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268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

268254  kittylitter: Wow, he must be using one of those blazing fast 128 kbps modems I hear so much about

268254  whiplash: THE INTERNET YOU GUYS!!!

268244  Sadbot: I feel like I'd get this if I were a Eurotrash partyboi

268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

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11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
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14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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 doggggggie: woooooo @ignatz
 Social Vegan: On the wall next to this there are 2 giant angry eyes watching you judgingly.
 Winterneuro: But you just did, in a very passive aggressive fashion
 GoodSir: This comment is unnecessary
 Warrax: And yet fewer than half of them have yet to carve slayer on to their forearms. Get on that.
Image 242729   04-15-18   Uploaded by    space
 Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit Win - win, I think.
 Air Biscuit: Dont tell them that! What if they pull the drain plug too early and burn themselves!?!
 deeeeeeeez: Anything we can do as a formerly progressive society to "thin the herd"...
 sparename: I remember the old days when Castrol EP90 gearbox oil smelled like shepherd's pie
 Nope: Too oily
Image 242728   04-15-18   Uploaded by    nathan
 Robespierre: (Slaps forehead)
Image 242727   04-15-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
 wolfpk: Oh shit, you know what this means!? Next on SYFY Sharkissile!
 grizzly: I fucking love the internet.
 Ulillillia: Fuck over London, fuck up Chicago, Missile-Shark: Wooooooooo!!!
 Warrax: Same. But I'd have to specify also half shark.
 Scoo: Shark NATO
Image 242726   04-15-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
 Stumpwiz: OK, this is perverse.
 Science: @Warrax: I was not directly involved in this insanity. This is the work of my subsidiary, GloboHyperFoodCo.
 piratepom: @sparename No, it's a lie!
 sparename: Is THIS a cake?
 Robespierre: Spaghetti squash's illegitimate cousin
 Warrax: Has science gone far enough?
 kazzy94: I've heard about this but I think you're doing it wrong.
 Mr. Shine: Weinermelon?
Image 242725   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
 Kaviri: Sustainable energy.
 Mr. Shine: Prablum?
 wolfpk: Haha, really funny. What's even funnier is when shorts out, catches on fire, and burns your house down!
 dobbiesdoogs: energy companies hate him!
Image 242724   04-15-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
 Ulillillia: The rare-but-not-rare-enough side bars
 Donut: You're about to see it in a minute if you don't lose that attitude, young man.
 wolfpk: Well let's just test your little theory!
 Not A Bot: There's nothing like a wonderful image before bed.
Image 242723   04-15-18   Uploaded by    grid
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Butcherboy: Or if Arya murders your sons @WannaBee
 grace: @Butcherboy I would be too if I was a squib.
 Donut: So apparently the thing that was in the chamber was not exactly keen on fursuits. Charming.
 Butcherboy: Because he normally has such a sunny disposition?@WannaBee
 Phum Munts: be*
 Gluten Fee: Filch is going to furious
Image 242722   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 Colbo Mundus: @Warrax - with that hat, it may well be one of her Beef-eaters!
 raditzu: I think she has already given all the fucks she ever had.
 Teechur: That's a Sebring, not a Grandam.
 Warrax: That's a rude way to talk to the queen of england.
 a robot: How do you KNOW she is a grandma? Not every elderly person is a parent OR grandparent.
Image 242721   04-15-18   Uploaded by    grimes
 Air Biscuit: @a robot i think its a rectangle.
 well duh: This should not be funny, or make me laugh. But it is. And it does.
 Spazstatic: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!
 a robot: Apparently down a long, square black tunnel
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