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268212  Felicity: No, I have to agree with Ross on this one

268215  Felicity: Mom's fusilli

268222  Felicity: Mmm, beer cigars

268225  Felicity: If it weren't for lead objects being out there in the world, Superman wouldn't be able to use them to fight villains with Kryptonite powers

268253  ignatz: Is it meme you're looking for?

268227  Felicity: If you can dodgi a wund

268224  hajjpodge: @Mexico This is not King of the Hill.

268229  Felicity: Save that cat!

268256  gutwheat: We once had a "poop bandit" at work. He would draw on the walls of the bathroom with his shit. This went on for months and no one could ever find him. I was finally able to apprehend him after a Mexican lunch. I saw him go in and I saw him go out.

268235  Felicity: Tee hee!

268237  Felicity: @Knice Like the Acolytes Protection Agency!

268244  Felicity: 1. What line about too many pills in Ibiza? 2. Who died? 3. Did they say how he died? 4. How did he die? 5. Was it too many pills?

268242  grizzly: @Dr Awkward I played a show with them once in like 2000.

268247  Sadbot: @Theta Zero Still more rewarding than crafting your own voice, style, and jokes. SEO tends to reward the palatable and recognizable

268238  tib gubb: Me too, kitty. Me too.

268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"



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daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
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dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (745 points)
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 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
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10. withak: 1640 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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Score:
268
 
 raditzu: Hawaii missile center?
 Robespierre: Bigger than that guy's
 Donut: The BIG SHINY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
 VoR: @Telkwa Tribute
 Telkwa: Miss Jamieson, can you come here into my office with your steno pad? I need you to transcribe THE BEST COMMENT EVER!
Image 242772   04-16-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
656
 
 SpaceCow: The hidden panel is him chewing on tinfoil.
Image 242771   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
108
 
 Mr. Shine: The trick is, BOTH trains go to the gulag.
 addend: "The person at the bottom of the steps, walking to the right, is wearing some funky platform heels... Seize him!"
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 242770   04-16-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
600
 
 a sedated moose: Beauty of 'Nother Kitten.
Image 242769   04-16-18   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
519
 
 Robespierre: Justified and ancient, this one is
Image 242768   04-16-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
171
 
 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 8====D No idea.
 Mr. Skeltal: @dangerkeith3000 =]:-)]
 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro I added more to make it look good (even a nose and beard) but it didn't show all the characters when I hit enter.
 fakeplastic: @dangerkeith3000 not to be 'that guy' but shouldn't it be =]:)
 sparenamelaptopdied: so really, the joke was meant to be "my beaver has a hard hat and goggles" but i tried so hard not to be sw.itch...d that I missed the point . I must get up and boot the laptop
 sparenamelaptopdied: @sparenamelaptopdied and goggles - forgot those whilst trying to make te.eth ..
 sparenamelaptopdied: d8= my beaver has buck-te.eth and a hard-hat
 VoR: Ancient cheat sheet...ooh
 dangerkeith3000: [=:) abe lincoln
 DrinkMixMan: Oh, is THAT what those things mean? I always figured the were typos.
Image 242767   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
331
 
 Teechur: @jazzjunkie slide the drawers out and use them as steps. The technicians who use those expensive-looking gadgets will applaud your ingenuity.
 wolfpk: Practical joke on the short people by a tall asshole. Which gives me an idea what I want to do as soon as I get to work.
 Not A Bot: I will only take a handy from a catcher's mit.
 durian: @jazzjunkie MORE STEPSTOOLS! There is even some space up on the top shelf to put them!
 jazzjunkie: If only there was some way to reach the stepstools...
Image 242766   04-16-18   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
695
 
 Robespierre: Biggest damn hedgehog I ever did see, I'll tell you hwut.
 Fast Sloth: Honey, why a bush outside just borkfed at me?
Image 242765   04-16-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
785
 
 Suburbanmom: CHRISTMAS!!!!
 trelyate: this is who the Baha Men were looking for!
 9inchfails: Golden rain.
 twenty4: Far better than a clown car.
Image 242764   04-16-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Image 242763 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by clueful. Your image was bad, clueful.
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