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258593  Amy Housewine: Don't tell me what to do.

258591  Mr. Shine: This is the guy from your old math book!

258586  Joseph: @kazzy94 I'll pray for you ironically.

258597  Mr. Shine: "Moooooooom!!!"

258546  Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258601  Not A Bot: Oh most Glittering Highness, I can only grovel and slobber at your feet. What is your command O Violent, Beautiful Majesty?

258568  VoR: Super glue

258568  VoR: Super that works for up to 9 lives

258590  Hokie333: From what I can find, this is a golf game that lets you customize your player character's outfit. So there's probably a Che Guevara shirt or something in there (and a U.S. flag bikini for, y'know, balance).

258591  fanny: that's a lot of croissants

258590  hajjpodge: @Sadbot JFC. I don't know how I forgot about that but goddamn.

257011  Mr Bleak: @fanny @Annoying Vegan Currently pixelated, and given the colour and general shape I' not putting on my "you looked at" list!

258598  VoR: Taste the rainbow in its purest form...

258403  smusher: Beauty of North Dakota

257018  Mr Bleak: Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother; You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'; And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

258596  sporky: Lord, what year is this from?

258574  BavidDowie: Those who are about to borkf, we sa'boop you!

258577  BavidDowie: I said Bebop ON HALF

258589  Shay: Ralph had enough of it.

258591  Sadbot: I may have ruined my suspension, but at least I got a good deal on hella melons!

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1. Robespierre
2. Mr. Shine
3. Scoo
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6. Mr Bleak
7. dangerkeith3000
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9. Solemn
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

258402 Uncle Phil: Nerdy Jizz Tyrant

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258524 Robespierre: @Solemn They sure are - that dance move is most certainly broken.

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men



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John Blender uploaded 258099 (1099 points)
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Extreme Locorito uploaded 258255 (847 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 258302 (838 points)
InfiniteZero uploaded 258199 (822 points)
amputator uploaded 258505 (818 points)
NonRhetorical uploaded 258154 (801 points)
Clim Tinties uploaded 258260 (799 points)
NotHuman uploaded 258290 (798 points)
logono uploaded 258207 (775 points)
Hyphae uploaded 258404 (757 points)
my wheelhouse uploaded 258155 (756 points)
Side Boob uploaded 258317 (752 points)
realjon uploaded 258167 (748 points)
duckybox uploaded 258316 (728 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 3079 points
 3. E. HONDA: 2312 points
 4. Bagels: 2276 points
 5. NotHuman: 2185 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 1793 points
 7. nathan: 1666 points
 8. Solemn: 1640 points
 9. god666: 1636 points
10. Mr. Shine: 1635 points
11. DerMantis: 1579 points
12. uncannie: 1511 points
13. bromide: 1466 points
14. logan: 1425 points
15. Baby Jesus: 1422 points
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Score:
268
 
 raditzu: Hawaii missile center?
 Robespierre: Bigger than that guy's
 Donut: The BIG SHINY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
 VoR: @Telkwa Tribute
 Telkwa: Miss Jamieson, can you come here into my office with your steno pad? I need you to transcribe THE BEST COMMENT EVER!
Image 242772   04-16-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
656
 
 SpaceCow: The hidden panel is him chewing on tinfoil.
Image 242771   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
108
 
 Mr. Shine: The trick is, BOTH trains go to the gulag.
 addend: "The person at the bottom of the steps, walking to the right, is wearing some funky platform heels... Seize him!"
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 242770   04-16-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
600
 
 a sedated moose: Beauty of 'Nother Kitten.
Image 242769   04-16-18   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
519
 
 Robespierre: Justified and ancient, this one is
Image 242768   04-16-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
171
 
 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 8====D No idea.
 Mr. Skeltal: @dangerkeith3000 =]:-)]
 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro I added more to make it look good (even a nose and beard) but it didn't show all the characters when I hit enter.
 fakeplastic: @dangerkeith3000 not to be 'that guy' but shouldn't it be =]:)
 sparenamelaptopdied: so really, the joke was meant to be "my beaver has a hard hat and goggles" but i tried so hard not to be sw.itch...d that I missed the point . I must get up and boot the laptop
 sparenamelaptopdied: @sparenamelaptopdied and goggles - forgot those whilst trying to make te.eth ..
 sparenamelaptopdied: d8= my beaver has buck-te.eth and a hard-hat
 VoR: Ancient cheat sheet...ooh
 dangerkeith3000: [=:) abe lincoln
 DrinkMixMan: Oh, is THAT what those things mean? I always figured the were typos.
Image 242767   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
331
 
 Teechur: @jazzjunkie slide the drawers out and use them as steps. The technicians who use those expensive-looking gadgets will applaud your ingenuity.
 wolfpk: Practical joke on the short people by a tall asshole. Which gives me an idea what I want to do as soon as I get to work.
 Not A Bot: I will only take a handy from a catcher's mit.
 durian: @jazzjunkie MORE STEPSTOOLS! There is even some space up on the top shelf to put them!
 jazzjunkie: If only there was some way to reach the stepstools...
Image 242766   04-16-18   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
695
 
 Robespierre: Biggest damn hedgehog I ever did see, I'll tell you hwut.
 Fast Sloth: Honey, why a bush outside just borkfed at me?
Image 242765   04-16-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
785
 
 Suburbanmom: CHRISTMAS!!!!
 trelyate: this is who the Baha Men were looking for!
 9inchfails: Golden rain.
 twenty4: Far better than a clown car.
Image 242764   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Image 242763 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by clueful. You have brought shame on us, clueful.
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