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273325  Sadbot: @Annoying Vegan She's a mix of some other herding breed and cardigan Corgi, still is Dog Ownership: Hard Mode and I wouldn't want it different

273319  Fiveninety: don't most phones power off before the battery is completely dead and power back on for the alarm clock? i know i have a smartphone and a dumbphone that both do this. about the only way to make the alarm not go off on either of them is to remove the battery

273328  Not A Bot: Visited New Jersey as a tourist

273325  Annoying Vegan : @Sadbot Perfection!!!

273325  Sadbot: @Annoying Vegan They grow up pretty cute too, check the tail #75757. I feel like I've shown you this, but look at my dog again!

273334  ignatz: w.e. just whack off your pics

273311  Amy Housewine: "I'm looking for a book called 'A Room With A View' about a young girl called Lucy who is touring Italy as a traveling companion with an older lady." "Forster?" "No, she chose to go of her own accord."

273311  edvard: There are other ways you could have proven this. Other ways.

273324  Amy Housewine: At long last, he made an honest horse of her.

273057  tib gubb: MOO to you too, pal!

273104  tib gubb: it's the decision that prevents the formation of time travel

273321  Annoying Vegan : Every dog should be entitled to a home this loving.

273308  WTF: #IDNTEMUPTF

273325  Annoying Vegan : I love the little paintbrush end of your tail!

273328  lavender: You forgot judgers. They get judged too.

273265  trelyate: kim jong buns

273324  tib gubb: the one that got away

273294  trelyate: your offering displeases me

273309  Littlecraftywolf: in the criminal justice system lawn care based offenses are considered especially heinous the dedicated landscapers who investigate these felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special mowing unit. these are their stories. *dun-dun*

273306  Christina: Why is the doll naked?

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 Science: When I was but a baby, we lived in Panama. My parents were driving down the road, and my mom said "Aww, look at that poor dead sloth in the road." My dad replied "Dead? It's running for its life!"
 tib gubb: right... of... way... bitches...
 wolfpk: Why did the sloth cross the road? I'll answer in a week when he makes it across.
 looch: 's house
 mrdiron: ...... your mother
 Shay: ......to
 trumpet: ...get...
 greenbean: ...to...
 Shay: ....the road....
 Colty Brumb: ...cross...
 Borm Pumpies: .. sloth..
 Shay: the.....
 Robespierre: New and improved, with chlorophyll AND Retsyn.
 Shay: did.....
 Shay: Why.....
Image 242877   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
262
 
 funy speling: @Nope Always have a claw hammer in the car.
 Nope: Just key the car instead of leaving passive aggressive notes, Commit people.
 Yam: Time to re-evaluate my life choices
 dangerkeith3000: BURN!!!
Image 242876   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
265
 
 Suburbanmom: Hey you all...She is just trying not to get her poutine fingers on her amoke...
 trelyate: classy
 wolfpk: She promised to never touch another cigarette.
 Soviette: This is your fork. This is your fork in cigarettes. I forgot where I was going with this.
 Shay: How they smoke in France.
 sparename: A show of sophistication in the more upper-class trailer park
 Not A Bot: Ear warmers. Gots to get some Ear waaaarmers.
 glenalec: Fork smoking!
Image 242875   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
429
 
 Stumpwiz: There are more efficient ways to achieve this result.
 Science: Lifehack
 Suburbanmom: Better than most things created by this guitar
 dangerkeith3000: Played in the key of Egg Mixolydian.
 Admiral Alan: SBLOONGCH
 Shay: Tamago-Yucky
 grizzly: Eleggtric guitar
 Yam: Yo I like eggs
 sparename: He misheard "air-guitar"
Image 242874   04-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
729
 
 Side Boob: Your taxes are done! Also, I threw up on them.
 Psymon: Tuna is deductible, right?
 glenalec: Tax cat is exhausted.
Image 242873   04-16-18   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
190
 
 raditzu: yeah, i comitted sewerside quite a few times already. Fuck cyber bullying!
 Jabberwikket: We all troll down here, Georgie
 WTF: When the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles smash a Foot Soldier.
 Mad Collager: Of course, if a pig kills himself, it's called sooeycide.
 dad: @franny
 glenalec: A man fell down the sewer, and in the sewer he died. The coroner gave his verdict. He said it was sewerside.
 Yam: I thought it was sewerside when I was a kid.
Image 242872   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
773
 
 Warrax: This golf course is a real shit hole.
 dangerkeith3000: This hole stinks.
 dangerkeith3000: This hole stinks.
 glenalec: Wildlife provides commentary on humans destroying natural environment for rich old men to punt little white balls about.
 whaleshark: Birdie!
 wolfpk: Hole in one... um make that two.
 Robespierre: Coming up after the break: "Surprise!"
 itskando: If it fits, I shwell, you know...
Image 242871   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 Warrax: @dangerkeith3000 You convinced me.
 KickassHellyeah: Ah away and fuck yoursen Paddy
 dangerkeith3000: Okay I'm radding this just because of how dumb it is. The uploader could have changed it to 2023, but rightfully decided 2021 was funnier.
 Ulillillia: 2023
 glenalec: Timely.
Image 242870   04-16-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
406
 
 Not A Bot: Look buddy, youse needs a ride or what? Meow.
 WTF: @lolenyManiac Mint Chocolate Chip
 Warrax: Cooler than crocs.
 lolenyManiac: @WTF sorry for your loss. So, what color is your Porsche?
 WTF: I was about to get married but she got cold feet.
Image 242869   04-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
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 Suburbanmom: Players gotta play...
 Donut: Yeah, THAT'S a tasering.
 TurkeyVulture: @fanny that is the slow lane; he just ain't gonna exit.
 Eleftheros: A man of means, by no means/ king of the roooad
 fanny: at least get in the slow lane!
 sparename: Mobile Chicane
Image 242868   04-16-18   Uploaded by    space
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