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273296  charlemagne: @ignatz they're air traffic controllers with a no locks on the tower door

273309  frankie: My preferred form of domestic abuse.

273304  charlemagne: now we shall perform the forbidden tango

273307  charlemagne: fairly certain snoop is just mr benn doing an inception skit

273306  AlexDeLarge: I'm hard-pressed to think of a better cosplay idea

273315  charlemagne: funny, she doesn't look druish

273303  artfulcodger: A sad, but common, sight in the aftermath of the collapse of the Wonkonomy.

273315  tib gubb: heh, haha... *sigh*

273281  Mad Collager: So, the song was recorded wive?

273224  BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273306  Mad Collager: Well, Titanic was a steamer.

273307  Mad Collager: I deeply need to express my unique personality through fashion.

273318  Not A Bot: These crackas lackin' coolness.

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny Wow! That's going to be beautiful!

273017  grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273311  Sadbot: Computer, show me jokes comma self

273286  WTF: Incorrect. That would be five in death years.

273288  WTF: PPS You park like an asshole!

273291  WTF: If I could do that I'd never leave the house!

273292  WTF: re:re:re:fwd:fwd:lolrotflmao

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273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!



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 Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Whiskers Dont they know they will get bitten off in the middle of the night?!
 square44: plot twist: his name is Vanilla
 Mr. Whiskers: Try to find common interests, like airing out your feet
 SuedeOxford: Yes, but do you like bread?
Image 242889   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
564
 
 reply: The passenger in the top centre gets it
 Side Boob: "Cabbage crates over the Briney?"
 Not A Bot: Freddy Mercury incoming
 Donut: I'll pick YOUR dilly, you bloody wanker!
 Shay: If that bus hits that cop's hand, he'll be a human helicopter.
 a robot: @barfolomew Blood pudding sounds gross but it's actually pretty good
 barfolomew: So English, a blood pudding just materialized in front of me.
Image 242888   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
148
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm assuming red ink and lack of education, but if I'm wrong, please don't correct me. I cherish what few illusions I have left.
 Suburbanmom: God dammit...Cancer again...
 tib gubb: is this that 'fleek' i've heard the kids talking so about?
 savvoy: I wondered what the switcherino was going to be.
 savvoy: So is 'ratchet' a mishearing of 'wretched', the way 'ho' is a mishearing of 'grizzly bear'?
 jochenau: w-...what?
 Side Boob: Twitter may be the devil, but Tumblr is the devil's 1st officer.
 Ulillillia: Clever way around the beautiful people filter
Image 242887   04-16-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
689
 
 Nope: @barfolomew *squints* well it does look like papa johns...
 barfolomew: We regret to inform you the dog is a racist
 barfolomew: The whole internet loves Pizza Dog, a lovely dog that loves pizza!
 Nope: Ugh he can have it
Image 242886   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
669
 
 Malkchic: I'd give him all the millet he could ever want
 fanny: Why yes, I AM a pretty bird.
 Shay: Apple bird.
 GTA VII: Am cuteness incarnate.
Image 242885   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
468
 
 Jabberwikket: Aaaaaand, all the cats in the world, live on that very cat!!!! Checkmate political economists
 ChubbyBuddy: anythings a cat if you draw a cat on it
 Christina: That's the main tenet of the car world religion.
 wolfpk: Australia to rest of the world: Fuck off you big beautiful people
 NFLitGirl: No no no that cannot possibly be true. 'world is nice' see? It doesn't make sense!
 Nope: I thought it was a vampire
Image 242884   04-16-18   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
734
 
 glenalec: @barfolomew - I come from a land down under. Where women glow and men thunder.
 barfolomew: Australian is more glowy than I remember.
Image 242883   04-16-18   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
687
 
 dangerkeith3000: Cousin Itt.
 Mad Collager: Look Mommie! I'm making a sandwitch!
 alborland: Cousin Itt enjoys the summertime.
 glenalec: New bucket challenge (properly done with mouth wide open and breathing in deeply).
Image 242882   04-16-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
626
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 242881   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
511
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Donut: "The camera's over there!" "What? No it isn..." "PUNCHY TIME!"
 WTF: Only attackers or just anyone passing by?
 Shay: Tricky Dick.
 DeeeeeeeezNutz: Just kick them in the nuts. Works every time.
 glenalec: "You do not fight with honor!" ... "He did."
Image 242880   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
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