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249591  Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!

249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

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249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

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 Mr Bleak: He won the battle; he will lose the war...
 Felicity: *on the afternoon of
 Air Biscuit: Youre statistically going to be a worse driver with passengers criticizing you.
 FabricMan: @dangerkeith3000 The only winning move is not to play
 VeeKay: Yeah, I guarantee he still morally lost the dispute.
 Dr Awkward: @barfolomew I mean, If she's actually a shite driver, he's not necessarily an asshole.
 dangerkeith3000: Wrong. Even when you win, you still lose.
 barfolomew: On this exact spot in 2017, a man was a shit to his wife.
 Micro Jackson: Wow! That is the exact same spot where nobody gave a shit!
 Nope: "won"
 bug: "accidentally"
Image 243169   04-18-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
 VeeKay: @fanny Thanks my dear fellow or lady girl.
 fanny: @VeeKay #146539 took some digging :)
 VeeKay: @fanny Good the post number?
 fanny: @Dr Awkward oh sweet jesus thats gross! a couple of thanksgivings ago my dad made one (and i posted it here) from a recipe of my grandma... it had mayo, lime jello, celery and olives in it (but no seafood ;)
 Dr Awkward: @fanny We have an old school cook book (that we bought in jest, not to cook from) and there are several jello and seafood atrocities in there.
 wolfpk: That's an odd pizza
 Micro Jackson: Too beautiful to eat. Yeah, that's it....
 fanny: Pairs nicely with one of those jello-and-olive molds
Image 243168   04-18-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
 WannaBee: With milk?
 petepuma: 1/4 of this is palatable
 when so: Looks like someone ordered the math problem
 Christina: Too beautiful to eat.
 Dick Inspector: Still looks delicious
 VeeKay: Artichoke heart on pizza? God yes.
 bug: We call this pizza "the compromise"
 Micro Jackson: I'll have mushrooms on .125 of the pizza, and tomato on .375
Image 243167   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
 dangerkeith3000: I was laughing at the comments. Not the picture.
 dangerkeith3000: hahahaha
 bug: @Ulillillia Looks like a cross dresser to me.
 Ulillillia: Dresser*
Image 243166   04-18-18   Uploaded by    fisto
 bug: I appreciate the craftsmanship of the podium, but I really wish Shitheadsteve Emporium wouldn't engrave their insignia on all their furniture products.
 Ulillillia: "u miss half the throws u don't make" -- Doggo
Image 243165   04-18-18   Uploaded by    matos
 Mr. Shine: @barfolomew *burp* *helicopter flies out*
 barfolomew: You ever laugh so hard you throw up a helicopter?
Image 243164   04-18-18   Uploaded by    happier
 Yurishiro: We never learn do we? Skynet didn't teach you anything?!
 Felicity: Forced feminisation by Siri...this could be a whole new area
 Micro Jackson: My mind is going, Katie
 Ulillillia: What's so maybe about Katie?
Image 243163   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Defiance
 Korrok: Kinky...
 Yam: Its me (sleeping in a home despot)
Image 243162   04-18-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
 BavidDowie: is this working on your short game or your tall game??
 dangerkeith3000: Well that's a quick way to play 6 holes.
 VeeKay: Typical dads
 Micro Jackson: Jesus, Dad! I'm going to have to start locking up the Tequila
 ignatz: One foot touching the floor please..
Image 243161   04-18-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
 dangerkeith3000: Drive his golf cart into the pond.
 Micro Jackson: Venereal Day is my fave
 Nope: Roses are Red, Grass is Green, if hes busy on V-day CUT OUT HIS SPLEEN
 Science: @Ulillillia: Hell yeah - hitting up all the restaurants, getting those free meals, am I right?
 Ulillillia: Can't blame a guy for being busy on Veterans' Day
 Mr. Butt: ur mr gay
Image 243160   04-18-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
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