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244330  a robot: This must be @Dresdenkeogh's favorite cat :) #244267

244336  Side Boob: This is one cool doggie-o

244313  WannaBee: @Yurishiro @Christina oh never mind, Im blue again.

244319  Side Boob: Dude, I am so high right now...

244325  Not A Bot: thats the second biggest butt plug ive ever seen.

244320  Shay: Fuck the police

244320  lecj07: @Otterman Well played.

244327  lecj07: Fail on the name. That name must always be shouted.

244325  Warrax: Good. I've got an itch and I don't want to be judged.

244328  Warrax: This was the wallpaper on all my devices for several months. My daughter thought it was weird, I told her not to talk that way about her sister.

244300  San DoDo: VLC really leaks into everyday life, doesn't it.

244302  DrinkMixMan: I don't get high, can I still use these?

244322  San DoDo: Compton: The Happy Years

244320  Otterman: @lecj07 Pfft, it's "Mister".

244328  barfolomew: I get it, because it's a pearl onion.

244305  lecj07: "I'm just saying, there's a table right here! Why do I have to hold the book on my head? And of course, you're ignoring me. Again."

244311  lecj07: Now do it on a unicycle!

244312  lecj07: Imagining triangular tunnels now.

244324  wolfpk: They finished it in five minutes.

244326  fanny: go home Bjork! you're drunk!

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1. Yurishiro
2. dangerkeith3000
3. WannaBee
4. tib gubb
5. lecj07
6. Scoo
7. glenalec
8. Shay
9. Felicity
10. VoR



The top ten most commented-on images today:

244170 lecj07: @E. HONDA But take the socks off. Somehow, naked with socks is a real turn off for me.

244288 VoR: @Beeble plus-sed are the aggronauts

244199 lecj07: I want to see her pick up loose change.

244294 Joseph: Glitter-tering is what the Dutch call this. (Glitter tuberculosis)

244227 bug: I guess shooting them in the barrel was still a little too difficult.

244105 square44: @Yurishiro fair enough

244150 Skaalar: Peter Gabriel is still looking for this woman.

244104 Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244222 White Rice: @wolfpk yeah he did try that (and if failed spectacularly, fortunately) but he still has way too many fans who think he didn't (and couldn't) do any wrong. That kind of stuff wasn't cool when "shock-jocks" were trying it on the radio, and surprisingly it still isn't cool (outside of 14 year old "edgy" boys).

244128 jazzjunkie: Why yes, I *do* have some Grey Poupon!



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Morpen Lungus uploaded 243989 (1400 points)
ping uploaded 244012 (1276 points)
WannaBee uploaded 244006 (1263 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 244016 (1252 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 243818 (1244 points)
mrmrmr uploaded 243860 (1220 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243990 (1153 points)
Prombom uploaded 244018 (1113 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 244135 (1108 points)
ashton uploaded 243947 (1082 points)
camellia uploaded 243833 (1009 points)
Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (993 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 243998 (992 points)
Pikachu uploaded 243842 (988 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243851 (983 points)


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 2. WannaBee: 12423 points
 3. Side Boob: 7907 points
 4. Yurishiro: 6529 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 5225 points
 6. Not A Bot: 3354 points
 7. Mr. Butt: 2825 points
 8. foreversmug: 2698 points
 9. Scoo: 2463 points
10. a robot: 2420 points
11. Mexico: 2370 points
12. dingding: 2347 points
13. waaaaaat: 2267 points
14. E. HONDA: 2164 points
15. Warrax: 2064 points
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Score:
573
 
 dangerkeith3000: Love and Monsters
 Skinr: This can happen to wizard characters in Dungeon Crawl Classics. Fairly easily, too.
 Prostata: from "The Onion"
 Jabberwikket: Odo, you are doing me a concern...
 trelyate: Voldemort is back!
 WannaBee: Moisturize me
 glenalec: Mum? What ever happened to dad?
Image 242539   04-14-18   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
327
 
 WTF: Trump tried to fire this on Friday.
 Stumpwiz: This is really A Thing, available at Amazon.
 fanny: I bet that tape is totally kicking ass right now.
 Not A Bot: You should know better than to cut of a head of a hydra!
 dobbiesdoogs: it was my understanding that there was indeed latex involved
Image 242538   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
198
 
 dangerkeith3000: Pepe Silvia
 dangerkeith3000: Pepe Silvia
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @lazySolver its probably gas. dont worry i have that feeling all the time.
 tib gubb: i don't get harry potter
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @lazySolver and thats where you stand corrected. i have no redeeming qualitys.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @IM AN ASSHOLE me too.
Image 242537   04-14-18   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
562
 
