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268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

268122  fumbduck: Joe DiCaprio?

268119  MrBoffo: The Cheshire ... WTF?

268019  ignatz: @Mr Bleak What happened?

268106  MrBoffo: This weird water is always wet

268110  Dresdenkeogh: That's one pert Bert.

268110  MrBoffo: Nudity detected (BAD)

268112  MrBoffo: Isn't this done? I thought it was done.

268114  MrBoffo: Eggland's Best

268003  SuedeOxford: His ancestors made peace with the Trackhawk tribe

268116  Side Boob: One ringy dingy...

268110  FormerLurker: Thismakesmefeelfunny

267928  Theimposter: Potato Bone is my dancing name.

267930  Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268114  AdaMan: Trap set

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2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. VeeKay
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7. Dr Awkward
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9. WTF
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267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"



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Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (830 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (816 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (806 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (806 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
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 3. fanny: 4232 points
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 5. Gomi Day: 3075 points
 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
 8. Nope: 1938 points
 9. Stoner: 1650 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1639 points
11. withak: 1603 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
13. bbbrandon: 1554 points
14. greg: 1543 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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Score:
492
 
 Winterneuro: And thats how Jill found out Jack was cheating on her. Jills B cup would never fill that thing.
 DrinkMixMan: Man's breast friend
 fanny: LaBRAdor
 shipotle: Haha a booby trap
Image 242741   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
404
 
 Malkchic: The American Dream
 raditzu: The boy's face is dangerously close to the exhaust pipe.
 dangerkeith3000: Mobile home.
 flommmm: This looks like a Dr Seuss contraption.
 Air Biscuit: Anyone know how many manpowers in one horsepower?
 Warrax: Sew, you want to go on a bikes ride?
 Spazstatic: This seems like a necessary and efficient way of doing things.
Image 242740   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
651
 
 Mr Bleak: @Sadbot I prefer to ask the parents if they kept the receipt.
 AdaMan: In Canada it is if it isn't its pronoun of choice
 TurkeyVulture: Utah Phillips said he liked kids. They're assholes, but they are their own assholes.
 dangerkeith3000: It most places it's not illegal to marry your cousin, but I still don't recommend it.
 Sadbot: Crude, I prefer "I have no idea why your parents wanted you over an enjoyable life"
 Mr. Shine: Let's be honest, though, many are.
Image 242739   04-15-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
448
 
 SpaceCow: Great, the portal is opening again and I haven't bothered to level up.
 HatStand: You wanna buy some drugs?
 Science: Although frowned upon, it's not illegal to put a toddler in a tree bole
 dobbiesdoogs: seems like a pathetic offering
 mrmrmr: The miracle of childbirth.
 lecj07: *gasp* pequito cabeza!
 Butcherboy: Boo radley knock it the hell off!
Image 242738   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
763
 
 Malkchic: A sweet baby
Image 242737   04-15-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
534
 
 Science: @wolfpk @jochenau: In 1995, Glenn Frey said it was about the hedonism and excess of America. Of course, it was 20 years after the song came out, so he had plenty of time to make up an answer that wasn't "drugs."
 jazzjunkie: I'm in a Marriott in San Jose as I write this comment. Can confirm, the song does NOT refer to this place.
 wolfpk: @jochenau That has always been my take. Given the line "stab it with their steely knives" I assumed heroin.
 dangerkeith3000: It's about 4 minutes long. (4 minutes too long)
 a spider plan: @wolfpk when I was little I thought it was about a haunted hotel. At the end when they say *you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave* I thought it meant his soul was trapped there.
 DrinkMixMan: @wolfpk I always figured it was about California. (Non-smart-ass answer, I swear.)
 jochenau: @wolfpk Given the band and the year, even if it's not about drugs, it's about drugs.
 charlemagne: @wolfpk it's about a boat
 Mr. Shine: @wolfpk I always thought it was about the empty soullessness of modern celebrity.
 wolfpk: Let's really stir things up! What is "Hotel California" really about? (Don't think you can just Google it, because there have been multiple different answers over the years)
 lecj07: Any time of year, you can find me here.
Image 242736   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Malkchic
Score:
853
 
 Malkchic: Look happy he is he's so precious :D
 Air Biscuit: This is why Craig gets all the ratings.
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot Should I push your reset button again?
 Warrax: Miniature cowboy hat? You're not playing fair anymore.
 Nope: Dangerous
 Sandor: Such a lovely face
 a robot: I AM NOW DEAD FROM CUTENESS!
Image 242735   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
14
 
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Oscars - it's when the award went to the wrong film.
 pusha p: Are they Russian?
 Robespierre: What the hell are they doing, anyway? Watching professional slot car racing?
 Starky15: Mott Daymun
Image 242734   04-15-18   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
111
 
 a robot: "I didn't dream anything about an emo haircut or striped fingerless gloves, but you did take care of Mom."
Image 242733   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
137
 
 dangerkeith3000: Eek, a penis!
 Not A Bot: doesn't provev anything. notice how bruce willis' face is still whole
 Starky15: This could be the literal bag of dicks Ive told people to eat.
 wolfpk: @WannaBee Or coukd it be it looks lije it says "tarmix."
 time is wastin: Maybe because it*s a bear and he*s a bear? @carpwoman
 carpwoman: What am I missing?
 Ulillillia: Hariboh my
Image 242732   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
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