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268738  Kirtov: No ring

268739  trelyate: This comic almost got Drew Carey fired.

268721  WTF: I'm I to that age where I have to tell the children 'Don't make fun' about the way we used to live?

268554  Unicorn: Me too @Nope

268730  WTF: Change my mind.

268738  WTF: ...followed by cramming the entire donut in your mouth before anyone can answer.

268738  barfolomew: Looks like someone's hungry hungry

268733  Christina: Beauty of Japan.

268717  Bohab: Teamwork.jpg

268039  Mr Bleak: Gonna make wanking / hand jobs umm ... interesting. Anyone got her address?

268041  Mr Bleak: @Felicity They could do the current incumbent with a hamster and a random tweet generator.

268050  Mr Bleak: Fuck! I remember reading that issue at work ...

268053  Mr Bleak: I preferred the "before" picture

268707  Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268733  Not A Bot: Someone is explaining to this cat why they're voting for Trump.

268744  ignatz: Those holds are known as 'jugs'

268733  Felicity: Dasha Nekrasova

268740  ignatz: Ma also contain traces of dads

268727  Amy Housewine: That doctor looks like a man without conviction.

268692  Amy Housewine: The Electric Spanking Of War Babies.

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using



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Score:
573
 
 dangerkeith3000: Love and Monsters
 Skinr: This can happen to wizard characters in Dungeon Crawl Classics. Fairly easily, too.
 Prostata: from "The Onion"
 Jabberwikket: Odo, you are doing me a concern...
 trelyate: Voldemort is back!
 static xyz: Moisturize me
 killme: Mum? What ever happened to dad?
Image 242539   04-14-18   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
327
 
 WTF: Trump tried to fire this on Friday.
 Stumpwiz: This is really A Thing, available at Amazon.
 fanny: I bet that tape is totally kicking ass right now.
 Not A Bot: You should know better than to cut of a head of a hydra!
 dobbiesdoogs: it was my understanding that there was indeed latex involved
Image 242538   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
198
 
 dangerkeith3000: Pepe Silvia
 dangerkeith3000: Pepe Silvia
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @lazySolver its probably gas. dont worry i have that feeling all the time.
 tib gubb: i don't get harry potter
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @lazySolver and thats where you stand corrected. i have no redeeming qualitys.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @IM AN ASSHOLE me too.
Image 242537   04-14-18   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
562
 
 greg: Crimson Tide
 Air Biscuit: Day 235. Captains log: still no sign of jimmy hoffa.
 sparename: You should see the size of the subs bench
 augustus: HE COULD GO ALL...THE...WAAAYYY! TOUCHDOWN!
 jochenau: I was having trouble understanding the size of submarines until this picture translated it into the standard American unit of football fields. Thanks, picture!
 Side Boob: The USS Spanish Inquisition. Theyll never expect it.
Image 242536   04-14-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
464
 
 dangerkeith3000: super sexy
 charlemagne: and thennnng mighty kaa ate mowgli and urrgh and laid down on a flat rouuurk rock in the sun
 ThoughtlessGentleman: auto erotic snake phyxiation? explain that to your mom when you dead.
Image 242535   04-14-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
1024
 
 dangerkeith3000: Haha
 VoR: Huh. Didn't make the film..
 amputator: No spoilers.
Image 242534   04-14-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
724
 
 matos: How is this possible
 dangerkeith3000: @jochenau thank you.
 jochenau: @dangerkeith3000 D: no bueno, sorry to hear that
 dangerkeith3000: I vomit almost every day (about 5 times a week) but it's not self inflicted. It's due to nerves and a messed up stomach.
 Robespierre: Gusto being gone for
 Air Biscuit: @lazySolver on the internet, no one knows who you are to talk about self harm.
 Mr. Whiskers: Why get fatter, when you can just purge and splatter?
 jochenau: Well-behaved doggos.
Image 242533   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
474
 
 m o l e m a n: "Not safe?!?!?!"
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 bowwwwww...
 dangerkeith3000: chicka chicka....
 dangerkeith3000: da po po
 Not A Bot: Can't deny I'm curious how that happened...
 Air Biscuit: "Yeah they were jumping but it has a safety net!"
 charlemagne: stop the vehicle sir, we need your help #242515
 Not A Bot: Thou shalt not teabaggeth the Archbishop!
 Teechur: @Teechur Wow, just noticed the uploader username.
 Teechur: No, officer, it's a Trumpoline. You know, to get over the wall. Crap, did I say that out loud?
 Minnesotan: officer, I know you're going to complain this plan is stupid, but have you stopped to consider that it is awesome?
Image 242532   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
361
 
 Big Baby: Just waiting for @Mr. Butt to tell us how he likes it.
 dangerkeith3000: I just slightly lift my butt up, so I'm not really sitting, but pretty close, and I'm not standing up either. Almost everyone I talk to does it the same way.
 Skinr: @tib gubb I could recolor it gray and run it through the photocopier.
 Air Biscuit: I do both to be thorough.
 VoR: Some people fold the paper and some people scrunch it into a ball. . And then wipe. I'm a standing folder.
 trelyate: Some people wipe with their left hands, others use their right hands. I use toilet paper.
 looch: Should have one more panel with someone saying "People wipe their butt?"
 jochenau: @Scoo ...what? There's way too much risk of something touching the public bathroom floor if you have them around your ankles. Urg.
 jochenau: @NoRagrets I was confused about how to do it standing up but I realized it's probably the same as cleaning in the shower. As for sitting down, I think you'd have to have freakishly long arms to reach the water.
 tib gubb: could you have made the text a little smaller, it's still readable
 VeeKay: Personally I'd like to be the first to welcome our new ant masters.
 Scoo: I was shocked to discover that half the world drops their pants to their ankles when sitting on the toilet, and the other half keeps them up around their knees.
 NoRagrets: More importantly, how does one wipe sitting down? Seems awkward. What if you go too far and stick your hand in the water? What if your butt is too big, do you squeeze between the cheeks?
Image 242531   04-14-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
160
 
 FabricMan: Useful
 jochenau: Someone hire this person as a redaction officer in the freedom of information office.
 Scoo: Classic Diana
 RimLickinGood: If you're trying to block out information in a picture why would you use a brush with transparency
Image 242530   04-14-18   Uploaded by    the snark
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