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258708  Teechur: Which one for people who are married to their careers? How about one for people who habitually make bad decisions?

258474  Science: Slapping me gently with his song...

258719  Robespierre: Time to call a Death Cab for Cutie

258722  Robespierre: Flooshy floosher

258713  Teechur: A Barefoot Hokey Runt

258735  artfulcodger: Sorry, I only wear Dvorak shoes...so much better for your insoles.

258735  twisty: Standard issue for CONTROL agents. Sorry about that, chief.

258735  Bernie 2016: This explains many of Trumps twitter posts.

258735  Vault Dweller: Later the letters will be rearranged to spell "KANYE" across one of the rows and the shoe will sell for $2200

258627  Robespierre: Hey - @dangerkeith3000 is really Bob Barker! Who'da thunk it?

258520  Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258725  charlemagne: this is a satire about the lack of affordable healthcare. you can tell it is a satire because it has animals in it

258734  wolfskin: That is not a cat. It is a living neck warmer.

258570  Science: Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie.

258590  Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258722  Laree: Username/upload combo.

258696  Mr. Butt: Okay.

258648  Science: Yearbooks are a waste of money

258661  Science: @lecj07: That's not sweat...

258715  WannaBee: At my last job I was a baker at a chain grocery store. One day I got a call from a customer asking about cream pies. At first they were normal questions like how much and what flavors. Then they started asking me if I'd ever had a cream pie. I hung up.

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258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258704 WTF: "I really don't care, do u?"

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)



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Score:
492
 
 Winterneuro: And thats how Jill found out Jack was cheating on her. Jills B cup would never fill that thing.
 DrinkMixMan: Man's breast friend
 fanny: LaBRAdor
 WannaBee: Haha a booby trap
Image 242741   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
404
 
 Malkchic: The American Dream
 raditzu: The boy's face is dangerously close to the exhaust pipe.
 dangerkeith3000: Mobile home.
 WannaBee: This looks like a Dr Seuss contraption.
 Air Biscuit: Anyone know how many manpowers in one horsepower?
 Warrax: Sew, you want to go on a bikes ride?
 Spazstatic: This seems like a necessary and efficient way of doing things.
Image 242740   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
651
 
 Mr Bleak: @Sadbot I prefer to ask the parents if they kept the receipt.
 AdaMan: In Canada it is if it isn't its pronoun of choice
 TurkeyVulture: Utah Phillips said he liked kids. They're assholes, but they are their own assholes.
 dangerkeith3000: It most places it's not illegal to marry your cousin, but I still don't recommend it.
 Sadbot: Crude, I prefer "I have no idea why your parents wanted you over an enjoyable life"
 Mr. Shine: Let's be honest, though, many are.
Image 242739   04-15-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
448
 
 SpaceCow: Great, the portal is opening again and I haven't bothered to level up.
 HatStand: You wanna buy some drugs?
 Science: Although frowned upon, it's not illegal to put a toddler in a tree bole
 dobbiesdoogs: seems like a pathetic offering
 WannaBee: The miracle of childbirth.
 lecj07: *gasp* pequito cabeza!
 Butcherboy: Boo radley knock it the hell off!
Image 242738   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
763
 
 Malkchic: A sweet baby
Image 242737   04-15-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
534
 
 Science: @wolfpk @jochenau: In 1995, Glenn Frey said it was about the hedonism and excess of America. Of course, it was 20 years after the song came out, so he had plenty of time to make up an answer that wasn't "drugs."
 jazzjunkie: I'm in a Marriott in San Jose as I write this comment. Can confirm, the song does NOT refer to this place.
 wolfpk: @jochenau That has always been my take. Given the line "stab it with their steely knives" I assumed heroin.
 dangerkeith3000: It's about 4 minutes long. (4 minutes too long)
 WannaBee: @wolfpk when I was little I thought it was about a haunted hotel. At the end when they say *you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave* I thought it meant his soul was trapped there.
 DrinkMixMan: @wolfpk I always figured it was about California. (Non-smart-ass answer, I swear.)
 jochenau: @wolfpk Given the band and the year, even if it's not about drugs, it's about drugs.
 charlemagne: @wolfpk it's about a boat
 Mr. Shine: @wolfpk I always thought it was about the empty soullessness of modern celebrity.
 wolfpk: Let's really stir things up! What is "Hotel California" really about? (Don't think you can just Google it, because there have been multiple different answers over the years)
 lecj07: Any time of year, you can find me here.
Image 242736   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Malkchic
Score:
853
 
 Malkchic: Look happy he is he's so precious :D
 Air Biscuit: This is why Craig gets all the ratings.
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot Should I push your reset button again?
 Warrax: Miniature cowboy hat? You're not playing fair anymore.
 Nope: Dangerous
 Sandor: Such a lovely face
 a robot: I AM NOW DEAD FROM CUTENESS!
Image 242735   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
14
 
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Oscars - it's when the award went to the wrong film.
 pusha p: Are they Russian?
 Robespierre: What the hell are they doing, anyway? Watching professional slot car racing?
 Starky15: Mott Daymun
Image 242734   04-15-18   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
111
 
 a robot: "I didn't dream anything about an emo haircut or striped fingerless gloves, but you did take care of Mom."
Image 242733   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
137
 
 dangerkeith3000: Eek, a penis!
 Not A Bot: doesn't provev anything. notice how bruce willis' face is still whole
 Starky15: This could be the literal bag of dicks Ive told people to eat.
 wolfpk: @WannaBee Or coukd it be it looks lije it says "tarmix."
 WannaBee: Maybe because it*s a bear and he*s a bear? @carpwoman
 carpwoman: What am I missing?
 Ulillillia: Hariboh my
Image 242732   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
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