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257787  VoR: @raditzu and that's why it's in the void

257788  VoR: @Bluetocracy is it cat? Is it a rat?! No!! It's pooper pup!

257808  rachel: Woah! Thanks for the gold!! Voodoo slept pretty good through the night. She only meowed 2637181 times haha.

257789  VoR: Tiiiiiiiiiiimber! Good harvest this year

257805  Peter Pantsless: I'm never washing my hands again

257798  VoR: Hank is short for hanky panky

257772  ThoughtlessGentleman: @charlemagne great name considering tue subject but i have spoken. if theyre not inbred now they will be just you wait.

257801  ThoughtlessGentleman: the face discombobulation ball now on sale!

257769  Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257772  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Brilliant! From now on, we'll have to call him Prince Receipt.

257800  VoR: He could only afford one or the other IRL

257793  hajjpodge: No but Cryptocurrencies were invented for the black market, explicitly narcotics.

257799  fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.

11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

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257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Gonna need a serious size shower cap.
 Air Biscuit: I bet she has a great ranged melee attack.
 wolfpk: Going a little overboard on those hair extensions are we?
 romangreek: Didn t she date Opus the Penguin?
 Teechur: I keep all of my hair in a bag, too. On my nightstand. I harvest it off the pillow every morning. HA! See? I'm NOT losing my hair!
 Mr. Whiskers: Ive heard the expression "dumber than a bag of hair" but never actually seen a bag of hair
 Butcherboy: Im a-braid knot
 grizzly: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 242649   04-15-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
409
 
 Jabberwikket: I welcome our new Atlantian overlords... (like we have any other choice)
 sparename: Meanwhile, in the car-pool lane...
 VeeKay: Going to take a shit load of WD40 to sort them out.
 Whatever: This is what happens when your boss thinks hes Aquaman king of Atlantis
 Prostata: cities really need to stop allowing developers to use flood prone areas to build cheap apartments. It's a rampant practice.
 hajjpodge: This is why I live on a hill.
Image 242648   04-15-18   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
212
 
 LurkedMoar: @Christina It was supposed to be a yellow powder, instead I got this mystery earwax with needle crystals...
 Wooden Spoon: What is this, a tube for ants?
 Telkwa: Spark up the bong, bro.
 sparename: Culture shock
 breadtoaster: I can see my house from here!
 Robespierre: "Spore II: The Mutation". Coming soon to a soda bottle near you.
 Christina: What is it?
Image 242647   04-15-18   Uploaded by    LurkedMoar
Score:
596
 
 ignatz: Hah, thought that leg was a goose!
Image 242646   04-15-18   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
625
 
 Shay: Draw me like one of your French herp derp.
 Spazstatic: Still better then I could do. Probably.
 sparename: Prep-work for the upcoming tattoo
 XLY: her arm looks really freakin weird to me, not the drawing but in the pic
 WannaBee: It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip.
 Greifer: nailed it!
 grizzly: There's a lot more where that came from if you go to the dance with me.
 Robespierre: I hope no one actually paid for this caricature
Image 242645   04-15-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
1020
 
 Air Biscuit: What if pupper IS meaning of life?
 a robot: I like how at least eight people are looking at the dog in this pic. Cute pupper is always more important than whatever is happening in the other direction
 Whatever: Got bosintang? No? Good.
Image 242644   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
18
 
 Borp Mento: Is that Rob Riggle?
 Robespierre: There's a Nevada flag in the corner, so this musta been one of those Honeymoon In Vegas-type joints. Vegas would be a pretty OK place to live if it weren't for all the schmucks that come here to visit.
 barfolomew: I was important that managed to take a stoner movie and remove the pot.
 grandma: But I hold this film responsible for promoting already terribly embarassing bachelor partys and encouraging the dumb masses in their humiliating behaviour. 6/10
 danny: was an ok movie...
Image 242643   04-15-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
282
 
 lolenyManiac: @Science amen to that
 Science: @Teechur: Because I'm a pervert
 carpwoman: @Ulillillia - Lol. I have no idea why that posted twice!
 tib gubb: gross
 a robot: I looked it up and the USA men's team uniforms look like this too, so at least they are equal-opportunity embarassing
 Teechur: These are great comments on the purpose and reason, but why couldn't science develop a way to make the color the same as the surrounding area?
 fanny: I wonder if thats teflon? if so why?
 VeeKay: It seems that it may be Lockheed Martin ArmourGlide. Apparently, the material reduces air resistance up to 60%(the whole uniform) and in consequence, they can go faster. Theoretically, anyway.
 XLY: hyper-contrasted action zone
 Ulillillia: Apparently, it's teflon. I hear that it makes their legs glide more smoothly, and as a result, it increases their speed.
 carpwoman: It's teflon. It makes their legs glide smother and they go faster.
 Joseph: I have a teflon frying pan.
 carpwoman: It's teflon. It makes their legs glide smother and they go faster.
 hajjpodge: The designer knew what they were doing.
 SuedeOxford: No one else has dared to comment. Will you? Nope.
Image 242642   04-15-18   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
333
 
 Whatever: Yes, I remember pre EPA days- too bad Republicans dont remember or care
 Robespierre: @Whatever True ... but relaxing safety rules for tap water is not a good idea. Were you around for the pre-EPA days?
 Whatever: @Robespierre Fact is, theres more safety rules for tap water than bottled water
 Robespierre: Translation: The water IN YOUR TOILET is clean enough today.
 Teechur: So you can STOP BUYING BOTTLED WATER!!!
Image 242641   04-15-18   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
347
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 242640   04-15-18   Uploaded by    propro
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