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249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

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249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

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 tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo
 hajjpodge: - It's a real thing denied to millions because they're forced to give up most of their lives for pennies on the dollar of what the rich bastards you idolize as modern day "Captains of Industry" clock in seconds. It's inhumane and so is Libertarianism in the United States.
 hajjpodge: Libertarians really get on my last nerve. They're the most obstinate, selfish adult-babies I've EVER had to deal with during organizing, canvassing, etc. When your entire "ideology" basically calls for the creation of a Corporate-Run State because you don't like having to pay into a collective fund that finances the roads you drive on and the services you use or have made available to you, you need to stop pretending you care about liberty and admit that you just want to nickel and dime poor people into the grave and beyond. You are not free if you can't eat, have nowhere to sleep or can't get an education. Liberty isn't just an idea you get to rhetorically get to hide behind. 1/2
 hajjpodge: hmm i mean maybe you can get mad that you have to pay taxes or you can get mad at the people who shove the tax burden onto working folks like you because they're so goddamned rich they've bought the political system so they can hoard their wealth with no consequences. Unless you're one of those rich folks, then fuck you.
 Mr. Whiskers: Not to get political, but Bernie kind of sounds like Beavis and Buttheads principal.
 Mexico: Ha, suckers. I'm coming up on a year of graduating college with an okay job and my refund's massive. Gloating aside, paying taxes is part of a citizen's duty to provide for other citizens.
 ChubbyBuddy: maybe you wouldn't worry so much about your taxes if college were free?
 dangerkeith3000: @jochenau Yeah, it's like I pay a school tax on my house and I don't have kids, but I don't mind because at least this way the next generation is getting educated.
 dangerkeith3000: What, do people not get jobs and file taxes while in high school anymore?
 jochenau: I ended up having to pay this year for the first time, with an effective tax rate of around 6 percent. I'd still vote for Bernie; the problem isn't how much I'm paying, but what I'm paying *for*.
Image 243205   04-18-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
288
 
 UltraBeverly: Fake: The gang will never realize their privilege.
 Mr. Shine: "Privilege"
 Felicity: The One Where They Remembered Not to Use a Hyphen as an Em-Dash or Bullet
 wolfpk: "Friends, don't have 'em, don't need 'em, sure as hell don't wanna watch 'em." Al Bundy
 dangerkeith3000: Who's Ed Sheeran?
 Shay: The One Where I Didn't Watch the Episode (all of them)
 Nope: 2018 vines huh?
Image 243204   04-18-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
417
 
 E. HONDA: oh! boy juice
 Mr. Whiskers: Hah!...semen...
 Knice: @DrinkMixMan Hahah gross.
 DrinkMixMan: @Nope He must have been thinking about a waffle
 dangerkeith3000: And if he lays in your wet spot afterwards bc you don't want to and you both need sleep, it means he truly loves you...
 Nope: Wow, he should be in porn, look at that coverage
 ignatz: .. but you're baked so you don't care
Image 243203   04-18-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
769
 
 Yurishiro: Where's netflix tho
 Mr Bleak: Fuck my life.
 fracking: Lolol @dangerkeith3000
 dangerkeith3000: Chill mf-er
Image 243202   04-18-18   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
375
 
 Yurishiro: @tib gubb u*
 tib gubb: you fuckin' no it
 jazzjunkie: 31 blaze it
 trelyate: lucky guess
 Mad Collager: @Ulillillia Took me a minute. Ur, hur, hur, good one!
 dangerkeith3000: I tend to drive slower while high
 Ulillillia: Sumeria's first secondary school
 ignatz: Oh, the sign actually IS a cop..
Image 243201   04-18-18   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
407
 
 jochenau: If you've lived in the Las Vegas area in the summer, you've learned to appreciate clouds greatly.
 Nope: Some people are like people and they have feelings!
 WannaBee: What if they*re rain clouds?
Image 243200   04-18-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
596
 
 tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers
 well duh: Mexico.
 Sadbot: "Safety regulations are for chumps, I don't like my boss having to rent out a crane" I type with my one remaining hand
 Teechur: That's a stupid place for a soda machine anyway.
 Dr Awkward: @sparename Fork-lift-lift. (Whereas fork-fork-lift is a 3-way sex position)
 sparename: Is it a fork-fork-lift or a fork-lift-lift?
Image 243199   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
553
 
 Robespierre: @carpwoman Doug Sahm once sang "You just cain't live in Texas / If you don't gotta lotta soul", but I don't know if that's even remotely applicable anymore. And you'll get double-posted if you back out of an image you've just commented on with the backup button instead of navigating by clicking on the mascot.
 carpwoman: @Springbok - Texas is a different universe.
 carpwoman: What the heck's with all the double posts? Is it me? I hardly see other people with double posts.
 Springbok: I work in a grocery store (HEB, if you're from here). The day before the storm hit, people were going batshit insane, like if a hurricane was on the way. Water, flashlights, canned food, bread, etc. were sold out and people were fighting over the last stock. Me, being clueless, had no idea what was going on, and a coworker if she knew what was going on. She said, "It's supposed to be cold tomorrow." I'm from Maine, and this state makes me feel like I'm in a different universe sometimes.
 glenalec: The what, when?
 antipatterns: @carpwoman ...and justice for y'all
 dangerkeith3000: Dallas didn't get any snow. :( Not even a millimeter.
 Shay: UR HIGH
 Sadbot: I can speak from experience with earlier years: what you're gonna want to do in the event of Texas snow is go to Kroger and buy all the toilet paper and bread, these will be what you trade for what you need in the coming two-day Ragnarok. Ignore your friend from the north that is doing donuts in the parking lot for fun and laughing at you.
 carpwoman: Uh, I mean "y'all".
 carpwoman: Uh, I mean "y'all".
 carpwoman: My thoughts and prayers are with you all.
 VoR: ..the door to my truck was momentarily stuck!
Image 243198   04-18-18   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
706
 
 Christina: Never forget.
Image 243197   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
408
 
 tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.
 dangerkeith3000: That number looks fake.
 Robespierre: Looks legit; hyup.
 glenalec: It's like all those farmers driving around in Kia Hatchbacks, "Yeah, it's for when I go into the city."
Image 243196   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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