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273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

273258  Shay: But Jesus loves vacancies.

273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

273224  charlemagne: In the beginning of the month but it will have the phantasy the the same mix and I have been attacked the to the next black hooded jacket with you on Monday at noon and the other hand if it looks as long it would make me sleep

273147  kswat: @Amy Housewine of course!

273258  Fiveninety: i didn't think so

273246  funy speling: What's wrong with his hand?

273256  addend: Most of it still looks edible and delicious.

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273198  addend: Question 2: Do you like me, though I am not pizza?

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Kind of? It's fermented like mead but tastes different. It's called tej

273260  WannaBee: Aww... He's had a ruff day!

273224  WannaBee: In the beginning of the day and I didnt know what to do with it haha was the day I was going to go to bed and I have to take a shower.

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272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!



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Score:
949
 
 Mad Collager: No, your Leif Garrett cosplay is not convincing.
 Robespierre: Nice look, but a bit late for the Easter Parade
 Dr Awkward: M'squirrel
 wolfpk: Cosplay, squirrel style.
 Prombom: Dayum! Fancy hat!
Image 243303   04-19-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
537
 
 Psymon: Soon to be a major motion picture
 Christina: cxocomics.com/ seems not to exist anymore.
 Not A Bot: NO to the power of FUCK
 Mad Collager: So, when her mother was carrying her she had a bun in the oven?
 a robot: IRL: #170921
 WTF: I love sausagehorn!
 Dr Awkward: Interests: Men. Buns. Dislikes: Man-buns.
 skillet: To be frank, she's acting like a weiner.
 skunkrocker: @Robespierre Could be wurst.
 Robespierre: A sausage's life is INTENSE
 fink: No, not really. Give it a minute.
Image 243302   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
829
 
 Extreme Locorito: Anime water: check. Anime cat: check. Anime boobs: work in progress.
Image 243301   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
388
 
 Demon Universe: Date: 100/10011/11111100010, and I, for one, welcome our new computer overlords.
 mexican: Date: 19 April 2018
 jazzjunkie: Date: 1524150829
 FabricMan: Date: 43209
 itskando: @Ulillillia This.
 when so: @Ulillillia You know what's up
 Ulillillia: Date: 2018-04-19
 Robespierre: DATE: I'm outta here
 Butcherboy: Date: 04/19/2018
 aristocat: Date: 19/04/2018.
Image 243300   04-19-18   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
120
 
 Ulillillia: Beauty of Mar-a-Lago
 Robespierre: Beauty of Bastardy
 jimbiscuit: @ignatz Where do you live? Asking for a (russian) friend.
 runny999: You cannot polish a turd
Image 243299   04-19-18   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
655
 
 Not A Bot: I print my petty frustrations on T-shirts and walk around trying to get people to read them while I smirk knowingly.
 Teechur: @Sadbot OOOBAH DOOOBAH!!
 Sadbot: The monster is sick of doing "Puttin' On the Ritz", he wants to do burlesque
 when so: Just use the old legs on that next project
 Mr. Butt: This is wonderful.
Image 243298   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
308
 
 Demon Universe: Been here before. This animal hates it when you feed it.
 Teechur: Looks like someone got down off of that elephant. That's why it's naked.
 Dr Awkward: @KingTrebek even if it's not an elephant, that thing doesn't look healthy
 Semaphore: No,I heard YOU were talking shit!
 KingTrebek: I think that elephant is sick
Image 243297   04-19-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
597
 
 whcvgre78: You! Yes, you. You are a good dog.
Image 243296   04-19-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
182
 
 Science: Ice-T and Coco?
 SaltLick: Apparently the Predator is drawing a bead on him
 Dr Awkward: A Song of Fire and Ice
 Bohab: Ice Conan?
Image 243295   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
736
 
 big butt bum: She died later of severe facial lacerations
 glenalec: This wouldn't work on my mum. It would have to be a dog. And a working farm dog at that.
 HermwoodLitmajor: @barfolomew No it's tac rotcod
 Robespierre: Make what? The coffee? If you do, I'll have a cup.
 barfolomew: Doctor cat backwards is tacrot cod.
Image 243294   04-19-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
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