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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

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263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

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Score:
427
 
 Science: When I was but a baby, we lived in Panama. My parents were driving down the road, and my mom said "Aww, look at that poor dead sloth in the road." My dad replied "Dead? It's running for its life!"
 tib gubb: right... of... way... bitches...
 wolfpk: Why did the sloth cross the road? I'll answer in a week when he makes it across.
 looch: 's house
 mrdiron: ...... your mother
 Shay: ......to
 trumpet: ...get...
 greenbean: ...to...
 Shay: ....the road....
 Colty Brumb: ...cross...
 Borm Pumpies: .. sloth..
 Shay: the.....
 Robespierre: New and improved, with chlorophyll AND Retsyn.
 Shay: did.....
 Shay: Why.....
Image 242877   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
262
 
 VeeKay: @Nope Always have a claw hammer in the car.
 Nope: Just key the car instead of leaving passive aggressive notes, Commit people.
 Yam: Time to re-evaluate my life choices
 dangerkeith3000: BURN!!!
Image 242876   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
265
 
 Suburbanmom: Hey you all...She is just trying not to get her poutine fingers on her amoke...
 trelyate: classy
 wolfpk: She promised to never touch another cigarette.
 Soviette: This is your fork. This is your fork in cigarettes. I forgot where I was going with this.
 Shay: How they smoke in France.
 sparename: A show of sophistication in the more upper-class trailer park
 Not A Bot: Ear warmers. Gots to get some Ear waaaarmers.
 glenalec: Fork smoking!
Image 242875   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
429
 
 Stumpwiz: There are more efficient ways to achieve this result.
 Science: Lifehack
 Suburbanmom: Better than most things created by this guitar
 dangerkeith3000: Played in the key of Egg Mixolydian.
 Admiral Alan: SBLOONGCH
 Shay: Tamago-Yucky
 grizzly: Eleggtric guitar
 Yam: Yo I like eggs
 sparename: He misheard "air-guitar"
Image 242874   04-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
729
 
 Side Boob: Your taxes are done! Also, I threw up on them.
 Psymon: Tuna is deductible, right?
 glenalec: Tax cat is exhausted.
Image 242873   04-16-18   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
190
 
 raditzu: yeah, i comitted sewerside quite a few times already. Fuck cyber bullying!
 Jabberwikket: We all troll down here, Georgie
 WTF: When the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles smash a Foot Soldier.
 Mad Collager: Of course, if a pig kills himself, it's called sooeycide.
 dad: @franny
 glenalec: A man fell down the sewer, and in the sewer he died. The coroner gave his verdict. He said it was sewerside.
 Yam: I thought it was sewerside when I was a kid.
Image 242872   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
773
 
 Warrax: This golf course is a real shit hole.
 dangerkeith3000: This hole stinks.
 dangerkeith3000: This hole stinks.
 glenalec: Wildlife provides commentary on humans destroying natural environment for rich old men to punt little white balls about.
 whaleshark: Birdie!
 wolfpk: Hole in one... um make that two.
 Robespierre: Coming up after the break: "Surprise!"
 itskando: If it fits, I shwell, you know...
Image 242871   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
190
 
 Warrax: @dangerkeith3000 You convinced me.
 VeeKay: Ah away and fuck yoursen Paddy
 dangerkeith3000: Okay I'm radding this just because of how dumb it is. The uploader could have changed it to 2023, but rightfully decided 2021 was funnier.
 Ulillillia: 2023
 glenalec: Timely.
Image 242870   04-16-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
406
 
 Not A Bot: Look buddy, youse needs a ride or what? Meow.
 WTF: @lolenyManiac Mint Chocolate Chip
 Warrax: Cooler than crocs.
 lolenyManiac: @WTF sorry for your loss. So, what color is your Porsche?
 WTF: I was about to get married but she got cold feet.
Image 242869   04-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
384
 
 Suburbanmom: Players gotta play...
 Donut: Yeah, THAT'S a tasering.
 TurkeyVulture: @fanny that is the slow lane; he just ain't gonna exit.
 Eleftheros: A man of means, by no means/ king of the roooad
 fanny: at least get in the slow lane!
 sparename: Mobile Chicane
Image 242868   04-16-18   Uploaded by    space
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