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268212  Felicity: No, I have to agree with Ross on this one

268215  Felicity: Mom's fusilli

268222  Felicity: Mmm, beer cigars

268225  Felicity: If it weren't for lead objects being out there in the world, Superman wouldn't be able to use them to fight villains with Kryptonite powers

268253  ignatz: Is it meme you're looking for?

268227  Felicity: If you can dodgi a wund

268224  hajjpodge: @Mexico This is not King of the Hill.

268229  Felicity: Save that cat!

268256  gutwheat: We once had a "poop bandit" at work. He would draw on the walls of the bathroom with his shit. This went on for months and no one could ever find him. I was finally able to apprehend him after a Mexican lunch. I saw him go in and I saw him go out.

268235  Felicity: Tee hee!

268237  Felicity: @Knice Like the Acolytes Protection Agency!

268244  Felicity: 1. What line about too many pills in Ibiza? 2. Who died? 3. Did they say how he died? 4. How did he die? 5. Was it too many pills?

268242  grizzly: @Dr Awkward I played a show with them once in like 2000.

268247  Sadbot: @Theta Zero Still more rewarding than crafting your own voice, style, and jokes. SEO tends to reward the palatable and recognizable

268238  tib gubb: Me too, kitty. Me too.

268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.



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Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (745 points)
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10. withak: 1640 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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Score:
564
 
 Christina: Make your own weather.
Image 242749   04-15-18   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
689
 
 BavidDowie: Orginale Prongles
 snekeyes: This mascot reminds me of Slurms MacKenzie.
 Robespierre: Try their other product - berry-flavoured Dingles.
 DrinkMixMan: "Once you pop, that's great:" that's what she said.
 Air Biscuit: Its not sour cream tho, onions and cream is made with coffee creamer.
 Scoo: That's great!
 breadtoaster: I give this a rod vote
Image 242748   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
137
 
 Mr Bleak: @Winterneuro The USA regrettably doesn't have a monopoly on dumb fucks. The UK also has a high number of total fuckwits if you go to the right area.
 BavidDowie: Nah, driver's just blind; that's his service doggo.
 Winterneuro: @Scoo nope. Wrong side of the road. I would have thought only an American would be this lazy and stupid, but I guess they grow em dumb all over.
 Air Biscuit: Needs a spotter car for safety and a high visibility dog vest.
 Scoo: Mitt Romney!?
 Ulillillia: ecks-dee ecks-dee
Image 242747   04-15-18   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
531
 
 Mr Bleak: That's not even his final form! (Well, it isn't if you inject him with Iodine - he'll turn into a salamander. No, seriously!)
 Darmstadtium: You can evolve him with an Iodine Stone
 jazzjunkie: She turned me into a newt!
 Amy Housewine: Nutte Sac
 BavidDowie: I'm fairly certain this is Quetzalcoatl
 Robespierre: It's Bob.
 Spazstatic: It's a mudkip, right?
 hexxx: An axolotl
Image 242746   04-15-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
550
 
 Telkwa: Can I dry my towels with it too?
 Air Biscuit: What pokemon is this?
 tib gubb: well that's a fucking waste of a perfectly good tide pod
 dobbiesdoogs: uh, i'm trying NOT to get food on my clothes, thank you
Image 242745   04-15-18   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Image 242744 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by queezy farm. Your image was bad, queezy farm.
Score:
749
 
 tears as lube: CAOBAPB
 whiplash: The cat version of the doge look.
 Malkchic: He looks guilty of something
 Scoo: Then that @randomhobo's pants fell down
 Air Biscuit: Good thing my paths not up there.
 Spazstatic: Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 242743   04-15-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
675
 
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Image 242742   04-15-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
492
 
 Winterneuro: And thats how Jill found out Jack was cheating on her. Jills B cup would never fill that thing.
 DrinkMixMan: Man's breast friend
 fanny: LaBRAdor
 shipotle: Haha a booby trap
Image 242741   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
404
 
 Malkchic: The American Dream
 raditzu: The boy's face is dangerously close to the exhaust pipe.
 dangerkeith3000: Mobile home.
 flommmm: This looks like a Dr Seuss contraption.
 Air Biscuit: Anyone know how many manpowers in one horsepower?
 Warrax: Sew, you want to go on a bikes ride?
 Spazstatic: This seems like a necessary and efficient way of doing things.
Image 242740   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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