Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



273374  Not A Bot: I found out he turned down a $5,000,000 advertising deal with a beer company because his demographic is mostly kids.

273377  tib gubb: i laughed, i cried, i laughed again...

273366  Air Biscuit: Ive had this happen a few times. Random cats would jump into my car as soon as i open the door and just sit on the floor of the passenger seat.

273386  bigbison: Thank you, come again.

273382  Bob: End of days, end of days

273373  tib gubb: you always look flat honey... oh wait, shit

273381  gggina: I don't think shrinking is what your sphincter will be doing...

273365  Littlecraftywolf: but honestly tho why would they ever where their fursuits in an airport its like the worst possible place

273265  mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273265  mammal883: @mammal883 thats not what I wrote! damn switherino!

273373  Mad Collager: @UltraBeverly What, me ruin my chances with a dateline?

273372  WTF: Oh ya pops? Well you ain't the "World's Greatest Grandpa" either so lose the fucking coffee mug.

273373  UltraBeverly: @Mad Collager dont be a merchater

273376  WTF: brown tape

273375  dangerkeith3000: those are some healthy gums.

273379  WTF: For those "Flat Spacers"

273246  mammal883: @ignatz @sparename @lecj07 My wife has Celiac, and we prefer gin and tonic, with orange and grapefruit bitters. No idea what you call it.

273329  dangerkeith3000: It's a blue waffle.

273334  dangerkeith3000: what if all i touch is my wiener and my wiener is clean?

273265  mammal883: Berty of Chick Corea?

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. ignatz
2. addend
3. tib gubb
4. Not A Bot
5. Air Biscuit
6. Teechur
7. Side Boob
8. VoR
9. Sadbot
10. Passive



The top ten most commented-on images today:

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273265 mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

norgu5 uploaded 273084 (1052 points)
Gonzo uploaded 273109 (908 points)
frenk uploaded 272924 (899 points)
BaconCake uploaded 273051 (890 points)
Joetato uploaded 273149 (811 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (794 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
tears as lube uploaded 273082 (762 points)
Weedheart uploaded 273059 (750 points)
140bpm uploaded 273040 (730 points)
desertfox uploaded 273016 (727 points)
night shift uploaded 272937 (721 points)
RogueLeader uploaded 272934 (719 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (717 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (714 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. ChubbyBuddy: 3345 points
 2. E. HONDA: 2863 points
 3. Side Boob: 2161 points
 4. skunkrocker: 1980 points
 5. reagan: 1914 points
 6. Never AFK: 1775 points
 7. Mexico: 1724 points
 8. norgu5: 1699 points
 9. Annoying Vegan : 1633 points
10. deadwombat: 1616 points
11. parrotsnest: 1558 points
12. shwoarty: 1547 points
13. daver: 1508 points
14. Shay: 1447 points
15. dangerkeith3000: 1433 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Red.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 841
Registered users online in past hour: 2159

Average image score (last 24 hours): 308

Total number of comments: 1411921
Total number of images: 273365



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 142297
XP needed for green ranking: 36527
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
463
 
 Robespierre: @jazzjunkie Especially not THAT green
 jazzjunkie: Green is not a creative color
 charlemagne: it'll be okay, call the cops, we'll just tell them ducky slipped and hit its head on the floor
Image 242542   04-14-18   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
1050
 
 BavidDowie: Yeah, I could tell by the 3 ft tide of shed fur I waded through to get to your porch.
 Annoying Vegan : The House of England in Balboa Park (San Diego) had a Village Fair today, and invited the Corgi Meetup group. I saw about 80 corgis. I rubbed so many ears. Its a great day.
 illBilliam: Ohhh look how good they are!
 Teechur: And can they come out to play?
 Ulillillia: Like totally
 mrdiron: Imagine that barn owl gif, but with golden retrievers.
 dobbiesdoogs: i know, that's why i showed up
Image 242541   04-14-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
316
 
 Skaalar: I wonder if she knows about Black Cat...
 Skinr: Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his, who horns in on Mary Jane / But to his great surprise, it seems she prefers guys who kiss upside down in the rain
 tib gubb: people are funny like that, but seriously who wouldn't want to bang spiderman
 a robot: Pretty unfriendly
Image 242540   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
573
 
 dangerkeith3000: Love and Monsters
 Skinr: This can happen to wizard characters in Dungeon Crawl Classics. Fairly easily, too.
 Prostata: from "The Onion"
 Jabberwikket: Odo, you are doing me a concern...
 trelyate: Voldemort is back!
 static xyz: Moisturize me
 killme: Mum? What ever happened to dad?
Image 242539   04-14-18   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
327
 
 WTF: Trump tried to fire this on Friday.
 Stumpwiz: This is really A Thing, available at Amazon.
 fanny: I bet that tape is totally kicking ass right now.
 Not A Bot: You should know better than to cut of a head of a hydra!
 dobbiesdoogs: it was my understanding that there was indeed latex involved
Image 242538   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
198
 
 dangerkeith3000: Pepe Silvia
 dangerkeith3000: Pepe Silvia
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @lazySolver its probably gas. dont worry i have that feeling all the time.
 tib gubb: i don't get harry potter
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @lazySolver and thats where you stand corrected. i have no redeeming qualitys.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @IM AN ASSHOLE me too.
Image 242537   04-14-18   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
562
 
 greg: Crimson Tide
 Air Biscuit: Day 235. Captains log: still no sign of jimmy hoffa.
 sparename: You should see the size of the subs bench
 augustus: HE COULD GO ALL...THE...WAAAYYY! TOUCHDOWN!
 jochenau: I was having trouble understanding the size of submarines until this picture translated it into the standard American unit of football fields. Thanks, picture!
 Side Boob: The USS Spanish Inquisition. Theyll never expect it.
Image 242536   04-14-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
464
 
 dangerkeith3000: super sexy
 charlemagne: and thennnng mighty kaa ate mowgli and urrgh and laid down on a flat rouuurk rock in the sun
 ThoughtlessGentleman: auto erotic snake phyxiation? explain that to your mom when you dead.
Image 242535   04-14-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
1024
 
 dangerkeith3000: Haha
 Spray Tan: Huh. Didn't make the film..
 amputator: No spoilers.
Image 242534   04-14-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
724
 
 matos: How is this possible
 dangerkeith3000: @jochenau thank you.
 jochenau: @dangerkeith3000 D: no bueno, sorry to hear that
 dangerkeith3000: I vomit almost every day (about 5 times a week) but it's not self inflicted. It's due to nerves and a messed up stomach.
 Robespierre: Gusto being gone for
 Air Biscuit: @lazySolver on the internet, no one knows who you are to talk about self harm.
 Mr. Whiskers: Why get fatter, when you can just purge and splatter?
 jochenau: Well-behaved doggos.
Image 242533   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Page 1 ... 3080 3081 3082 3083 3084 3085 3086 ... 27336 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.