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263144  Robespierre: No Sino-name-shaming, please

263149  Robespierre: Dunt uze dot tone wis mee, hyoomin - it hertz mye eerz

263150  Robespierre: Pouncing detected

263157  Robespierre: Couture by Farm 'n' Fleet

263159  Robespierre: Thank you for coming to Lowes / Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show

263247  werterland: Yeah, ratings buttons are messed up lol. I accidentally hit BAD, and in a moment of panic I hit RAD, and it changed the score both times and both buttons are grayed out.

263259  tacticaljay: This is awesome! Wheres this at?

263171  Robespierre: Now, get it tattooed on your forehead

263192  Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263197  Robespierre: @Annoying Vegan @Mexico May I come onboard?

263202  Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263208  Robespierre: Annoyance ears

263215  Robespierre: @Knice In my opinion, the extra fucked-up-ness arose straight from two sources: The Internet, and the bottomless gullibility of the Murican Hate Bloc

263216  Robespierre: @Knice What show? I'm totally out of touch with allegedly humourous TV shows from the past two or three decades.

263245  FabricMan: The garden hose mists couscous on the flowerbed. Your shower head has a rigatoni setting. You power wash the siding with tagliatelle. And there's a scandal in your city when the police use taglierini on peaceful protesters.

263229  Robespierre: "A knockwurst to go, please"

263234  Robespierre: Now, select all images with da Moom

263238  Robespierre: Pitifulness of North Korea

263239  Robespierre: Toil and trouble

263236  Passive: I think I'll draw some cat nipples. -Artist

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263215 Robespierre: @Knice In my opinion, the extra fucked-up-ness arose straight from two sources: The Internet, and the bottomless gullibility of the Murican Hate Bloc

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262885 Prostata: I want to believe

263229 Robespierre: "A knockwurst to go, please"

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

263070 wolfpk: *and blows



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 tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo
 hajjpodge: - It's a real thing denied to millions because they're forced to give up most of their lives for pennies on the dollar of what the rich bastards you idolize as modern day "Captains of Industry" clock in seconds. It's inhumane and so is Libertarianism in the United States.
 hajjpodge: Libertarians really get on my last nerve. They're the most obstinate, selfish adult-babies I've EVER had to deal with during organizing, canvassing, etc. When your entire "ideology" basically calls for the creation of a Corporate-Run State because you don't like having to pay into a collective fund that finances the roads you drive on and the services you use or have made available to you, you need to stop pretending you care about liberty and admit that you just want to nickel and dime poor people into the grave and beyond. You are not free if you can't eat, have nowhere to sleep or can't get an education. Liberty isn't just an idea you get to rhetorically get to hide behind. 1/2
 hajjpodge: hmm i mean maybe you can get mad that you have to pay taxes or you can get mad at the people who shove the tax burden onto working folks like you because they're so goddamned rich they've bought the political system so they can hoard their wealth with no consequences. Unless you're one of those rich folks, then fuck you.
 Mr. Whiskers: Not to get political, but Bernie kind of sounds like Beavis and Buttheads principal.
 Mexico: Ha, suckers. I'm coming up on a year of graduating college with an okay job and my refund's massive. Gloating aside, paying taxes is part of a citizen's duty to provide for other citizens.
 ChubbyBuddy: maybe you wouldn't worry so much about your taxes if college were free?
 dangerkeith3000: @jochenau Yeah, it's like I pay a school tax on my house and I don't have kids, but I don't mind because at least this way the next generation is getting educated.
 dangerkeith3000: What, do people not get jobs and file taxes while in high school anymore?
 jochenau: I ended up having to pay this year for the first time, with an effective tax rate of around 6 percent. I'd still vote for Bernie; the problem isn't how much I'm paying, but what I'm paying *for*.
Image 243205   04-18-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
288
 
