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272309  WTF: Welcome to welcome to welcome to Beaver

272320  Off Topic: ...on a terrible belly tattoo.

272324  Yam: This is one of those ones I know is REALLY dumb, but I laugh at it every time

272320  dangerkeith3000: Smile in your after picture, Robert!

272324  Side Boob: Spelling has a strong correlation with aiming ability.

272325  dangerkeith3000: I'm one of those people who loves The Smiths but hates Morrissey.

272324  dangerkeith3000: It got better.

272322  thecraftywolf: disregard the constabulary! arriving directly from the subterranean.

272295  Munkybut: Poor puffy puppies

272242  LurkedMoar: OSHAIIIIIT

272307  celtic: Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

272304  Christina: @sir toke a lot They mean it must be deaf on the left ear.

272318  Christina: Looks like incest.

272320  Christina: Could have lost more if he enroled to a gym.

272321  Christina: Does this work as effectively as penis enlargement.

272321  Greifer: yes, i'm a surgeon

272254  Spazstatic: @Not A Bot you're learning!

272260  Spazstatic: I wish.

272330  james: More nationality than ethnic.

272303  dangerkeith3000: How has it not popped?

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272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.



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 aoaoaoao: Return trip #243563
 Air Biscuit: @XLY *pours a glass of milk on the sidewalk
 XLY: reminds me of if you give a mouse a cookie
 Springbok: This looks so familiar, but I can't quite place it.
Image 243227   04-18-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
262
 
 Slerzy: "I do not wish to be inculded in this narrative."
 Scoo: The 80's called. They say hi.
Image 243226   04-18-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
715
 
 BavidDowie: I kissed a horse and I *hmlumphsh*
 dangerkeith3000: BESTiality
 Mr. Shine: Username/upload combo?
 Springbok: mlORGH
 scribbs: Girl on girlfriend action!
Image 243225   04-18-18   Uploaded by    MrMangaMouth
Score:
665
 
 afroking: @Robespierre @Sadbot The exception is Cadillac sedans driven by nice old ladies like my mom
 sparename: @Felicity Also watch out for "Arseholes Usually Displaying Impatience"s, though I once drove my ex-boss's Lexus and lots of other cars on the motorway moved over
 Robespierre: @Sadbot My credo: expensive motor = bad driver
 Sadbot: @Felicity There was a study about bad driving that came to pretty much the same conclusion. Luxury car drivers are more often jerks and we have the science to prove it!
 DJSnoopMike: Truer than that licence plate knows. Since I started keeping track of which brands of car cut me off the most, I ve noticed that VWs are almost as bad as BMWs. I guess precision German engineering causes bad driving
 Ulillillia: Mr. Connery's ride
Image 243224   04-18-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
726
 
 Bad Dad: The ascension
Image 243223   04-18-18   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
364
 
 Mr. Shine: "WHY don't those girls just get another cup?"
 younglink: Is that Noam Chomsky? And a female Noam Chomsky?
 WTF: "Yeah, I can't tell what it is either. What is this site called again? Goatse?"
 fanny: Yeah dad, youre never gonna get enough XP with those shit comments
Image 243222   04-18-18   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
803
 
 Borkf: He didn*t want to be a pupsicle.
Image 243221   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
192
 
 funny in the wall: not to be confused with boy butter which is a... well, google it if you like
 Mr. Shine: @KyleisBobDole fun with switcherinos, of course.
 Mr. Shine: @KyleisBobDole "My dancin' name" and callouts to Nancy in Accounting are still going strong.
 KyleisBobDole: @bug @Mr. Shine I love when our old memes come up again. I miss ol' spicy, ass kicking, and calling out gator pic numbers. Any other good ones I'm forgetting?
 bug: @Mr. Shine Great minds think alike...
 bug: I think I've seen this product on waffles.
 Mr. Shine: That stuff's just for waffles, remember?
 McBomalds: Definitely in the cupboard at Man Man s Man Cave
 dangerkeith3000: Punctuation matters.
 Nope: @fanny Labour rules around getting that sweet boy syrup, they can only work half time, parents have to be there. Its really an unnecessary overhead. Just get Man Syrup instead
 fanny: How is boy syrup almost as much as pure maple syrup?
 Alpha Trion: Oh no!
Image 243220   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
559
 
 Mr Bleak: It took a while, but somebody finally gave Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" a try.
 tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?
 Mr. Shine: Oh, Jesus!
 nuke em: What about gluten free?
 Dick Inspector: But are they organic?
 Nope: Thats a good price for long pig
 dobbiesdoogs: buy 1 package, get #243220 free!
Image 243219   04-18-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
652
 
 tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic
 Urn BooUrn: Got to tap into the speedforce, my hedgehog.
 jazzjunkie: Nah, you'll get even MORE light because of all those extra photons you're running into as you move
 dangerkeith3000: You just blew special relativity out the window, kid.
 Mexico: gotta die slow
 Greifer: @Shay darkness : i'm not your friend
 Shay: Hello darkness, my old friend...
Image 243218   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Malkchic
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