I want a luchador friend
 tib gubb: the B means 'Best'
Image 243392   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Donut
Score:
607
 
 shipotle: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.
 dangerkeith3000: @WannaBee I have no idea how they did it. Some people like being in pain, I guess?
 ITS TAPE: @carpwoman @a robot I think this got points because he put it to such an extreme level to become obvious joke and put aside the feeling of "is he serious wtf?!". Still, NSFW.
 Slerzy: You guys are creeps
 a robot: This is fucking disturbing and gross. What the fuck, why is this so close to 300 points :(
 TheTakeDown: @dangerkeith3000 Owch! That sounds painful!
 dangerkeith3000: I could link a video where someone actually put their whole head inside a vagina, but I'm sure none of you want to see that...
 wolfpk: It says finger not fisting you stupid A.I.
 Not A Bot: I dunno, I'm not sure.
 Off Topic: @Scoo No, I was the birthed.
 carpwoman: What the hell. No.
 Scoo: But did you died?
Image 243391   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
600
 
 Robespierre: @Scoo Not where I was.
 jochenau: I thought Guy Fieri inserted himself into a woman's vagina and then gave birth to himself.
 Scoo: Were jalapeno poopers a thing in 1968?
 Mr. Shine: That's how *I* heard it!
 Ulillillia: Oh here it comes, that funny feeling again
Image 243390   04-19-18   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
643
 
 Donut: My butt is cold, and yet I am happy.
 Kaviri: Cuba Gooding Jr.
Image 243389   04-19-18   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
918
 
 XLY: omg I want one!!
 Side Boob: Mmmm...veal
 Ironass: Wooly Bully!
 Mr. Shine: So fluffy!
 Butcherboy: Yummy
Image 243388   04-19-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
555
 
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Image 243387   04-19-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
476
 
 Donut: Diary 32: How I Melted Half Of My School Using Heat Vision
 Yam: We laugh, but he was in 21 jump street
 Not A Bot: i walk around telling women and girls that they should smile because it would make them so much prettier. they thank me and offer to suck my dick every time.
 Beer 30: Diary 3680: Superman is coming to work. Diary 3681: Fired again.
 tib gubb: chalk it up as a lesson learned, kid
 Air Biscuit: Must have been red kryptonite superman.
 Ulillillia: And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him
Image 243386   04-19-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
388
 
 Skaalar: Caught so many of these things when I was a kid.
 Jabberwikket: Somebody get this lizard some fruit to mlem, stat!
Image 243385   04-19-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
544
 
 Robespierre: My wife's parents are visiting us from down on the rice farm in Cagayan Valley, Luzon. We went out for honest-to-God American barbecue for Inang's birthday last Friday, and now they want St. Louis ribs, collards, and cheesy grits for dinner every night.
 dangerkeith3000: That stuff looks super yummy, tbh.
 wolfpk: Sounds good to me!
 Ulillillia: Brought to you by the US Tourism Board
 Scoo: How much for one rib?
 Shay: How to piss off insomniac vegans.
 Mr. Butt: This is accurate.
Image 243384   04-19-18   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
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