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253152  dangerkeith3000: He's also a time traveler.

253158  dangerkeith3000: Lethal Weapon 6 is great.

253159  dangerkeith3000: So did the guy sue the bar or the pork chop guy?

253158  Annoying Vegan : He just read about the pork chops.

253147  Teechur: BABKETBILL

253150  Teechur: And I, I chose the utensil less painted on.

253170  jackthesmack: There was a basketball player named Charles Shackleford at NC State a while back who bragged about being amphibious because he could dribble with both hands.

253162  sparename: These Polo Fruits have been misprinted

253166  sparename: "THE MIGHTY CLOR (hammer)"

253150  AstoriaBum: Take it.

253164  Not A Bot: Pigeon is checking cat still want's the execution order carried throug.

253153  WTF: Kids today grow up so fast.

253159  tib gubb: australian man and florida man... separated at birth?

253131  Robespierre: Sounds like a threat to me

253149  sparename: "very little helps"

253148  Robespierre: Dubious shortcut - but my wife's Fiat might make it

253152  Robespierre: It's true - beards have no grasp of the logical

253155  Robespierre: "What are you doing?" ears

253157  Robespierre: The Legend Of a Wheelman

253155  Side Boob: My cat warps time and space.

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253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252895 hajjpodge: I've worked in retail since I graduated from High School, and I've been a dumpy supervisor and department manager. In my 7 years in this industry I can confidently state it is the Baby Boomers and affluent 40+ year olds who are the worst human beings I have to deal with on a regular basis. It is no surprise they've fucked the future of the country and the planet when they're so spiteful and selfish.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

252894 Side Boob: Schroedinger's Pregnancy test

252973 Prostata: the trump plan to combat sea level rise

252976 Robespierre: @Mr. Shine Juan Motime - (fei hu dui)

252977 FireBreathingMarmot: I'm a bet on you when it comes to ag skills.



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 Science: When I was but a baby, we lived in Panama. My parents were driving down the road, and my mom said "Aww, look at that poor dead sloth in the road." My dad replied "Dead? It's running for its life!"
 tib gubb: right... of... way... bitches...
 wolfpk: Why did the sloth cross the road? I'll answer in a week when he makes it across.
 looch: 's house
 mrdiron: ...... your mother
 Shay: ......to
 trumpet: ...get...
 greenbean: ...to...
 Shay: ....the road....
 ignatz: ...cross...
 ignatz: .. sloth..
 Shay: the.....
 Robespierre: New and improved, with chlorophyll AND Retsyn.
 Shay: did.....
 Shay: Why.....
Image 242877   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
262
 
 VeeKay: @Nope Always have a claw hammer in the car.
 Nope: Just key the car instead of leaving passive aggressive notes, Commit people.
 Yam: Time to re-evaluate my life choices
 dangerkeith3000: BURN!!!
Image 242876   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
265
 
 Suburbanmom: Hey you all...She is just trying not to get her poutine fingers on her amoke...
 trelyate: classy
 wolfpk: She promised to never touch another cigarette.
 Soviette: This is your fork. This is your fork in cigarettes. I forgot where I was going with this.
 Shay: How they smoke in France.
 sparename: A show of sophistication in the more upper-class trailer park
 Not A Bot: Ear warmers. Gots to get some Ear waaaarmers.
 glenalec: Fork smoking!
Image 242875   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
429
 
 Stumpwiz: There are more efficient ways to achieve this result.
 Science: Lifehack
 Suburbanmom: Better than most things created by this guitar
 dangerkeith3000: Played in the key of Egg Mixolydian.
 Admiral Alan: SBLOONGCH
 Shay: Tamago-Yucky
 grizzly: Eleggtric guitar
 Yam: Yo I like eggs
 sparename: He misheard "air-guitar"
Image 242874   04-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
702
 
 Side Boob: Your taxes are done! Also, I threw up on them.
 Psymon: Tuna is deductible, right?
 glenalec: Tax cat is exhausted.
Image 242873   04-16-18   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
190
 
 raditzu: yeah, i comitted sewerside quite a few times already. Fuck cyber bullying!
 Jabberwikket: We all troll down here, Georgie
 WTF: When the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles smash a Foot Soldier.
 Mad Collager: Of course, if a pig kills himself, it's called sooeycide.
 dad: @franny
 glenalec: A man fell down the sewer, and in the sewer he died. The coroner gave his verdict. He said it was sewerside.
 Yam: I thought it was sewerside when I was a kid.
Image 242872   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
746
 
 Warrax: This golf course is a real shit hole.
 dangerkeith3000: This hole stinks.
 dangerkeith3000: This hole stinks.
 glenalec: Wildlife provides commentary on humans destroying natural environment for rich old men to punt little white balls about.
 whaleshark: Birdie!
 wolfpk: Hole in one... um make that two.
 Robespierre: Coming up after the break: "Surprise!"
 itskando: If it fits, I shwell, you know...
Image 242871   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 Warrax: @dangerkeith3000 You convinced me.
 VeeKay: Ah away and fuck yoursen Paddy
 dangerkeith3000: Okay I'm radding this just because of how dumb it is. The uploader could have changed it to 2023, but rightfully decided 2021 was funnier.
 Ulillillia: 2023
 glenalec: Timely.
Image 242870   04-16-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
406
 
 Not A Bot: Look buddy, youse needs a ride or what? Meow.
 WTF: @lolenyManiac Mint Chocolate Chip
 Warrax: Cooler than crocs.
 lolenyManiac: @WTF sorry for your loss. So, what color is your Porsche?
 WTF: I was about to get married but she got cold feet.
Image 242869   04-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
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 Suburbanmom: Players gotta play...
 Donut: Yeah, THAT'S a tasering.
 TurkeyVulture: @fanny that is the slow lane; he just ain't gonna exit.
 Eleftheros: A man of means, by no means/ king of the roooad
 fanny: at least get in the slow lane!
 sparename: Mobile Chicane
Image 242868   04-16-18   Uploaded by    space
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