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258593  Amy Housewine: Don't tell me what to do.

258591  Mr. Shine: This is the guy from your old math book!

258586  Joseph: @kazzy94 I'll pray for you ironically.

258597  Mr. Shine: "Moooooooom!!!"

258546  Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258601  Not A Bot: Oh most Glittering Highness, I can only grovel and slobber at your feet. What is your command O Violent, Beautiful Majesty?

258568  VoR: Super glue

258568  VoR: Super that works for up to 9 lives

258590  Hokie333: From what I can find, this is a golf game that lets you customize your player character's outfit. So there's probably a Che Guevara shirt or something in there (and a U.S. flag bikini for, y'know, balance).

258591  fanny: that's a lot of croissants

258590  hajjpodge: @Sadbot JFC. I don't know how I forgot about that but goddamn.

257011  Mr Bleak: @fanny @Annoying Vegan Currently pixelated, and given the colour and general shape I' not putting on my "you looked at" list!

258598  VoR: Taste the rainbow in its purest form...

258403  smusher: Beauty of North Dakota

257018  Mr Bleak: Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother; You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'; And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

258596  sporky: Lord, what year is this from?

258574  BavidDowie: Those who are about to borkf, we sa'boop you!

258577  BavidDowie: I said Bebop ON HALF

258589  Shay: Ralph had enough of it.

258591  Sadbot: I may have ruined my suspension, but at least I got a good deal on hella melons!

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258402 Uncle Phil: Nerdy Jizz Tyrant

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258524 Robespierre: @Solemn They sure are - that dance move is most certainly broken.

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men



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 6. Annoying Vegan : 1793 points
 7. nathan: 1666 points
 8. Solemn: 1640 points
 9. god666: 1636 points
10. Mr. Shine: 1635 points
11. DerMantis: 1579 points
12. uncannie: 1511 points
13. bromide: 1466 points
14. logan: 1425 points
15. Baby Jesus: 1422 points
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Score:
306
 
 SpaceCow: Put on the Sammy Hagar and go in for a landing.
 dangerkeith3000: *Daft Punk's Around the World plays on the radio*
 Not A Bot: Excuse me, but where is this magical land that I might visit the meadow-monsters and rainbow monkeys?
 Spazstatic: @WTF I don't know the details, I've heard of poor work conditions in his factories, but I absolutely love what he is doing for energy and travel (both terrestrially and not)!
 Robespierre: Men; amirite?
 WannaBee: @Butcherboy its a dolphin in disguise. So long and thanks for all the fish!
 Butcherboy: And doesnt panic@WannaBee
 WTF: Rich assholes shooting their shit into space for the hell of it.
 WannaBee: Well as long as he has his towel he should be fine.
Image 242793   04-16-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
571
 
 Uncle Phil: The 5th element is love.
 Robespierre: Frug'ing violently - perhaps a little TOO violently
 Brain: Or, more probably, she noticed how the guy next to her is dressed *cough*-socks-*cough* and had that perfectly normal and understandable reaction.
 pig 3: You may be partying too hard.
 Mr. Shine: Fifth element?
 thecraftywolf: steven universe movie is looking great
 Ulillillia: What a feeling
 Christina: The rapture.
 Side Boob: There can be only one...
Image 242792   04-16-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
423
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 242791   04-16-18   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
306
 
 Suburbanmom: musselception?
 dangerkeith3000: Yo dawg.
 arcticfox12x: you killed it
 macrocosm: Did you know the baby you're aborting may also have a baby inside that you're aborting?!
 Mr. Whiskers: Its muscles all the way down
 WannaBee: Congratulations! Its a girl!
 Butcherboy: Nice muscles
 Yam: The walrus and the carpenter, something
Image 242790   04-16-18   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
257
 
 wolfpk: That's what you think. You will get black marked for "abusing" sick leave. Then you might as well forget a good review after that.
 Yam: We happy?
Image 242789   04-16-18   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
276
 
 DrinkMixMan: *Rubs eyes* I'm seeing double here. Four Cherians!
 Not A Bot: It's not the size of the beads, but how many you can fit in various orifices.
 hoobleton: What a let down, this DLC is just new skins for old characters.
Image 242788   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
784
 
 Teechur: Ahhh, the fabled lemurking.
 wolfpk: Lemurs unite!
 charmander: "Whoever thing this is, I appreciate the enthusiasm but you can stop that."
 manlyman: I like to move it move it
 poetrysucks: Lemurtron, assemble!
 Mr. Lizard: Lemurs all the way down
Image 242787   04-16-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
788
 
 Robespierre: WTF iz dis ting, hoomin?
 WannaBee: Now kiss.
 KickassHellyeah: "This mouse is a little prickly."
Image 242786   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
791
 
 Teechur: *Intense stare intensifying.
 Side Boob: Boop
Image 242785   04-16-18   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
241
 
 SpaceCow: Because lockers are made by satan.
 Shay: Spoiler: THERE IS NO GOD
 Robespierre: Because God loves you
 WTF: Because you didn't "like" Grandma's prayer post and forward it to five of your friends. God is serious about that shit.
 Donut: Because you blame God for trivial things like lockers and e-mail and spinners and seriously why would you DO that?
 Side Boob: There is no god, you're just a dumbass.
 Capital: He loves you, but he doesn't love you THAT much.
 sparename: The Locker-Goblins hate you
Image 242784   04-16-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
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