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268950  ITS TAPE: Who lives on an island called A-a-amity?!?

268934  Mr. Butt: I love Jimmy Eat World!

268937  Mr. Butt: I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

268931  VoR: Oh nice pearls

268933  VoR: And his hat is glued on?

268922  FabricMan: "I have done something horrible" means "I cheated on you"

268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

268933  bug: Go go gadget public nap!

268935  bug: The bonus word is a great way to avoid big belly miracles.

268932  bug: You have an odd looking mother. ...which may explain why you look so strange for a six-year old.

268933  Sadbot: To answer you question, kid; no, white hipsters are not okay

268929  VeeKay: Spanieliceous

268925  MrBoffo: Draw a circle around the one God loves the most

268926  SunWukong: Fuck your sky fairy.

268933  hajjpodge: This man is living in 3018.

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2. MrBoffo
3. Not A Bot
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6. a robot
7. addend
8. Shay
9. Annoying Vegan
10. Side Boob



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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?



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nuke em uploaded 268597 (864 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (850 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (811 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (782 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (773 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (698 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)


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 2. Annoying Vegan : 3638 points
 3. Zaxxoff: 2670 points
 4. Shay: 2018 points
 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1693 points
 8. Sydney: 1682 points
 9. ChubbyBuddy: 1598 points
10. beyardo: 1584 points
11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. MrBoffo: 1517 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
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Score:
722
 
 HatStand: Hors
 sparename: Your girlfriend has totally lost all perspective
 Robespierre: Serious underbite is serious
 Eleftheros: Huehuehuehuehuehue
 Shay: Dude, I think you need to take your girlfriend to the doctor.
 Butcherboy: Ney
 sporky: Neeeeeigh!!
Image 242635   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
530
 
 carpwoman: @Yurishiro - Gettin' funky now.
 carpwoman: @Yurishiro - Gettin' funky now.
 RiderFan: The one on the bottom left is Italian.
 edgarallendoh: #You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel#
 Side Boob: I thought they were Sleestack
 Rhombo Dimple: This stupid thing is called a potoo bird, by the way.
Image 242634   04-15-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
612
 
 arcticfox12x: always rad for puppy
Image 242633   04-15-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
295
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Ulillillia: Mom found out about Dad's eight girlfriends
 Not A Bot: Enjoy being the centre of attention, until the next one comes along...
 Springbok: Is Dad died?
 Amy Housewine: The password phrase is "Seven horses, horse, snowman, eight saxophones, fishing".
Image 242632   04-15-18   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
660
 
 eradicator: Jaunty!
Image 242631   04-15-18   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
784
 
 Whatever: Obviously the expurgigated version, without zombies, vampires and Godzilla playing cards with this cheating asshole
 Shay: I usually walk on the other side of the street when I approach this asshole.
 trepanation: Well it's not that easy to change asshole.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: a scathing biography of @ThoughtlessGentleman
Image 242630   04-15-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
234
 
 Mr Bleak: " You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get 'em in frog green, fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove 'em wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die then cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop REALLY fast." - Gregory House.
 Astanapan: The practice of "don't do anything" is indeed amazing in many fields but I don't think it works very well when it comes to raising children.
 Mr. Shine: Burn in hell, one-star person's "friends"
 dangerkeith3000: I'd love to comment but I can't form an opinion since [redacted].
Image 242629   04-15-18   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
378
 
 Not A Bot: uh ok so, whip like Will Smith's kid's song? Nae Nae like....so something nasty? I'll say pee on the rug.
Image 242628   04-15-18   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
569
 
 Side Boob: Never too big to be a lap dog
Image 242627   04-15-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
503
 
 happier: Kevin!
 Robespierre: A fleeting moment in time that can never be unseen
 Amy Housewine: @dangerkeith3000 I thought he was the tile inspector.
 dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It's hard to aim with a cloaca. Should've used the toilet.
 dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It's hard to aim with a cloaca. Should've used the toilet.
 Amy Housewine: He's been there all day.
Image 242626   04-15-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
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