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258320  BavidDowie: Leaf me alone

257342  Mr Bleak: @Joseph You can't say that, it's like telling children "Santa is your dad in a fake beard".

258333  BavidDowie: This is too much

258336  BavidDowie: @clayjar yes, then yes

258337  BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

258435  AlexDeLarge: Cook pizza before putting in box

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258337 BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258272 Felicity: Excellent

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

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 Mr Bleak: Those eyes!
 dangerkeith3000: Vermicious Knids!
 bug: Stunt doubles.
 Prostata: the black beast of the living room with 1000 eyes
 Otterman: @Shay They also appear in My Neighbor Totoro
 WannaBee: @Shay Yes! The soot sprites!
 Shay: Reminds me of those black spiders or dust thingies from Spirited Away.
 lecj07: Mmm. Papawya.
Image 242837   04-16-18   Uploaded by    caesar
 Not A Bot: Took his clothes off so they won't get dirty while he feels around for rings and stuff
 Robespierre: Sated, completely.
 dangerkeith3000: pastacat upside down is teɔetsed
 Teechur: @jochenau @Air Biscuit takeanap?
 Air Biscuit: @jochenau tacatsap
 jochenau: Pastacat backwards is pastacat
Image 242836   04-16-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
 Mr Bleak: He's had a hard time since the tooth fairy business was out sourced to China.
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 Because he's not leaving boxes of Prince spaghetti under their pillow on Wednesday nights?
 Teechur: You should say, "Grazie"
 dangerkeith3000: Man, you are getting FREE marinara sauce, why you mad?
 Christina: I've tried and it exists.
 Shay: Counter it by leaving a bottle of Ragu under your pillow and he'll go away for good.
 Minnesotan: you'll never stop prego plantin' pete
 bug: He's just trying to get you prego.
Image 242835   04-16-18   Uploaded by    earl
 Robespierre: @carpwoman Surely popped
 carpwoman: Poorly 'shopped.
 carpwoman: Poorly 'shopped.
 BavidDowie: Is there a draft in here?
 well duh: Every woman needs a "little black hospital gown".
 lolenyManiac: @a robot kinkly*
 glenalec: @a robot - I imagine the dress is meant to be worn higher on the shoulders but the back tie is too loose. ... They are all too busy taking creeper photos!
 a robot: Did her zipper come undone? Why hasn't anyone taken her aside to kindly let her know???
 Robespierre: It's called FASHUN - look it up!
 VoR: ..can I borrow that pencil
 durian: Say NO to crack.
 totaljihad: Well ain't that embarrassing
 SpaceCow: The shop didn't tell her those are shoulder straps.
 Side Boob: *Moon river...*
 dangerkeith3000: That's a really nice crack. She could be a butt stand-in in the movies.
 WannaBee: She is a plumber by day.
 lolenyManiac: Nice cleavage
 jochenau: It's funny, but still don't take a picture, ya creeper.
 courtney: Nice to see crack dealers finally getting the recognition they deserve
Image 242834   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
 Suburbanmom: What the hell?
 SuedeOxford: This reminds me of a bar in my hometown. SuedeOxfordCow is just off camera mooing at a hockey game.
 ignatz: Spit roast
 lolenyManiac: @dangerkeith3000 maybe she's a freak, maybe it's maybelline
 Spazstatic: 5 girls, 1 pasture
 Robespierre: Workin' the kinks out.
 VeeKay: Did the earth mooooooooooove for you?
 wolfpk: Mondays!
 SpaceCow: Not Safe For Barn?
 Side Boob: personals?
 dangerkeith3000: That poor cow...
 sparename: When you need your steak spit-roasted
 Christina: This is cow porn.
 Minnesotan: I'm the cow on the far right looking at the camera like "yeah, you see the shit I have to put up with?"
 Dr Awkward: Eiffel Tower!
 PenguinBartender: "Try the new Triple Cheeseburger!"
Image 242833   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Lemonator
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Image 242832   04-16-18   Uploaded by    abrahamx
 Robespierre: He's way out of his depth with this crew.
 lolenyManiac: @Air Biscuit they are indeed 4 non-blondes
 Air Biscuit: And i scream at the top of my lungs: "whats going on?"
 sparename: "Sesame Street is brought to you today by the letters 'J' and 'D'... and also by 'JW', Beefeater and Absolut"
 Shay: Well, this explains how everyone living on Sesame Street gets through each day.
Image 242831   04-16-18   Uploaded by    namaste
 Shay: It's amazing what a super mushroom can do.
 trelyate: husky puppers always look so evil
Image 242830   04-16-18   Uploaded by    iCEy
 pisspig: Dont was teitlet met asteit
 dangerkeith3000: Okay 3 of those hashtags are kinda creepy. The Missoula one is on point if that's where the restaurant is.
 Teechur: @Ulillillia Yeah, wow.
 Ulillillia: #hashtags
 Derp Herpigan: Like a phone charger?
Image 242829   04-16-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
 jazzjunkie: Cowabunga!
 glenalec: Later, shit-hoomans.
 VeeKay: He's got my wallet!
 Not A Bot: First pictures from Camp Ron Paul.
 Shay: Don't waste it, let me taste it!
 grizzly: So long!
Image 242828   04-16-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
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