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253723  Prostata: he wants to help pre-wash the dishes

253725  Prostata: this pic implies that there are nature photographer photographers who take photos of nature photographers in their natural habitat

253729  Prostata: that is a really gneiss stone. (really, i joke but it's very pretty and we miss ya mitch)

253729  Side Boob: You should just stand on his grave and do his act.

253716  Bluetocracy: so, wait, 25 Danny DeVitos... that's about 8 feet, right?

253717  Bluetocracy: It's a settler of Catan

253737  Bernie 2016: Cool if real

253737  HermwoodLitmajor: "Shhhh...I don't think they see us."

253737  sandwiches: What is this? A Gopro for ants?

253677  brian greene: and americans will have a dipshit for president

253724  Butcherboy: What are you? A gay fish

253725  Bluetocracy: I want to see the 5 years later picture

253701  brian greene: its a mummery

253736  Messed Up Dog: She might want to lay off the Monster Energy drinks as well.

253726  charlemagne: I don't care

253717  charlemagne: @sporky they're buddhist

253725  Robespierre: Wildlife magnet

253664  Robespierre: Exile on Main Street

253730  Ihminen: she seems fun.

253701  Christina: Birdnado.

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253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253573 Zochrot: if they are a couple, can you imagine their sex life?

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253455 Bohab: My state bird

253507 Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it



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skittles uploaded 253266 (934 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 253209 (912 points)
waaaaaat uploaded 253264 (881 points)
tears as lube uploaded 253604 (878 points)
icloud uploaded 253635 (873 points)
nightmarez uploaded 253332 (873 points)
Side Boob uploaded 253245 (867 points)
mrmrmr uploaded 253263 (847 points)
The Bees uploaded 253584 (841 points)
WetWilly uploaded 253522 (841 points)


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 5. Back Door Dan: 2240 points
 6. Warrax: 2184 points
 7. tears as lube: 2148 points
 8. cannabis: 1951 points
 9. Pingu IRL: 1914 points
10. Jonananathan: 1848 points
11. burritos: 1837 points
12. tess: 1827 points
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Score:
386
 
 Hyphae: @Air Biscuit MOOnsanto
 wwwdotcom: That isn't really how cow-teats are arranged!
 Air Biscuit: Thanks monsanto.
 barfolomew: This is expressly forbidden in Leviticus.
 Warrax: Smear this on my charred flesh!
 ignatz: at least it's not a mayo bull..
Image 242822   04-16-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
567
 
 deeeeeeeez: They thin a lot of things...
 Yam: Sounds like my kind of gal
 Dr Awkward: Soft muscles, hard of hearing
Image 242821   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
920
 
 Prostata: damned ewoks
 sparename: "Reach for the sky, weed"
 Shay: Now that's a reddy tall wood.
 Teechur: Now imagine you're looking up a dandelion stalk.
Image 242820   04-16-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
486
 
 Mr Bleak: 10/10 for inventiveness. 2/10 for practicality.
 jazzjunkie: "I've got a bad feeling about this"
 itskando: Where's the bathroom? Amy Sedaris: "Where isn't the bathroom?" I think I finally found the bathroom that she couldn't.
 Fast Sloth: There s basically no way to wipe
 prospector: Best fits/sits combo ever
 wolfpk: You have to back in.
 sparename: Lara Croft has to go some time
 Warrax: What a shit hole.
 ignatz: Just got to squeeze one out.. *shivers*
Image 242819   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
361
 
 Greifer: my dudes
Image 242818   04-16-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
470
 
 nerdhulk: Whatever it is I want to take it home :(
 Otterman: @Christina 1) Lie down 2) Try not to cry 3) Cry a lot
 Christina: @lecj07 They threw it out because it doesn't fit in anywhere.
 lecj07: @Christina Number 1 is why they threw the mattress out. Possibly number 2 as well.
 Christina: @Otterman What is number 1)?
 PenguinBartender: Same
 fanny: Not that it mattress much to anyone
 Otterman: 2) Try not to cry
Image 242817   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
214
 
 Telkwa: (Quitely loosens wedding ring and lets it drop) (Turns slowly and smiles wistfully)
 Mr. Shine: *spits*
Image 242816   04-16-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
189
 
 itskando: The beans he's thinkin bout
 Telkwa: Rock ya, chakra baby!
 Side Boob: Heru-Ur looking a little worse for wear.
Image 242815   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
458
 
 Telkwa: Good thing that Y2K patch resolved this glitch.
 Mr. Shine: It seems to have grown exponentially!
Image 242814   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
861
 
 Shay: True classic.
 Warrax: And now I am too. Well played, bean industrial complex.
 Scoo: username/upload combo
 titular role: He wants you to press his hat.
 fracking: As a member of the press, he should show a little journalistic integrity and not publicly endorse any one bean manufacturer.
 obama: Once you see beans above the frank, you never forget.
 cakefizzle: STILL thinking about those beans. This man knows what he likes, I can respect that.
Image 242813   04-16-18   Uploaded by    White Male
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