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269126  Amy Housewine: Dig, Lazarus, dig the garden.

269186  BavidDowie: My karma hit your dogma...

269189  Peter Pantsless: @Air Biscuit get a load of this gsc-game.com/

269178  Warrax: I don't know for sure that they're not.

269206  a robot: "I have finally killed the last mouse, and yet I still feel empty inside."

269098  a robot: Has there ever been a better username/upload combo??

269107  a robot: Is that smoke coming out of Spongebob, or just stoner stank?

269187  Winterneuro: @Fiveninety It was also sung to the tune of the theme song to that 80s classic, The Greatest American Hero

269126  a robot: I looked it up and they are a real business, but the important thing is that they are located in a town called Wagga Wagga. Oh Australia, you're so silly

269197  Winterneuro: First trip for the greenhorn

269206  jochenau: A good kitty.

269217  stunt nuts: As a person who cried at PetSmart cause I saw a cute kitty and would never see him again, I would hate to leave the rental.

269197  Air Biscuit: Just the fish heads. Eat them up yum!

269209  Felicity: Same

269191  Festis: time for a cat nap!

269147  a robot: So all those guys are Jedis? You'd think they'd have better transportation

269193  wolfpk: "It looked a lot cooler when I did this in GTA!"

269116  Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

269207  Felicity: I think those dogs are going to save us from the hijackers

269203  Felicity: Thora Birch was Enid in Ghost World

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269116 Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

269165 Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269098 a robot: Has there ever been a better username/upload combo??

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.



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11. Oober: 1511 points
12. glowstick: 1498 points
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Score:
233
 
 Stumpwiz: Is this a good omen?
 Robespierre: This parasail verges on the unique
 Mr. Shine: Ken Bone?!
Image 242655   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
677
 
 Stumpwiz: Cat doesn't realize it's not a touch-screen. Sad.
 Robespierre: Warmth detected
 Mr. Shine: Cat operating as expected.
 VeeKay: f;khfiahdh;fsdahf;asaldf;daj
Image 242654   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
274
 
 Warrax: Guns and bananas are just too similar. Pay attention and don't make the mistake this guy made.
 sparename: "you want me to get the stone out of that avocado?"
 Mr. Shine: It's probably an air pistol to keep away birds or monkeys or whatever pest animal lives near there.
 Mr. Shine: The gun 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!
 VeeKay: Creepy
Image 242653   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
348
 
 Mr Bleak: He did something amazing: #242658
 itskando: Shat bricks
 Stumpwiz: Clearly the man doesn't have a prostate problem.
 waxymom: TOILET GUN!
 Dr. Bathroom: Someone literally shit a brick.
 sparename: Beware of Commode O'Dragon
 jazzjunkie: Do something amazing
 Not A Bot: TILT! You've locked the controls now...
 VeeKay: DAD! I dropped my Nokia in the toilet!
 gutwheat: Don't do taco bell, kids...
 DOW: Heavy shit..
Image 242652   04-15-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
260
 
 HatStand: If you buy one you won't need the other
 itskando: Something for the whole family
 Mr. Whiskers: Three tried and true pregnancy preventions
 SS Keith: Thee vending machine for guys who think theyre gonna some, virgins, and stank bagz
Image 242651   04-15-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
143
 
 wolfpk: I got a pack of these. The funny things, they were all in Russian.
 Prostata: You chose... unwisely
 Ulillillia: @Shay Incredibly large trading cards of Incredibly small hands.
 Shay: Either those are incredibly large trading cards or incredibly small feet.
 Whatever: Yes, politics is the new sport with graft, cheaters, and overpriced merchandise supporting a cast of overpaid egomaniac puppets working for corporate overlords
 Robespierre: Rampant celebrity culture = slow death
 lebron: Poor decision 2016 ( normally would not judge politics, but couldn't resist)
Image 242650   04-15-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
555
 
 Mr Bleak: Gonna need a serious size shower cap.
 Air Biscuit: I bet she has a great ranged melee attack.
 wolfpk: Going a little overboard on those hair extensions are we?
 romangreek: Didn t she date Opus the Penguin?
 Teechur: I keep all of my hair in a bag, too. On my nightstand. I harvest it off the pillow every morning. HA! See? I'm NOT losing my hair!
 Mr. Whiskers: Ive heard the expression "dumber than a bag of hair" but never actually seen a bag of hair
 Butcherboy: Im a-braid knot
 grizzly: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 242649   04-15-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
409
 
 Jabberwikket: I welcome our new Atlantian overlords... (like we have any other choice)
 sparename: Meanwhile, in the car-pool lane...
 VeeKay: Going to take a shit load of WD40 to sort them out.
 Whatever: This is what happens when your boss thinks hes Aquaman king of Atlantis
 Prostata: cities really need to stop allowing developers to use flood prone areas to build cheap apartments. It's a rampant practice.
 hajjpodge: This is why I live on a hill.
Image 242648   04-15-18   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
212
 
 LurkedMoar: @Christina It was supposed to be a yellow powder, instead I got this mystery earwax with needle crystals...
 Wooden Spoon: What is this, a tube for ants?
 Telkwa: Spark up the bong, bro.
 sparename: Culture shock
 breadtoaster: I can see my house from here!
 Robespierre: "Spore II: The Mutation". Coming soon to a soda bottle near you.
 Christina: What is it?
Image 242647   04-15-18   Uploaded by    LurkedMoar
Score:
596
 
 l0dan: Hah, thought that leg was a goose!
Image 242646   04-15-18   Uploaded by    cybeq
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