 UltraBeverly: Fake: The gang will never realize their privilege.
 Mr. Shine: "Privilege"
 Rachelina: The One Where They Remembered Not to Use a Hyphen as an Em-Dash or Bullet
 wolfpk: "Friends, don't have 'em, don't need 'em, sure as hell don't wanna watch 'em." Al Bundy
 dangerkeith3000: Who's Ed Sheeran?
 Shay: The One Where I Didn't Watch the Episode (all of them)
 Nope: 2018 vines huh?
Image 243204   04-18-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
417
 
 E. HONDA: oh! boy juice
 Mr. Whiskers: Hah!...semen...
 Knice: @DrinkMixMan Hahah gross.
 DrinkMixMan: @Nope He must have been thinking about a waffle
 dangerkeith3000: And if he lays in your wet spot afterwards bc you don't want to and you both need sleep, it means he truly loves you...
 Nope: Wow, he should be in porn, look at that coverage
 aeroaero: .. but you're baked so you don't care
Image 243203   04-18-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
796
 
 Sparkplug: Where's netflix tho
 Mr Bleak: Fuck my life.
 fracking: Lolol @dangerkeith3000
 dangerkeith3000: Chill mf-er
Image 243202   04-18-18   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
375
 
 Semaphore: @tib gubb u*
 tib gubb: you fuckin' no it
 jazzjunkie: 31 blaze it
 trelyate: lucky guess
 Mad Collager: @Ulillillia Took me a minute. Ur, hur, hur, good one!
 dangerkeith3000: I tend to drive slower while high
 Ulillillia: Sumeria's first secondary school
 WetWilly: Oh, the sign actually IS a cop..
Image 243201   04-18-18   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
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 jochenau: If you've lived in the Las Vegas area in the summer, you've learned to appreciate clouds greatly.
 Nope: Some people are like people and they have feelings!
 Pop That Ponzi: What if they*re rain clouds?
Image 243200   04-18-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
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 tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers
 well duh: Mexico.
 Sadbot: "Safety regulations are for chumps, I don't like my boss having to rent out a crane" I type with my one remaining hand
 Teechur: That's a stupid place for a soda machine anyway.
 Dr Awkward: @sparename Fork-lift-lift. (Whereas fork-fork-lift is a 3-way sex position)
 sparename: Is it a fork-fork-lift or a fork-lift-lift?
Image 243199   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
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 Robespierre: @carpwoman Doug Sahm once sang "You just cain't live in Texas / If you don't gotta lotta soul", but I don't know if that's even remotely applicable anymore. And you'll get double-posted if you back out of an image you've just commented on with the backup button instead of navigating by clicking on the mascot.
 carpwoman: @Springbok - Texas is a different universe.
 carpwoman: What the heck's with all the double posts? Is it me? I hardly see other people with double posts.
 Springbok: I work in a grocery store (HEB, if you're from here). The day before the storm hit, people were going batshit insane, like if a hurricane was on the way. Water, flashlights, canned food, bread, etc. were sold out and people were fighting over the last stock. Me, being clueless, had no idea what was going on, and a coworker if she knew what was going on. She said, "It's supposed to be cold tomorrow." I'm from Maine, and this state makes me feel like I'm in a different universe sometimes.
 glenalec: The what, when?
 antipatterns: @carpwoman ...and justice for y'all
 dangerkeith3000: Dallas didn't get any snow. :( Not even a millimeter.
 Shay: UR HIGH
 Sadbot: I can speak from experience with earlier years: what you're gonna want to do in the event of Texas snow is go to Kroger and buy all the toilet paper and bread, these will be what you trade for what you need in the coming two-day Ragnarok. Ignore your friend from the north that is doing donuts in the parking lot for fun and laughing at you.
 carpwoman: Uh, I mean "y'all".
 carpwoman: Uh, I mean "y'all".
 carpwoman: My thoughts and prayers are with you all.
 VoR: ..the door to my truck was momentarily stuck!
Image 243198   04-18-18   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
706
 
 Christina: Never forget.
Image 243197   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
408
 
 tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.
 dangerkeith3000: That number looks fake.
 Robespierre: Looks legit; hyup.
 glenalec: It's like all those farmers driving around in Kia Hatchbacks, "Yeah, it's for when I go into the city."
Image 243196   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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