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248532  DrinkMixMan: Like he said, he's not a bloody taxi service. Yet.

248536  DrinkMixMan: aarf lmao

168413  Felicity: Alternatively, avoid making coffee so hot that it causes severe burns

248508  glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248364  Dresdenkeogh: @Peter Pantsless I'm just really happy people got it.

248536  WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Whoo... foul stench."

248531  Jabberwikket: Move along! Nothing to see! Definitely no floating going on down here!

248521  Not A Bot: Car is not a girl. 3/10.

248529  carpwoman: Idiot is right.

248536  dobbiesdoogs: an interstellar hit-dog, compliments of xur

248522  AstoriaBum: Where da mittens?

248533  TurkeyVulture: @Air Biscuit but, how could you have a blood test for The Force? That would be moronic.

248534  Greifer: tell us what you thought of this. them beans

248461  tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248470  Greifer: i take eight!

248470  Greifer: everythings a... wait a minute

248476  Greifer: noooooooooooooooo

248533  Air Biscuit: Athletes everywhere are trying to use the force to get a competitive edge before the authorities catch on and start testing for it.

248484  tib gubb: please congratulate your teenager for learning how to have a good time

248485  Greifer: now off for a delicious Dr. Nut

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248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248339 Robespierre: Something something Jimmy Carter

248508 glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248355 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)

248291 Kaviri: Eloise at the Plaza.

248338 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.

248385 nightmarez: You get em @Yam

248396 Dreforian: Little in the middle but she got much back

248316 Yurishiro: @Christina I believe watermelons are smaller.



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Score:
233
 
 Stumpwiz: Is this a good omen?
 Robespierre: This parasail verges on the unique
 Mr. Shine: Ken Bone?!
Image 242655   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
652
 
 Stumpwiz: Cat doesn't realize it's not a touch-screen. Sad.
 Robespierre: Warmth detected
 Mr. Shine: Cat operating as expected.
 VeeKay: f;khfiahdh;fsdahf;asaldf;daj
Image 242654   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
274
 
 Warrax: Guns and bananas are just too similar. Pay attention and don't make the mistake this guy made.
 sparename: "you want me to get the stone out of that avocado?"
 Mr. Shine: It's probably an air pistol to keep away birds or monkeys or whatever pest animal lives near there.
 Mr. Shine: The gun 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!
 VeeKay: Creepy
Image 242653   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
348
 
 Mr Bleak: He did something amazing: #242658
 itskando: Shat bricks
 Stumpwiz: Clearly the man doesn't have a prostate problem.
 Felicity: TOILET GUN!
 Dr. Bathroom: Someone literally shit a brick.
 sparename: Beware of Commode O'Dragon
 jazzjunkie: Do something amazing
 Not A Bot: TILT! You've locked the controls now...
 VeeKay: DAD! I dropped my Nokia in the toilet!
 OldKentuckyShark: Don't do taco bell, kids...
 ignatz: Heavy shit..
Image 242652   04-15-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
260
 
 HatStand: If you buy one you won't need the other
 itskando: Something for the whole family
 Mr. Whiskers: Three tried and true pregnancy preventions
 OldKentuckyShark: Thee vending machine for guys who think theyre gonna some, virgins, and stank bagz
Image 242651   04-15-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
143
 
 wolfpk: I got a pack of these. The funny things, they were all in Russian.
 Prostata: You chose... unwisely
 Ulillillia: @Shay Incredibly large trading cards of Incredibly small hands.
 Shay: Either those are incredibly large trading cards or incredibly small feet.
 Whatever: Yes, politics is the new sport with graft, cheaters, and overpriced merchandise supporting a cast of overpaid egomaniac puppets working for corporate overlords
 Robespierre: Rampant celebrity culture = slow death
 OldKentuckyShark: Poor decision 2016 ( normally would not judge politics, but couldn't resist)
Image 242650   04-15-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
555
 
 Mr Bleak: Gonna need a serious size shower cap.
 Air Biscuit: I bet she has a great ranged melee attack.
 wolfpk: Going a little overboard on those hair extensions are we?
 Felicity: Didn*t she date Opus the Penguin?
 Teechur: I keep all of my hair in a bag, too. On my nightstand. I harvest it off the pillow every morning. HA! See? I'm NOT losing my hair!
 Mr. Whiskers: Ive heard the expression "dumber than a bag of hair" but never actually seen a bag of hair
 Butcherboy: Im a-braid knot
 grizzly: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 242649   04-15-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
409
 
 Jabberwikket: I welcome our new Atlantian overlords... (like we have any other choice)
 sparename: Meanwhile, in the car-pool lane...
 VeeKay: Going to take a shit load of WD40 to sort them out.
 Whatever: This is what happens when your boss thinks hes Aquaman king of Atlantis
 Prostata: cities really need to stop allowing developers to use flood prone areas to build cheap apartments. It's a rampant practice.
 hajjpodge: This is why I live on a hill.
Image 242648   04-15-18   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
212
 
 LurkedMoar: @Christina It was supposed to be a yellow powder, instead I got this mystery earwax with needle crystals...
 Wooden Spoon: What is this, a tube for ants?
 Telkwa: Spark up the bong, bro.
 sparename: Culture shock
 GoGo Robotto: I can see my house from here!
 Robespierre: "Spore II: The Mutation". Coming soon to a soda bottle near you.
 Christina: What is it?
Image 242647   04-15-18   Uploaded by    LurkedMoar
Score:
596
 
 ignatz: Hah, thought that leg was a goose!
Image 242646   04-15-18   Uploaded by    cybeq
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