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273435  Knice: Good fucking god why

272996  Mr Bleak: Tonite, on "When Cat Chess Goes Wrong!!!" we have ...

272996  Mr Bleak: Nip: not even once.

273436  drhenry: I wish you had video of the dog tucking herself in.

273417  Science: I would like to believe that this guy's luggage was lost and he had to make do with what he was wearing when he flew in.

273421  Science: Oh, Kramer...

273025  Mr Bleak: @Joseph Yes, but "hope my fuck* can drown" changes the whole meaning really.

273026  Mr Bleak: Well, she won't do *that* again!

273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

273421  addend: Forks and knives still get washed in the sink. Learned that the hard way.

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273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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Score:
287
 
 Ulillillia: RIP @skunkrocker
 skunkrocker: Im dead @XLY
 XLY: cat soup!
 balloon: Live action Hello Kitty
 Christina: That looks like fun.
Image 243330   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
11
 
 redrex: Fabrique en Chine
 jazzjunkie: "Stop looking at my bottom!"
Image 243329   04-19-18   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
219
 
 glenalec: I work in the "Mike Codd" building (and Michael Codd made all the obvious jokes about it when he came in to officially open it).
 Smorlacks: They've pretty common in Holland
 bug: Use the forche, Luke.
 Ulillillia: We meet again, Mr. Connery
 Christina: None may exit.
 Warrax: None may enter.
Image 243328   04-19-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
772
 
 forkbear: Oui, je suis un chatte
 AceOfSpades: Catsturbating
 tib gubb: GO AWAY I'M DOING MY HOMEWORK
 Robespierre: CAN'T YOU EVEN KNOCK FIRST? Jeeez...
Image 243327   04-19-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
375
 
 Oh Don Piano: You had one damn job Left Shark!
 dorian: Do the hustle!
 Shay: I'M A SHARK, SUCK MYYYYY...
 dope: Nyuk nyuk nyuk
 a robot: Even Left Shark can't make Jurassic World not a terrible movie
 Robespierre: Snack time!
Image 243326   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
427
 
 crazymothaofa: Step Four: Tell your fursona to go back where he came from.
 Shay: Somedays he thinks he's a Saint Bernard.
 Robespierre: @WannaBee Dog voices.
 bug: In all ways, including physical, I am an aging golden retriever.
 morakdais: So if you are schizophrenic you can think you*re a dog? I thought you just heard voices.
 Christina: How to know if you are a dog.
 Ulillillia: The episode when Sam Beckett leapt into a furry
 A duck: Sup dog
 Robespierre: "How to Tell If You Have Dropped Hallucinogenics" is a great WikiHow
Image 243325   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
181
 
 androbot: Appalling.
 kazzy94: Don't judge, Shaylin
Image 243324   04-19-18   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
1071
 
 Shay: Wikihow: How to tell if you're a schizophrenic.
 charlemagne: don't panic mr mannering, don't panic
 Robespierre: Translation: "BORKF!"
Image 243323   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
515
 
 Shay: Ah lean left, lean left, lean leeefffffftttt.
 jazzjunkie: @VoR Same here - about a month hence.
 WTF: @Teechur Cranbury School for the Vertically Challenged
 hapi papi: The siblings--ranging in age from 2 to 29--
 Teechur: Is...everyone...leaning?
 Robespierre: Oh! I just noticed ... they had their class portrait taken at the Mystery Spot!
 FabricMan: These kids coulda had a V8
 grimes: ...not that I knew it then
 lionstrong: I was about to be born
 Robespierre: 80s kid fashion was totally 80s
 jem: What the...*zooms*
Image 243322   04-19-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
577
 
 marxist: CAT is short for claymore, automatic grenade launcher and terrorism tactics.
 PornoPedler: Username/upload combo. Odb saw the cat.
 Rachelina: OK :-)
 Annoying Vegan : Id risk it
 Teechur: And then it puts the lotion on the cat.
 Robespierre: FREE CANDY TOO
 petepuma: they erased "of nine tails"
 ppr4: *dies*
Image 243321   04-19-18   Uploaded by    rip odb
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