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272826  Micro Jackson: Alright, who's the asshole that yelled "Fetch!"?

272832  dangerkeith3000: Trick or treat, motherfuckers!

272828  Micro Jackson: Prison ain't so bad

272829  Micro Jackson: It makes good head

272830  Micro Jackson: PS I died in it

272831  Micro Jackson: He cat too big for he goddam box

272831  Christina: "I fits"

272832  Christina: "We are not here te threat you, but it would be nice if you bought some cookies."

272837  ignatz: Is this one of those halfway houses?

272839  ignatz: I think you'll still get all the hisses for free tbh..

272827  Nothing: If you don't crush all the chips and pour them into your mouth, what are you even doing

272827  charlemagne: just get a stick and jab it into the tube like the tongue of the noble anteater, and you are left to eat the crisps at your leisure

272738  hajjpodge: Hit-and-run of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

272811  lecj07: @Knice Or purrlot

272803  Not A Bot: The dog did you a massive favour.

272795  Eleftheros: Thanos still has my vote, maybe you're in the lucky half

272796  jochenau: Internet Explorer is probably more like a weird grumpy old dude.

272822  Eleftheros: I wish I could party as hard as that kat

272789  VoR: Jape me

272821  Side Boob: She's now known as "Megan One-eye"

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272683 Science: @White Rice: It's not preservatives. It's because the patty is so thin that it desiccates before it gets the chance to rot and mold. Your bio teacher was promoting bad science.

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill



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 tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo
 hajjpodge: - It's a real thing denied to millions because they're forced to give up most of their lives for pennies on the dollar of what the rich bastards you idolize as modern day "Captains of Industry" clock in seconds. It's inhumane and so is Libertarianism in the United States.
 hajjpodge: Libertarians really get on my last nerve. They're the most obstinate, selfish adult-babies I've EVER had to deal with during organizing, canvassing, etc. When your entire "ideology" basically calls for the creation of a Corporate-Run State because you don't like having to pay into a collective fund that finances the roads you drive on and the services you use or have made available to you, you need to stop pretending you care about liberty and admit that you just want to nickel and dime poor people into the grave and beyond. You are not free if you can't eat, have nowhere to sleep or can't get an education. Liberty isn't just an idea you get to rhetorically get to hide behind. 1/2
 hajjpodge: hmm i mean maybe you can get mad that you have to pay taxes or you can get mad at the people who shove the tax burden onto working folks like you because they're so goddamned rich they've bought the political system so they can hoard their wealth with no consequences. Unless you're one of those rich folks, then fuck you.
 Mr. Whiskers: Not to get political, but Bernie kind of sounds like Beavis and Buttheads principal.
 Mexico: Ha, suckers. I'm coming up on a year of graduating college with an okay job and my refund's massive. Gloating aside, paying taxes is part of a citizen's duty to provide for other citizens.
 ChubbyBuddy: maybe you wouldn't worry so much about your taxes if college were free?
 dangerkeith3000: @jochenau Yeah, it's like I pay a school tax on my house and I don't have kids, but I don't mind because at least this way the next generation is getting educated.
 dangerkeith3000: What, do people not get jobs and file taxes while in high school anymore?
 jochenau: I ended up having to pay this year for the first time, with an effective tax rate of around 6 percent. I'd still vote for Bernie; the problem isn't how much I'm paying, but what I'm paying *for*.
Image 243205   04-18-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
288
 
 UltraBeverly: Fake: The gang will never realize their privilege.
 Mr. Shine: "Privilege"
 Rachelina: The One Where They Remembered Not to Use a Hyphen as an Em-Dash or Bullet
 wolfpk: "Friends, don't have 'em, don't need 'em, sure as hell don't wanna watch 'em." Al Bundy
 dangerkeith3000: Who's Ed Sheeran?
 Shay: The One Where I Didn't Watch the Episode (all of them)
 Nope: 2018 vines huh?
Image 243204   04-18-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
417
 
 E. HONDA: oh! boy juice
 Mr. Whiskers: Hah!...semen...
 Knice: @DrinkMixMan Hahah gross.
 DrinkMixMan: @Nope He must have been thinking about a waffle
 dangerkeith3000: And if he lays in your wet spot afterwards bc you don't want to and you both need sleep, it means he truly loves you...
 Nope: Wow, he should be in porn, look at that coverage
 aeroaero: .. but you're baked so you don't care
Image 243203   04-18-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
796
 
 Sparkplug: Where's netflix tho
 Mr Bleak: Fuck my life.
 fracking: Lolol @dangerkeith3000
 dangerkeith3000: Chill mf-er
Image 243202   04-18-18   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
375
 
 Semaphore: @tib gubb u*
 tib gubb: you fuckin' no it
 jazzjunkie: 31 blaze it
 trelyate: lucky guess
 Mad Collager: @Ulillillia Took me a minute. Ur, hur, hur, good one!
 dangerkeith3000: I tend to drive slower while high
 Ulillillia: Sumeria's first secondary school
 WetWilly: Oh, the sign actually IS a cop..
Image 243201   04-18-18   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
434
 
 jochenau: If you've lived in the Las Vegas area in the summer, you've learned to appreciate clouds greatly.
 Nope: Some people are like people and they have feelings!
 Pop That Ponzi: What if they*re rain clouds?
Image 243200   04-18-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
619
 
 tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers
 well duh: Mexico.
 Sadbot: "Safety regulations are for chumps, I don't like my boss having to rent out a crane" I type with my one remaining hand
 Teechur: That's a stupid place for a soda machine anyway.
 Dr Awkward: @sparename Fork-lift-lift. (Whereas fork-fork-lift is a 3-way sex position)
 sparename: Is it a fork-fork-lift or a fork-lift-lift?
Image 243199   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
553
 
 Robespierre: @carpwoman Doug Sahm once sang "You just cain't live in Texas / If you don't gotta lotta soul", but I don't know if that's even remotely applicable anymore. And you'll get double-posted if you back out of an image you've just commented on with the backup button instead of navigating by clicking on the mascot.
 carpwoman: @Springbok - Texas is a different universe.
 carpwoman: What the heck's with all the double posts? Is it me? I hardly see other people with double posts.
 Springbok: I work in a grocery store (HEB, if you're from here). The day before the storm hit, people were going batshit insane, like if a hurricane was on the way. Water, flashlights, canned food, bread, etc. were sold out and people were fighting over the last stock. Me, being clueless, had no idea what was going on, and a coworker if she knew what was going on. She said, "It's supposed to be cold tomorrow." I'm from Maine, and this state makes me feel like I'm in a different universe sometimes.
 glenalec: The what, when?
 nightmarez: @carpwoman ...and justice for y'all
 dangerkeith3000: Dallas didn't get any snow. :( Not even a millimeter.
 Shay: UR HIGH
 Sadbot: I can speak from experience with earlier years: what you're gonna want to do in the event of Texas snow is go to Kroger and buy all the toilet paper and bread, these will be what you trade for what you need in the coming two-day Ragnarok. Ignore your friend from the north that is doing donuts in the parking lot for fun and laughing at you.
 carpwoman: Uh, I mean "y'all".
 carpwoman: Uh, I mean "y'all".
 carpwoman: My thoughts and prayers are with you all.
 Janston: ..the door to my truck was momentarily stuck!
Image 243198   04-18-18   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
706
 
 Christina: Never forget.
Image 243197   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
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 tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.
 dangerkeith3000: That number looks fake.
 Robespierre: Looks legit; hyup.
 glenalec: It's like all those farmers driving around in Kia Hatchbacks, "Yeah, it's for when I go into the city."
Image 243196   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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