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258708  Teechur: Which one for people who are married to their careers? How about one for people who habitually make bad decisions?

258474  Science: Slapping me gently with his song...

258719  Robespierre: Time to call a Death Cab for Cutie

258722  Robespierre: Flooshy floosher

258713  Teechur: A Barefoot Hokey Runt

258735  artfulcodger: Sorry, I only wear Dvorak shoes...so much better for your insoles.

258735  twisty: Standard issue for CONTROL agents. Sorry about that, chief.

258735  Bernie 2016: This explains many of Trumps twitter posts.

258735  Vault Dweller: Later the letters will be rearranged to spell "KANYE" across one of the rows and the shoe will sell for $2200

258627  Robespierre: Hey - @dangerkeith3000 is really Bob Barker! Who'da thunk it?

258520  Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258725  charlemagne: this is a satire about the lack of affordable healthcare. you can tell it is a satire because it has animals in it

258734  wolfskin: That is not a cat. It is a living neck warmer.

258570  Science: Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie.

258590  Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258722  Laree: Username/upload combo.

258696  Mr. Butt: Okay.

258648  Science: Yearbooks are a waste of money

258661  Science: @lecj07: That's not sweat...

258715  WannaBee: At my last job I was a baker at a chain grocery store. One day I got a call from a customer asking about cream pies. At first they were normal questions like how much and what flavors. Then they started asking me if I'd ever had a cream pie. I hung up.

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258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258704 WTF: "I really don't care, do u?"

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)



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 dangerkeith3000: Haha
 VoR: Huh. Didn't make the film..
 WannaBee: No spoilers.
Image 242534   04-14-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
724
 
 matos: How is this possible
 dangerkeith3000: @jochenau thank you.
 jochenau: @dangerkeith3000 D: no bueno, sorry to hear that
 dangerkeith3000: I vomit almost every day (about 5 times a week) but it's not self inflicted. It's due to nerves and a messed up stomach.
 Robespierre: Gusto being gone for
 Air Biscuit: @lazySolver on the internet, no one knows who you are to talk about self harm.
 Mr. Whiskers: Why get fatter, when you can just purge and splatter?
 jochenau: Well-behaved doggos.
Image 242533   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
474
 
 m o l e m a n: "Not safe?!?!?!"
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 bowwwwww...
 dangerkeith3000: chicka chicka....
 dangerkeith3000: da po po
 Not A Bot: Can't deny I'm curious how that happened...
 Air Biscuit: "Yeah they were jumping but it has a safety net!"
 charlemagne: stop the vehicle sir, we need your help #242515
 Not A Bot: Thou shalt not teabaggeth the Archbishop!
 Teechur: @Teechur Wow, just noticed the uploader username.
 Teechur: No, officer, it's a Trumpoline. You know, to get over the wall. Crap, did I say that out loud?
 Minnesotan: officer, I know you're going to complain this plan is stupid, but have you stopped to consider that it is awesome?
Image 242532   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
361
 
 Big Baby: Just waiting for @Mr. Butt to tell us how he likes it.
 dangerkeith3000: I just slightly lift my butt up, so I'm not really sitting, but pretty close, and I'm not standing up either. Almost everyone I talk to does it the same way.
 Skinr: @tib gubb I could recolor it gray and run it through the photocopier.
 Air Biscuit: I do both to be thorough.
 VoR: Some people fold the paper and some people scrunch it into a ball. . And then wipe. I'm a standing folder.
 trelyate: Some people wipe with their left hands, others use their right hands. I use toilet paper.
 looch: Should have one more panel with someone saying "People wipe their butt?"
 jochenau: @Scoo ...what? There's way too much risk of something touching the public bathroom floor if you have them around your ankles. Urg.
 jochenau: @NoRagrets I was confused about how to do it standing up but I realized it's probably the same as cleaning in the shower. As for sitting down, I think you'd have to have freakishly long arms to reach the water.
 tib gubb: could you have made the text a little smaller, it's still readable
 VeeKay: Personally I'd like to be the first to welcome our new ant masters.
 Scoo: I was shocked to discover that half the world drops their pants to their ankles when sitting on the toilet, and the other half keeps them up around their knees.
 NoRagrets: More importantly, how does one wipe sitting down? Seems awkward. What if you go too far and stick your hand in the water? What if your butt is too big, do you squeeze between the cheeks?
Image 242531   04-14-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
160
 
 FabricMan: Useful
 jochenau: Someone hire this person as a redaction officer in the freedom of information office.
 Scoo: Classic Diana
 Theta Zero: If you're trying to block out information in a picture why would you use a brush with transparency
Image 242530   04-14-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
253
 
 dangerkeith3000: I mean, anything can be porn if you try hard enough
 Skinr: "You coming?" -- actual line from Bee Movie
 Ulillillia: Beeeee!
 Theta Zero: This is actually common. Not people whacking off to Bee Movie. I mean people uploading full episodes of something on porn sites, since they don't care about copyright like Youtube or Vimeo does.
Image 242529   04-14-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
386
 
 Robespierre: Yes, anything can be porn if you try hard enough.
 dangerkeith3000: Yes, it WAS you I was looking for.
 bug: It's not just the sword that elongates...
 lecj07: Liono Richie? I am furryious over this pun.
 Amy Housewine: Is this one of these Pokemons that the young folks show each other?
 Ulillillia: Once you go furry you can't slow down
 antipatterns: I'm your samoflange
Image 242528   04-14-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
444
 
 BavidDowie: Wood Between the Worlds?
 WannaBee: @Yurishiro cute! Nice battery charge as well :)
 DJSnoopMike: Just the important things on my phone's homepage.
Image 242527   04-14-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
303
 
 dangerkeith3000: I should buy these for my mom. She'd probably like my dadz nutz.
 Stumpwiz: Mine's dead.
 E. HONDA: *Redzkinz
 lecj07: Too salty for me. And the term is "Native American", not "redskin"!
Image 242526   04-14-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
243
 
 dangerkeith3000: that escalated quickly
 lecj07: The five emblems form a five pointed star! And the flag is a pyramid! You know who else uses the pyramid as a symbol? The Illuminati! And those devil worshippers use the five pointed star! It all makes sense now, the Illuminati is backing the devil worshippers!
Image 242525   04-14-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
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