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268253  ignatz: Is it meme you're looking for?

268227  Felicity: If you can dodgi a wund

268224  hajjpodge: @Mexico This is not King of the Hill.

268229  Felicity: Save that cat!

268256  gutwheat: We once had a "poop bandit" at work. He would draw on the walls of the bathroom with his shit. This went on for months and no one could ever find him. I was finally able to apprehend him after a Mexican lunch. I saw him go in and I saw him go out.

268235  Felicity: Tee hee!

268237  Felicity: @Knice Like the Acolytes Protection Agency!

268244  Felicity: 1. What line about too many pills in Ibiza? 2. Who died? 3. Did they say how he died? 4. How did he die? 5. Was it too many pills?

268242  grizzly: @Dr Awkward I played a show with them once in like 2000.

268247  Sadbot: @Theta Zero Still more rewarding than crafting your own voice, style, and jokes. SEO tends to reward the palatable and recognizable

268238  tib gubb: Me too, kitty. Me too.

268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

268254  kittylitter: Wow, he must be using one of those blazing fast 128 kbps modems I hear so much about

268254  whiplash: THE INTERNET YOU GUYS!!!

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267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...



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daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
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dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)
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 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1640 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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Score:
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 Stumpwiz: These gentlemen have a lesson for us all as far as "healthy self-concept" is concerned.
 Tacorleone: @mammal883 man alive
 KyleisBobDole: @mammal883 I was in Rochester, MN recently and the Fareway there had a billboard that just said "Brandon Johnson has sweet nunchaku skills." Brandon wasn't even holding them in the picture.
 dangerkeith3000: What porn is the from?
 mammal883: Which Fareway store is this from?
Image 242796   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
497
 
 Teechur: That doggo can smell around corners.
 Pikachu: Dood, dis weed tastes funneh.
Image 242795   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
670
 
 jazzjunkie: Fancy meeting you here!
 Malkchic: How'd she get up there
 lolenyManiac: @trelyate wait, where's her tail?
 trelyate: "oh, don't mind me. keep on showering."
 Robespierre: Death from above
 icloud: Shower cat might pee on you. Or not. There is nothing you can do about it.
 rockkstar: I control the horizontal. I control the vertical.
Image 242794   04-16-18   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
306
 
 SpaceCow: Put on the Sammy Hagar and go in for a landing.
 dangerkeith3000: *Daft Punk's Around the World plays on the radio*
 Not A Bot: Excuse me, but where is this magical land that I might visit the meadow-monsters and rainbow monkeys?
 Spazstatic: @WTF I don't know the details, I've heard of poor work conditions in his factories, but I absolutely love what he is doing for energy and travel (both terrestrially and not)!
 Robespierre: Men; amirite?
 Social Vegan: @Butcherboy its a dolphin in disguise. So long and thanks for all the fish!
 Butcherboy: And doesnt panic@WannaBee
 WTF: Rich assholes shooting their shit into space for the hell of it.
 redbranch: Well as long as he has his towel he should be fine.
Image 242793   04-16-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
571
 
 Uncle Phil: The 5th element is love.
 Robespierre: Frug'ing violently - perhaps a little TOO violently
 Brain: Or, more probably, she noticed how the guy next to her is dressed *cough*-socks-*cough* and had that perfectly normal and understandable reaction.
 pig 3: You may be partying too hard.
 Mr. Shine: Fifth element?
 thecraftywolf: steven universe movie is looking great
 Ulillillia: What a feeling
 Christina: The rapture.
 Side Boob: There can be only one...
Image 242792   04-16-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
423
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 242791   04-16-18   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
306
 
 Suburbanmom: musselception?
 dangerkeith3000: Yo dawg.
 arcticfox12x: you killed it
 macrocosm: Did you know the baby you're aborting may also have a baby inside that you're aborting?!
 Mr. Whiskers: Its muscles all the way down
 Mumbles: Congratulations! Its a girl!
 Butcherboy: Nice muscles
 Yam: The walrus and the carpenter, something
Image 242790   04-16-18   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
257
 
 wolfpk: That's what you think. You will get black marked for "abusing" sick leave. Then you might as well forget a good review after that.
 Yam: We happy?
Image 242789   04-16-18   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
276
 
 DrinkMixMan: *Rubs eyes* I'm seeing double here. Four Cherians!
 Not A Bot: It's not the size of the beads, but how many you can fit in various orifices.
 hoobleton: What a let down, this DLC is just new skins for old characters.
Image 242788   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
784
 
 Teechur: Ahhh, the fabled lemurking.
 wolfpk: Lemurs unite!
 charmander: "Whoever thing this is, I appreciate the enthusiasm but you can stop that."
 manlyman: I like to move it move it
 poetrysucks: Lemurtron, assemble!
 Mr. Lizard: Lemurs all the way down
Image 242787   04-16-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
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