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253150  Teechur: And I, I chose the utensil less painted on.

253170  jackthesmack: There was a basketball player named Charles Shackleford at NC State a while back who bragged about being amphibious because he could dribble with both hands.

253162  sparename: These Polo Fruits have been misprinted

253166  sparename: "THE MIGHTY CLOR (hammer)"

253150  AstoriaBum: Take it.

253164  Not A Bot: Pigeon is checking cat still want's the execution order carried throug.

253153  WTF: Kids today grow up so fast.

253159  tib gubb: australian man and florida man... separated at birth?

253131  Robespierre: Sounds like a threat to me

253149  sparename: "very little helps"

253148  Robespierre: Dubious shortcut - but my wife's Fiat might make it

253152  Robespierre: It's true - beards have no grasp of the logical

253155  Robespierre: "What are you doing?" ears

253157  Robespierre: The Legend Of a Wheelman

253155  Side Boob: My cat warps time and space.

252956  Robespierre: @Winterneuro As I said, PRACTICALLY everything.

253107  Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship...

252735  Zukero: Ebola.

252774  Zukero: Practical alternative to abortion

253153  Uncle Phil: I'm going to be wearing choo choo sweaters until I die.

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253018 Ironass: He's hogging the whole float!

252895 hajjpodge: I've worked in retail since I graduated from High School, and I've been a dumpy supervisor and department manager. In my 7 years in this industry I can confidently state it is the Baby Boomers and affluent 40+ year olds who are the worst human beings I have to deal with on a regular basis. It is no surprise they've fucked the future of the country and the planet when they're so spiteful and selfish.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

252976 Robespierre: @Mr. Shine Juan Motime - (fei hu dui)

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

252973 Prostata: the trump plan to combat sea level rise

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

252977 FireBreathingMarmot: I'm a bet on you when it comes to ag skills.



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 Mr Bleak: I'm assuming red ink and lack of education, but if I'm wrong, please don't correct me. I cherish what few illusions I have left.
 Suburbanmom: God dammit...Cancer again...
 tib gubb: is this that 'fleek' i've heard the kids talking so about?
 savvoy: I wondered what the switcherino was going to be.
 savvoy: So is 'ratchet' a mishearing of 'wretched', the way 'ho' is a mishearing of 'grizzly bear'?
 jochenau: w-...what?
 Side Boob: Twitter may be the devil, but Tumblr is the devil's 1st officer.
 Ulillillia: Clever way around the beautiful people filter
Image 242887   04-16-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
689
 
 Nope: @barfolomew *squints* well it does look like papa johns...
 barfolomew: We regret to inform you the dog is a racist
 barfolomew: The whole internet loves Pizza Dog, a lovely dog that loves pizza!
 Nope: Ugh he can have it
Image 242886   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
669
 
 Malkchic: I'd give him all the millet he could ever want
 fanny: Why yes, I AM a pretty bird.
 Shay: Apple bird.
 GTA VII: Am cuteness incarnate.
Image 242885   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
444
 
 Jabberwikket: Aaaaaand, all the cats in the world, live on that very cat!!!! Checkmate political economists
 ChubbyBuddy: anythings a cat if you draw a cat on it
 Christina: That's the main tenet of the car world religion.
 wolfpk: Australia to rest of the world: Fuck off you big beautiful people
 NFLitGirl: No no no that cannot possibly be true. 'world is nice' see? It doesn't make sense!
 Nope: I thought it was a vampire
Image 242884   04-16-18   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
706
 
 glenalec: @barfolomew - I come from a land down under. Where women glow and men thunder.
 barfolomew: Australian is more glowy than I remember.
Image 242883   04-16-18   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
687
 
 dangerkeith3000: Cousin Itt.
 Mad Collager: Look Mommie! I'm making a sandwitch!
 alborland: Cousin Itt enjoys the summertime.
 glenalec: New bucket challenge (properly done with mouth wide open and breathing in deeply).
Image 242882   04-16-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
626
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 242881   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
511
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Donut: "The camera's over there!" "What? No it isn..." "PUNCHY TIME!"
 WTF: Only attackers or just anyone passing by?
 Shay: Tricky Dick.
 DeeeeeeeezNutz: Just kick them in the nuts. Works every time.
 glenalec: "You do not fight with honor!" ... "He did."
Image 242880   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
313
 
 Mr. Whiskers: I wouldnt even get in Godsmacks mosh pit
 Minnesotan: BURN IN HEAVEN
 a robot: Gonna get lit on that communion wine
 barfolomew: I guess God's still partying from the night before
Image 242879   04-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
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 WannaBee: @Butcherboy you rockhead.
 Butcherboy: @WannaBee @fanny mine says I won a rock like Charlie Brown
 PenguinBartender: Is it a a town in Germany? I can't be sure, but it reminds me of my visit there.
 XLY: welcome to hell
 Eleftheros: @WannaBee @Yurishiro I get the same Amazon one and pretty often. It's using Safari mobile browser. Takes me to a site even when I click the 'stop loading' button.
 fanny: @WannaBee Ive gotten that one like 5 times today on this site. (but theyre telling me I won $1000 ;)
 WannaBee: @Yurishiro I had the same thing happening. When I would sign in it said the page was not secure, then I would get an Amazon pop up saying I won $100. It*s stopped for now.
 glenalec: Could almost be central Adelaide, but the North Terrace road there is un-squared to get around the river.
 glenalec: @Eleftheros @Yurishiro - I don't block ads explicitly, but I do have a known-malware-source blacklist which seems to block a lot of ads everywhere!
 Clim Tinties: @Eleftheros could it be your browser? I see very few ads.
 VeeKay: Suicide level traffic
 Ulillillia: Sweet Cities:Skylines you got there
 Eleftheros: Dear @friendly spaceship-mods , there is a insatiable urge to visition ad that has made mobile browsing impossible.
 sparename: You need to clean your fly-swatter
Image 242878   04-16-18   Uploaded by    trees
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