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269178  Felicity: But then you'd have two brains on the front of your chest

269182  Felicity: That reminds me, I'm tired and depressed

269186  Felicity: Also, XP

269189  Felicity: Coincidentally, I'm rewatching the 1989 movie of The Punisher

269195  Felicity: Les Nessman's house

269203  WannaBee: Asian Wednesday Adams

269199  Felicity: Brilliant

269195  a robot: NONE SHALL PASS except if you go around to the side

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 yep. I put c h o p and it switcherinoed it to chop! Gotta love those switcherinos :)

269202  Felicity: He seems nice

269199  a robot: Aww yeah dem polygons

269202  a robot: I doubt it

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 I'm pretty sure I said whack off? I don't remember :/

269183  hajjpodge: @dangerkeith3000 I seal what you didn't.

269165  AdaMan: Swing and a miss

269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

269152  dangerkeith3000: Stupid sexy mannequin...

269210  ani625: Shitting shit or shitting bricks?

269165  dangerkeith3000: I don't know why anyone would photoshop this,but it has to be.

269184  Incubi: Forgot to include "female preferred" like only the best classified ads have

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269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269098 DrNinjaman: The Hudge

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269097 DrNinjaman: Liquor in front and poker in the rear!

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Gonna need a serious size shower cap.
 Air Biscuit: I bet she has a great ranged melee attack.
 wolfpk: Going a little overboard on those hair extensions are we?
 romangreek: Didn t she date Opus the Penguin?
 Teechur: I keep all of my hair in a bag, too. On my nightstand. I harvest it off the pillow every morning. HA! See? I'm NOT losing my hair!
 Mr. Whiskers: Ive heard the expression "dumber than a bag of hair" but never actually seen a bag of hair
 Butcherboy: Im a-braid knot
 grizzly: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 242649   04-15-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
409
 
 Jabberwikket: I welcome our new Atlantian overlords... (like we have any other choice)
 sparename: Meanwhile, in the car-pool lane...
 VeeKay: Going to take a shit load of WD40 to sort them out.
 Whatever: This is what happens when your boss thinks hes Aquaman king of Atlantis
 Prostata: cities really need to stop allowing developers to use flood prone areas to build cheap apartments. It's a rampant practice.
 hajjpodge: This is why I live on a hill.
Image 242648   04-15-18   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
212
 
 LurkedMoar: @Christina It was supposed to be a yellow powder, instead I got this mystery earwax with needle crystals...
 Wooden Spoon: What is this, a tube for ants?
 Telkwa: Spark up the bong, bro.
 sparename: Culture shock
 breadtoaster: I can see my house from here!
 Robespierre: "Spore II: The Mutation". Coming soon to a soda bottle near you.
 Christina: What is it?
Image 242647   04-15-18   Uploaded by    LurkedMoar
Score:
596
 
 l0dan: Hah, thought that leg was a goose!
Image 242646   04-15-18   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
625
 
 Shay: Draw me like one of your French herp derp.
 Spazstatic: Still better then I could do. Probably.
 sparename: Prep-work for the upcoming tattoo
 XLY: her arm looks really freakin weird to me, not the drawing but in the pic
 beckybecky: It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip.
 Greifer: nailed it!
 grizzly: There's a lot more where that came from if you go to the dance with me.
 Robespierre: I hope no one actually paid for this caricature
Image 242645   04-15-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
1020
 
 Air Biscuit: What if pupper IS meaning of life?
 a robot: I like how at least eight people are looking at the dog in this pic. Cute pupper is always more important than whatever is happening in the other direction
 Whatever: Got bosintang? No? Good.
Image 242644   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
18
 
 Borp Mento: Is that Rob Riggle?
 Robespierre: There's a Nevada flag in the corner, so this musta been one of those Honeymoon In Vegas-type joints. Vegas would be a pretty OK place to live if it weren't for all the schmucks that come here to visit.
 barfolomew: I was important that managed to take a stoner movie and remove the pot.
 grandma: But I hold this film responsible for promoting already terribly embarassing bachelor partys and encouraging the dumb masses in their humiliating behaviour. 6/10
 danny: was an ok movie...
Image 242643   04-15-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
282
 
 lolenyManiac: @Science amen to that
 Science: @Teechur: Because I'm a pervert
 carpwoman: @Ulillillia - Lol. I have no idea why that posted twice!
 tib gubb: gross
 a robot: I looked it up and the USA men's team uniforms look like this too, so at least they are equal-opportunity embarassing
 Teechur: These are great comments on the purpose and reason, but why couldn't science develop a way to make the color the same as the surrounding area?
 fanny: I wonder if thats teflon? if so why?
 VeeKay: It seems that it may be Lockheed Martin ArmourGlide. Apparently, the material reduces air resistance up to 60%(the whole uniform) and in consequence, they can go faster. Theoretically, anyway.
 XLY: hyper-contrasted action zone
 Ulillillia: Apparently, it's teflon. I hear that it makes their legs glide more smoothly, and as a result, it increases their speed.
 carpwoman: It's teflon. It makes their legs glide smother and they go faster.
 Joseph: I have a teflon frying pan.
 carpwoman: It's teflon. It makes their legs glide smother and they go faster.
 hajjpodge: The designer knew what they were doing.
 SuedeOxford: No one else has dared to comment. Will you? Nope.
Image 242642   04-15-18   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
333
 
 Whatever: Yes, I remember pre EPA days- too bad Republicans dont remember or care
 Robespierre: @Whatever True ... but relaxing safety rules for tap water is not a good idea. Were you around for the pre-EPA days?
 Whatever: @Robespierre Fact is, theres more safety rules for tap water than bottled water
 Robespierre: Translation: The water IN YOUR TOILET is clean enough today.
 Teechur: So you can STOP BUYING BOTTLED WATER!!!
Image 242641   04-15-18   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
347
 
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Image 242640   04-15-18   Uploaded by    propro
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