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248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

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248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson

248685 dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248646 Felicity: Enough with the royal-watching

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248680 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!



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Score:
922
 
 WannaBee: Return trip #243563
 Air Biscuit: @XLY *pours a glass of milk on the sidewalk
 XLY: reminds me of if you give a mouse a cookie
 Springbok: This looks so familiar, but I can't quite place it.
Image 243227   04-18-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
262
 
 Slerzy: "I do not wish to be inculded in this narrative."
 Scoo: The 80's called. They say hi.
Image 243226   04-18-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
715
 
 BavidDowie: I kissed a horse and I *hmlumphsh*
 dangerkeith3000: BESTiality
 Mr. Shine: Username/upload combo?
 Springbok: mlORGH
 WannaBee: Girl on girlfriend action!
Image 243225   04-18-18   Uploaded by    MrMangaMouth
Score:
665
 
 Felicity: @Robespierre @Sadbot The exception is Cadillac sedans driven by nice old ladies like my mom
 sparename: @Felicity Also watch out for "Arseholes Usually Displaying Impatience"s, though I once drove my ex-boss's Lexus and lots of other cars on the motorway moved over
 Robespierre: @Sadbot My credo: expensive motor = bad driver
 Sadbot: @Felicity There was a study about bad driving that came to pretty much the same conclusion. Luxury car drivers are more often jerks and we have the science to prove it!
 Felicity: Truer than that licence plate knows. Since I started keeping track of which brands of car cut me off the most, I*ve noticed that VWs are almost as bad as BMWs. I guess precision German engineering causes bad driving
 Ulillillia: Mr. Connery's ride
Image 243224   04-18-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
726
 
 ignatz: The ascension
Image 243223   04-18-18   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
364
 
 Mr. Shine: "WHY don't those girls just get another cup?"
 Felicity: Is that Noam Chomsky? And a female Noam Chomsky?
 WTF: "Yeah, I can't tell what it is either. What is this site called again? Goatse?"
 fanny: Yeah dad, youre never gonna get enough XP with those shit comments
Image 243222   04-18-18   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
803
 
 WannaBee: He didn*t want to be a pupsicle.
Image 243221   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
192
 
 funny in the wall: not to be confused with boy butter which is a... well, google it if you like
 Mr. Shine: @KyleisBobDole fun with switcherinos, of course.
 Mr. Shine: @KyleisBobDole "My dancin' name" and callouts to Nancy in Accounting are still going strong.
 KyleisBobDole: @bug @Mr. Shine I love when our old memes come up again. I miss ol' spicy, ass kicking, and calling out gator pic numbers. Any other good ones I'm forgetting?
 bug: @Mr. Shine Great minds think alike...
 bug: I think I've seen this product on waffles.
 Mr. Shine: That stuff's just for waffles, remember?
 Felicity: Definitely in the cupboard at Man Man*s Man Cave
 dangerkeith3000: Punctuation matters.
 Nope: @fanny Labour rules around getting that sweet boy syrup, they can only work half time, parents have to be there. Its really an unnecessary overhead. Just get Man Syrup instead
 fanny: How is boy syrup almost as much as pure maple syrup?
 ignatz: Oh no!
Image 243220   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
559
 
 Mr Bleak: It took a while, but somebody finally gave Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" a try.
 tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?
 Mr. Shine: Oh, Jesus!
 WannaBee: What about gluten free?
 Dick Inspector: But are they organic?
 Nope: Thats a good price for long pig
 dobbiesdoogs: buy 1 package, get #243220 free!
Image 243219   04-18-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
628
 
 tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic
 Urn BooUrn: Got to tap into the speedforce, my hedgehog.
 jazzjunkie: Nah, you'll get even MORE light because of all those extra photons you're running into as you move
 dangerkeith3000: You just blew special relativity out the window, kid.
 Mexico: gotta die slow
 Greifer: @Shay darkness : i'm not your friend
 Shay: Hello darkness, my old friend...
Image 243218   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Malkchic
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