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268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

268254  kittylitter: Wow, he must be using one of those blazing fast 128 kbps modems I hear so much about

268254  whiplash: THE INTERNET YOU GUYS!!!

268244  Sadbot: I feel like I'd get this if I were a Eurotrash partyboi

268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

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268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (718 points)


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10. withak: 1615 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
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14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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Score:
651
 
 Mr Bleak: @Sadbot I prefer to ask the parents if they kept the receipt.
 AdaMan: In Canada it is if it isn't its pronoun of choice
 TurkeyVulture: Utah Phillips said he liked kids. They're assholes, but they are their own assholes.
 dangerkeith3000: It most places it's not illegal to marry your cousin, but I still don't recommend it.
 Sadbot: Crude, I prefer "I have no idea why your parents wanted you over an enjoyable life"
 Mr. Shine: Let's be honest, though, many are.
Image 242739   04-15-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
448
 
 SpaceCow: Great, the portal is opening again and I haven't bothered to level up.
 HatStand: You wanna buy some drugs?
 Science: Although frowned upon, it's not illegal to put a toddler in a tree bole
 dobbiesdoogs: seems like a pathetic offering
 mrmrmr: The miracle of childbirth.
 lecj07: *gasp* pequito cabeza!
 Butcherboy: Boo radley knock it the hell off!
Image 242738   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
763
 
 Malkchic: A sweet baby
Image 242737   04-15-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
534
 
 Science: @wolfpk @jochenau: In 1995, Glenn Frey said it was about the hedonism and excess of America. Of course, it was 20 years after the song came out, so he had plenty of time to make up an answer that wasn't "drugs."
 jazzjunkie: I'm in a Marriott in San Jose as I write this comment. Can confirm, the song does NOT refer to this place.
 wolfpk: @jochenau That has always been my take. Given the line "stab it with their steely knives" I assumed heroin.
 dangerkeith3000: It's about 4 minutes long. (4 minutes too long)
 a spider plan: @wolfpk when I was little I thought it was about a haunted hotel. At the end when they say *you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave* I thought it meant his soul was trapped there.
 DrinkMixMan: @wolfpk I always figured it was about California. (Non-smart-ass answer, I swear.)
 jochenau: @wolfpk Given the band and the year, even if it's not about drugs, it's about drugs.
 charlemagne: @wolfpk it's about a boat
 Mr. Shine: @wolfpk I always thought it was about the empty soullessness of modern celebrity.
 wolfpk: Let's really stir things up! What is "Hotel California" really about? (Don't think you can just Google it, because there have been multiple different answers over the years)
 lecj07: Any time of year, you can find me here.
Image 242736   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Malkchic
Score:
853
 
 Malkchic: Look happy he is he's so precious :D
 Air Biscuit: This is why Craig gets all the ratings.
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot Should I push your reset button again?
 Warrax: Miniature cowboy hat? You're not playing fair anymore.
 Nope: Dangerous
 Sandor: Such a lovely face
 a robot: I AM NOW DEAD FROM CUTENESS!
Image 242735   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
14
 
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Oscars - it's when the award went to the wrong film.
 pusha p: Are they Russian?
 Robespierre: What the hell are they doing, anyway? Watching professional slot car racing?
 Starky15: Mott Daymun
Image 242734   04-15-18   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
111
 
 a robot: "I didn't dream anything about an emo haircut or striped fingerless gloves, but you did take care of Mom."
Image 242733   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
137
 
 dangerkeith3000: Eek, a penis!
 Not A Bot: doesn't provev anything. notice how bruce willis' face is still whole
 Starky15: This could be the literal bag of dicks Ive told people to eat.
 wolfpk: @WannaBee Or coukd it be it looks lije it says "tarmix."
 time is wastin: Maybe because it*s a bear and he*s a bear? @carpwoman
 carpwoman: What am I missing?
 Ulillillia: Hariboh my
Image 242732   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
224
 
 teletub: Don't tread on mill.
 wolfpk: At least they found a use fir it.
 sparename: Downtroddenmill
 Mr. Shine: Treadmill working as expected.
Image 242731   04-15-18   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
643
 
 Robespierre: This fold is bold
 Butcherboy: Dont give me that look. You know what you did to the car toonces
Image 242730   04-15-18   Uploaded by    pleasing
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