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263265  sparename: He still talks about "exta" terrestrials, though

263274  Prostata: he's seen some shit

263265  Uncle Phil: @Robespierre This image is about the extent of this guy.

263273  Robespierre: R = Blinky

263274  Robespierre: You're travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Critter Zone

263270  Robespierre: Malcolm In A Muddle

263271  Robespierre: On my work computer this image appears next to Today's weirdo item, which appears to be a digital quarter. Coincidence? I think not.

263283  johnnyc: Why are all foxes so photogenic?

263267  Air Biscuit: Already Been Chewed?

263267  Robespierre: (& charge your damn fone, loser)

263241  Robespierre: Image/username combo - eww.

263272  Robespierre: Entering heavy rotation in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

263257  FormerLurker: Id go with the 6th choice.... all of the above.

263242  Not A Bot: Requires Netscape Navigator 1.2

263163  ppr4: What do you mean @lecj07

263269  Robespierre: This new Fargo concept looks tasteless

263254  Robespierre: Dial me up, baby.

263255  Robespierre: "... the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "BORKF"

263256  Robespierre: I love playing PokemonNO

263257  Robespierre: I'll pick none of them, thanks - my wife would effin' murder me. Besides, back when I was still able to post images you might have seen the pic of my wife up in our lemon tree - none of these could possibly be more desirable than she is in every way, even in her late 50s.

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263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

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263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263215 Robespierre: @Knice In my opinion, the extra fucked-up-ness arose straight from two sources: The Internet, and the bottomless gullibility of the Murican Hate Bloc



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Score:
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 fanny: @Wooden Spoon lol thats an amazing short story waiting to be written right there :)
 Wooden Spoon: @fanny: at first I saw Grade School instead of Grad School I was picturing a confused 8-year old working in a kitchen and swearing.
 fanny: @FabricMan I worked at a Red Lobster years ago in grad school. I agree, but i must admit the kitchen was immaculate. Also we had to refer to different parts of the restaurant as different parts of a ship. If you cursed etc. you were said to be off course. And I would leave there reeking of fish every night. I tried to quit but they kept putting me on the schedule.
 Robespierre: @FabricMan They SLIME them? I thought that was just a movie thing
 Bumbo Lungys: That's a really long name, can I call you Taeyl?
 FabricMan: Do not eat at Darden restaurants. They treat their servers like slime
Image 243310   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
1258
 
 Psymon: Tigers are kind of stupid that way.
 VeeKay: Goddam it Homer
 Butcherboy: And upright is a time machine@Teechur
 Teechur: @jazzjunkie @Robespierre It's written on the other side of the box
 Robespierre: @jazzjunkie Transmogrification comes next
 manlyman: -Commentor
 wolfpk: Calvin and Hobbes Without Calvin
 jazzjunkie: That looks a lot like the transmogrifier!
Image 243309   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
851
 
 VeeKay: @RiderFan You never heard of Edith Margaret Garrud.
 RiderFan: This was one of the strongest women to ever live.
 Mister Beef: hawt.
 Mister Beef: Hell yes.
Image 243308   04-19-18   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
106
 
 Christina: Ugliness of North Korea.
 Robespierre: The Many Styles of Kim
 Dr Awkward: Only Dennis Rodman can save us now.
 spacedawg: I think I preferred the original Mr. Potato head
Image 243307   04-19-18   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
362
 
 Teechur: Beeee Goooooooood.........
Image 243306   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
633
 
 Skaalar: I WILL EAT THE BABY.
 tib gubb: there's only room for one baby in this family1
 Not A Bot: 30 free recipes!
 original og: Count Meowcula feeds on newborn.jpg
 Robespierre: WAKEY-WAKEYYYY!
Image 243305   04-19-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
458
 
 glenalec: Screw your Honda Civic, I've a calf outside.
 sparename: Must verify obscure Olde English law that a farmer could be arrested for being drunk in charge of a cow but not for being drunk in charge of a bull?? Something to do with bulls being smart enough to know their own way home
 Yam: Wheres my mom
 barfolomew: Bikes always give me a friction rash on my calf.
 sad face: Bicycowl
Image 243304   04-19-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
949
 
 Mad Collager: No, your Leif Garrett cosplay is not convincing.
 Robespierre: Nice look, but a bit late for the Easter Parade
 Dr Awkward: M'squirrel
 wolfpk: Cosplay, squirrel style.
 Prombom: Dayum! Fancy hat!
Image 243303   04-19-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
537
 
 Psymon: Soon to be a major motion picture
 Christina: cxocomics.com/ seems not to exist anymore.
 Not A Bot: NO to the power of FUCK
 Mad Collager: So, when her mother was carrying her she had a bun in the oven?
 a robot: IRL: #170921
 WTF: I love sausagehorn!
 Dr Awkward: Interests: Men. Buns. Dislikes: Man-buns.
 skillet: To be frank, she's acting like a weiner.
 skunkrocker: @Robespierre Could be wurst.
 Robespierre: A sausage's life is INTENSE
 fink: No, not really. Give it a minute.
Image 243302   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
829
 
 Extreme Locorito: Anime water: check. Anime cat: check. Anime boobs: work in progress.
Image 243301   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
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