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267946  a robot: I would totally wear those shoes though

267951  a robot: I guess we are supposed to think she is naked because her shirt is same color as her skin, but it just looks like she has weird flesh wrinkles in her arm instead

267911  VeeKay: Lol same

267919  VeeKay: I do love a Mextail, even if I get the damn shits after.

267972  Side Boob: Jay is wearing his "man of the people" denim outfit again.

267930  VeeKay: Holy shit! Liek WOW!

267939  VeeKay: Beauty of North Puppea

267940  VeeKay: Inpawsion

267973  Shay: Oh crap, his nose is now a sloth.

267979  ignatz: Also lime Patrick Moore from the Sky at Night

267972  Shay: Well fuck you too ya elephant-sized chin bastard.

267981  ignatz: Did I stutter?

267981  ignatz: I ordered the tuna..

267981  ignatz: I ordered the tuna..

267970  WTF: I could really go for a foot long Konie!

267958  a robot: This is what those essential oils nuts actually believe. Source: my boss won't shut the fuck up about oils

267965  a robot: Kids who use hashtags probably don't even know who OJ is and/or why the white Bronco is associated with him

267963  Air Biscuit: When your beard jacks your lumber...

267944  sparename: You Wucksacky Wabbit

267979  clayjar: She looks like the old lady receptionist from Monsters Inc. Congrats on her 18th. That dogs a trooper.

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267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267831 Teechur: The Redbox in our Walmart is actually blue. Perhaps this is a Walmartian stop sign?

267620 Python77: Really, we are still trying the DuckFace thing?

267930 VeeKay: Holy shit! Liek WOW!

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

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 dobbiesdoogs: @KyleisBobDole that's like the only episode i remember, i think because it was so horrifying
 KyleisBobDole: Have you seen Punky Brewster?
 VeeKay: When the fridge door hits ya in the back *shudder*
 Okano: Didn't club him hard enough he still moving
 Okano: Didn't club him hard enough he still moving
 Peach: Rekiderator
Image 242847   04-16-18   Uploaded by    big butt bum
 Robespierre: Didn't club it hard enough it still moving
 usernamee: This font bought to you by the team that put all the USB and SD slots on the back of the iMac.
 Warrax: @SpaceCow The coolest font ever.
 SpaceCow: Heatsink font included on attached diskette!
 Peach: You might say it's my passion
Image 242846   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
 VeeKay: @charlemagne Donald Trump staring at a solar eclipse.
 charlemagne: @VeeKay dogs can't look up
 Robespierre: @Side Boob Sure! Sounds tantalizing - are they peeing on each other?
 VeeKay: @Yurishiro Earth is flat, gravity isn't real (stuff falls because it's heavy)science is a conspiracy being used against humanity, blah blah blah.
 CrookedCop: @Peach MANY people actually really think earth is flat. I think I said enough.
 Side Boob: @Sadbot Oh, there's still plenty of brokebrains making stuff up about Trump. Strikes me as really odd. There's so many legitimate reasons to hate him, but we need to involve lizard-men?
 Sadbot: @Peach The Obamas broke a lot of brains, they had to start making up reasons to dislike a stable black family. The same brokebrains remain suspiciously quiet about the current prez, who is on record as being unrepentant sleaze...
 Air Biscuit: The controversial execution took 43 minutes from newsroom.
 jochenau: @Peach The number of people who believe patently absurd things about Barack continues to alarm me.
 Peach: A patron at my library claimed that Barack and Michelle (who are gay and trans, respectively) had Joan Rivers killed to protect the gay agenda. He tried to show me video "proof" on his phone. I told him he was making me uncomfortable.
Image 242845   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
 Nymphomania: Opposable thumbs, sucker!
 karmakat: he has been HIT!
 VeeKay: Fabulous!
 wolfpk: Dog: "It's Spring Damn It!!!!!!"
 Science: Uh oh - Firefox is frozen. Close or wait?
 Peach: I'm sick of snow too, pupper.
Image 242844   04-16-18   Uploaded by    madmax1
 Air Biscuit: "Dont judge."
Image 242843   04-16-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
 Mr Bleak: You're a wizard, kitty.
 Butcherboy: Leave Harry alone kitty
Image 242842   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
 Suburbanmom: Something tells me it didn't go well!
 Spazstatic: @dobbiesdoogs you made me reexamine the picture. I thought it was an index card under a wiper blade at first.
 dobbiesdoogs: power level wasn't high enough
 Sadbot: @Shay I don't have an answer to your question, as I'm oldish and never went to prom, but it got me thinking that I kind of wish that dances were a thing in adult life...well, as I envision them "Would m'lady care to accompany me to the Fall Mosh? I shall be there in my finest corpse paint"
 lolenyManiac: @Shay police don't need armored vehicles either, but they try to improve their chances of stayin' alive
 Shay: When did asking someone to go to the high school prom school with you become a big fucking deal? It's not a hard process folks, you ask the girl in person or by phone and get your answer. You do not need a marching band and elephants to ask for a prom date.
 bug: @Peach Well, he shouldn't have taken 14 episodes to ask her out.
 Peach: Dumped
Image 242841   04-16-18   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
 wolfpk: Hitting the sign means you need new brakes.
 Air Biscuit: Yup. It break.
Image 242840   04-16-18   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
 Mr Bleak: I just made the bed with freshly cleaned stuff - so I checked for the cat first (if you've tried to change a duvet cover with a cat as your assistant, you'll understand). Nope, no sign. Excellent. How was I to know he was inside the duvet I'd folded on the floor and just stepped on? (He's fine. Miffed, but fine.)
 jochenau: "I found this bed with no sheets or pillowcases so I went ahead and got cat hair on everything. You're welcome!"
 grizzly: Fort Asshole
Image 242839   04-16-18   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
 Telkwa: Staples for President!
 Shay: Running for the Silly party.
 Micro Jackson: Definitely an improvement
 Mexico: You can count on losing the Cyclops vote.
Image 242838   04-16-18   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
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