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273670  tib gubb: actually it's all downhill once the tribe leaves parity with nature.

273677  tib gubb: those antennae are so fucking fascinating

273697  addend: Oh boy, ol' @mattsurelee makin' those funny Venn Diagrams again.

273703  blue shoes: Towards the end of Draw a Cover a Day Month.

273699  addend: "I see the future, and desire no part in it."

273693  lecj07: Morticia and Gomez thought role-playing might be a novel change. They were wrong.

273699  lecj07: @WTF the dog is there so that he must stare into it's eyes, and know that there is no god.

273703  addend: Driving while aggro-gating is unsafe.

273700  tib gubb: also i laughed pretty hard at this

273700  tib gubb: AKA that time I tried to turn over a 450-pound pool table

273704  lecj07: The new dishwasher can clean a plate in only 3 swipes!

273704  addend: *pants*

273702  tib gubb: oh no, bat is sick! someone call the paramedics!

273705  addend: Can't wait for Google Maps borkf view.

273705  tib gubb: here's a little zen philosophy mind experiment - is the dog driving the camera, or is the camera driving the dog?

273706  addend: And why don't we look like :) when we smile?

273706  tib gubb: because my dilz gets in the way; duh.

273677  Troll: Dinosaurs was a shitty show.

273702  SuedeOxford: @betamax same

273699  trelyate: ROBO PUPPY COMMENCING THREE HOUR YIPPING SESSION

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273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

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273336 Side Boob: @Mr. Butt Hahaha! That was the best laugh Ive had in weeks.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273555 tib gubb: I do love me some hot wheelz

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.



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 dangerkeith3000: super sexy
 charlemagne: and thennnng mighty kaa ate mowgli and urrgh and laid down on a flat rouuurk rock in the sun
 ThoughtlessGentleman: auto erotic snake phyxiation? explain that to your mom when you dead.
Image 242535   04-14-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
1024
 
 dangerkeith3000: Haha
 Spray Tan: Huh. Didn't make the film..
 amputator: No spoilers.
Image 242534   04-14-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
724
 
 matos: How is this possible
 dangerkeith3000: @jochenau thank you.
 jochenau: @dangerkeith3000 D: no bueno, sorry to hear that
 dangerkeith3000: I vomit almost every day (about 5 times a week) but it's not self inflicted. It's due to nerves and a messed up stomach.
 Robespierre: Gusto being gone for
 Air Biscuit: @lazySolver on the internet, no one knows who you are to talk about self harm.
 Mr. Whiskers: Why get fatter, when you can just purge and splatter?
 jochenau: Well-behaved doggos.
Image 242533   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
474
 
 m o l e m a n: "Not safe?!?!?!"
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 bowwwwww...
 dangerkeith3000: chicka chicka....
 dangerkeith3000: da po po
 Not A Bot: Can't deny I'm curious how that happened...
 Air Biscuit: "Yeah they were jumping but it has a safety net!"
 charlemagne: stop the vehicle sir, we need your help #242515
 Not A Bot: Thou shalt not teabaggeth the Archbishop!
 Teechur: @Teechur Wow, just noticed the uploader username.
 Teechur: No, officer, it's a Trumpoline. You know, to get over the wall. Crap, did I say that out loud?
 Minnesotan: officer, I know you're going to complain this plan is stupid, but have you stopped to consider that it is awesome?
Image 242532   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
361
 
 Big Baby: Just waiting for @Mr. Butt to tell us how he likes it.
 dangerkeith3000: I just slightly lift my butt up, so I'm not really sitting, but pretty close, and I'm not standing up either. Almost everyone I talk to does it the same way.
 Skinr: @tib gubb I could recolor it gray and run it through the photocopier.
 Air Biscuit: I do both to be thorough.
 whipwing: Some people fold the paper and some people scrunch it into a ball. . And then wipe. I'm a standing folder.
 trelyate: Some people wipe with their left hands, others use their right hands. I use toilet paper.
 looch: Should have one more panel with someone saying "People wipe their butt?"
 jochenau: @Scoo ...what? There's way too much risk of something touching the public bathroom floor if you have them around your ankles. Urg.
 jochenau: @NoRagrets I was confused about how to do it standing up but I realized it's probably the same as cleaning in the shower. As for sitting down, I think you'd have to have freakishly long arms to reach the water.
 tib gubb: could you have made the text a little smaller, it's still readable
 spydermon: Personally I'd like to be the first to welcome our new ant masters.
 Scoo: I was shocked to discover that half the world drops their pants to their ankles when sitting on the toilet, and the other half keeps them up around their knees.
 NoRagrets: More importantly, how does one wipe sitting down? Seems awkward. What if you go too far and stick your hand in the water? What if your butt is too big, do you squeeze between the cheeks?
Image 242531   04-14-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
160
 
 FabricMan: Useful
 jochenau: Someone hire this person as a redaction officer in the freedom of information office.
 Scoo: Classic Diana
 RimLickinGood: If you're trying to block out information in a picture why would you use a brush with transparency
Image 242530   04-14-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
253
 
 dangerkeith3000: I mean, anything can be porn if you try hard enough
 Skinr: "You coming?" -- actual line from Bee Movie
 Ulillillia: Beeeee!
 chemical: This is actually common. Not people whacking off to Bee Movie. I mean people uploading full episodes of something on porn sites, since they don't care about copyright like Youtube or Vimeo does.
Image 242529   04-14-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
386
 
 Robespierre: Yes, anything can be porn if you try hard enough.
 dangerkeith3000: Yes, it WAS you I was looking for.
 bug: It's not just the sword that elongates...
 lecj07: Liono Richie? I am furryious over this pun.
 Amy Housewine: Is this one of these Pokemons that the young folks show each other?
 Ulillillia: Once you go furry you can't slow down
 Fursona: I'm your samoflange
Image 242528   04-14-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
444
 
 BavidDowie: Wood Between the Worlds?
 gulpeg: @Yurishiro cute! Nice battery charge as well :)
 DJSnoopMike: Just the important things on my phone's homepage.
Image 242527   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
303
 
 dangerkeith3000: I should buy these for my mom. She'd probably like my dadz nutz.
 Stumpwiz: Mine's dead.
 E. HONDA: *Redzkinz
 lecj07: Too salty for me. And the term is "Native American", not "redskin"!
Image 242526   04-14-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
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