 Felicity: Crimson Tide
 Air Biscuit: Day 235. Captains log: still no sign of jimmy hoffa.
 sparename: You should see the size of the subs bench
 WannaBee: HE COULD GO ALL...THE...WAAAYYY! TOUCHDOWN!
 jochenau: I was having trouble understanding the size of submarines until this picture translated it into the standard American unit of football fields. Thanks, picture!
 Side Boob: The USS Spanish Inquisition. Theyll never expect it.
Image 242536   04-14-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
467
 
 dangerkeith3000: super sexy
 charlemagne: and thennnng mighty kaa ate mowgli and urrgh and laid down on a flat rouuurk rock in the sun
 ThoughtlessGentleman: auto erotic snake phyxiation? explain that to your mom when you dead.
Image 242535   04-14-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
1008
 
 dangerkeith3000: Haha
 VoR: Huh. Didn't make the film..
 WannaBee: No spoilers.
Image 242534   04-14-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
697
 
 Yurishiro: How is this possible
 dangerkeith3000: @jochenau thank you.
 jochenau: @dangerkeith3000 D: no bueno, sorry to hear that
 dangerkeith3000: I vomit almost every day (about 5 times a week) but it's not self inflicted. It's due to nerves and a messed up stomach.
 Robespierre: Gusto being gone for
 Air Biscuit: @lazySolver on the internet, no one knows who you are to talk about self harm.
 Mr. Whiskers: Why get fatter, when you can just purge and splatter?
 jochenau: Well-behaved doggos.
Image 242533   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
458
 
 Yurishiro: "Not safe?!?!?!"
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 bowwwwww...
 dangerkeith3000: chicka chicka....
 dangerkeith3000: da po po
 Not A Bot: Can't deny I'm curious how that happened...
 Air Biscuit: "Yeah they were jumping but it has a safety net!"
 charlemagne: stop the vehicle sir, we need your help #242515
 Not A Bot: Thou shalt not teabaggeth the Archbishop!
 Teechur: @Teechur Wow, just noticed the uploader username.
 Teechur: No, officer, it's a Trumpoline. You know, to get over the wall. Crap, did I say that out loud?
 Minnesotan: officer, I know you're going to complain this plan is stupid, but have you stopped to consider that it is awesome?
Image 242532   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
361
 
 Yurishiro: Just waiting for @Mr. Butt to tell us how he likes it.
 dangerkeith3000: I just slightly lift my butt up, so I'm not really sitting, but pretty close, and I'm not standing up either. Almost everyone I talk to does it the same way.
 Skinr: @tib gubb I could recolor it gray and run it through the photocopier.
 Air Biscuit: I do both to be thorough.
 VoR: Some people fold the paper and some people scrunch it into a ball. . And then wipe. I'm a standing folder.
 trelyate: Some people wipe with their left hands, others use their right hands. I use toilet paper.
 looch: Should have one more panel with someone saying "People wipe their butt?"
 jochenau: @Scoo ...what? There's way too much risk of something touching the public bathroom floor if you have them around your ankles. Urg.
 jochenau: @NoRagrets I was confused about how to do it standing up but I realized it's probably the same as cleaning in the shower. As for sitting down, I think you'd have to have freakishly long arms to reach the water.
 tib gubb: could you have made the text a little smaller, it's still readable
 VeeKay: Personally I'd like to be the first to welcome our new ant masters.
 Scoo: I was shocked to discover that half the world drops their pants to their ankles when sitting on the toilet, and the other half keeps them up around their knees.
 NoRagrets: More importantly, how does one wipe sitting down? Seems awkward. What if you go too far and stick your hand in the water? What if your butt is too big, do you squeeze between the cheeks?
Image 242531   04-14-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
160
 
 FabricMan: Useful
 jochenau: Someone hire this person as a redaction officer in the freedom of information office.
 Scoo: Classic Diana
 Theta Zero: If you're trying to block out information in a picture why would you use a brush with transparency
Image 242530   04-14-18   Uploaded by    the snark
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