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272342  Bob: Smelled great, I'm sure.

272371  Mr. Butt: Infringing copyright.

272360  Bob: So majestic, so floofy

272366  Bob: Definitely the elephant is pleased with itself.

272359  Not A Bot: The best camera is the one you have with you.

272367  tib gubb: hold on - i got this

272366  Off Topic: Gesundheit

201031  Dr Awkward: @Niels Bohr @TaintJuice @Niels Bohr @fanny I don't get why my old comments are all under different use names? I think that's why I lost my purple status. Weird

272350  Dr Awkward: For obvious reasons, I'm more partial to this rendition of this meme #168171

272366  Spazstatic: I imagine the elephant laughing maniacally while doing this.

272349  In The Pocket: Ah, the illustrious NOPE road

272351  Dr Awkward: "Oh yeah, you and what army?.. oh God! A cat army?!"

272355  Dr Awkward: Fort Floof.

272368  Korrok: Korrok approves.

272362  dangerkeith3000: What's your point? People are fake.

272361  Scoo: Is your girlfriend being honored by the Friar's Club?

272365  dangerkeith3000: Oldie but goodie.

272360  mammal883: The one on the left seems sweet. That one on the right, though, there's trouble there, mark my words.

272351  trelyate: Dethklok Home for Wayward Kitties

272361  charlemagne: the van is full of step ladders

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272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

271958 Science: @ChubbyBuddy: The public supported WW2 with no issue. It's actually seeing war in real time, not scrubbed by censors that did the draft in.

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272089 fanny: @Mad Collager thatd be great! Ive only made a handful of pies and the crust has always been a struggle :)

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.



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Score:
386
 
 Hyphae: @Air Biscuit MOOnsanto
 wwwdotcom: That isn't really how cow-teats are arranged!
 Air Biscuit: Thanks monsanto.
 barfolomew: This is expressly forbidden in Leviticus.
 Warrax: Smear this on my charred flesh!
 kensin: at least it's not a mayo bull..
Image 242822   04-16-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
567
 
 deeeeeeeez: They thin a lot of things...
 Yam: Sounds like my kind of gal
 Dr Awkward: Soft muscles, hard of hearing
Image 242821   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
945
 
 Prostata: damned ewoks
 sparename: "Reach for the sky, weed"
 Shay: Now that's a reddy tall wood.
 Teechur: Now imagine you're looking up a dandelion stalk.
Image 242820   04-16-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
486
 
 Mr Bleak: 10/10 for inventiveness. 2/10 for practicality.
 jazzjunkie: "I've got a bad feeling about this"
 itskando: Where's the bathroom? Amy Sedaris: "Where isn't the bathroom?" I think I finally found the bathroom that she couldn't.
 Fast Sloth: There s basically no way to wipe
 prospector: Best fits/sits combo ever
 wolfpk: You have to back in.
 sparename: Lara Croft has to go some time
 Warrax: What a shit hole.
 kate shutupton: Just got to squeeze one out.. *shivers*
Image 242819   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
361
 
 Greifer: my dudes
Image 242818   04-16-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
470
 
 nerdhulk: Whatever it is I want to take it home :(
 Otterman: @Christina 1) Lie down 2) Try not to cry 3) Cry a lot
 Christina: @lecj07 They threw it out because it doesn't fit in anywhere.
 lecj07: @Christina Number 1 is why they threw the mattress out. Possibly number 2 as well.
 Christina: @Otterman What is number 1)?
 PenguinBartender: Same
 fanny: Not that it mattress much to anyone
 Otterman: 2) Try not to cry
Image 242817   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
214
 
 Telkwa: (Quitely loosens wedding ring and lets it drop) (Turns slowly and smiles wistfully)
 Mr. Shine: *spits*
Image 242816   04-16-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
189
 
 itskando: The beans he's thinkin bout
 Telkwa: Rock ya, chakra baby!
 Side Boob: Heru-Ur looking a little worse for wear.
Image 242815   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
458
 
 Telkwa: Good thing that Y2K patch resolved this glitch.
 Mr. Shine: It seems to have grown exponentially!
Image 242814   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
861
 
 Shay: True classic.
 Warrax: And now I am too. Well played, bean industrial complex.
 Scoo: username/upload combo
 titular role: He wants you to press his hat.
 fracking: As a member of the press, he should show a little journalistic integrity and not publicly endorse any one bean manufacturer.
 obama: Once you see beans above the frank, you never forget.
 cakefizzle: STILL thinking about those beans. This man knows what he likes, I can respect that.
Image 242813   04-16-18   Uploaded by    White Male
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