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268212  a robot: @Nope Every friend was the worst friend in their own unique and shitty way

268214  a robot: We need a modern-day picture to compare it to

268216  BavidDowie: R2mus Prime

268216  Yam: Be careful who you call ugly in middle school

267978  ChubbyBuddy: fair

268178  BavidDowie: Just the tip of the iceborkf

268214  ChubbyBuddy: tell me more

268187  BavidDowie: Classic Karli

268215  ChubbyBuddy: @Munkybut @Alaskan but it's racist against a white person so its fine

268210  ChubbyBuddy: @Zaxxoff i finally understand why ive always wanted to punch that guy. i thought it was the mustache

267978  AGGRO-GATOR MOD: Lol shut the fuck up

268215  Munkybut: @Alaskan there's a "white" noodle in there. It's racist

267978  ChubbyBuddy: wherein Tangible Harm to Human Beings Increases Quarterly Returns," but that probably wont fit on a onesie.

267978  ChubbyBuddy: the democratic party establishment and to the left of the Sanders wing. I call myself a communist or socialist sometimes because I'm outside of the mercifully expanding overton window and the terminology hasn't caught up. I don't want america to be the soviet union. i want america to be america, the best damn america possible and at some point we have to put our collective foot down and say "NO. No, you don't have an absolute right to make infinite profit from human and environmental exploitation." these are not forces interested in compromise. we must take what we are owed as the workforce that made these swine unimaginable wealthy while the rest of us struggle and die. let's put it this way, i would have preferred "Hippity Hoppity, Abolish Profit Incentives in Certain Industries wherei

267978  ChubbyBuddy: overthrew Moseddegh in iran and installed a theocracy because oil companies could make more money, because Moseddegh wanted to nationalize the petroleum industry, as communist a policy as can be imagined. he wanted his people to share in the prosperity borne of his nation's natural resources. and we killed him for it. I want the american fossil fuel companies to be nationalized so they can be disbanded so the planet doesn't cook. I want nationalizations as a bulwark against monopoly and an increase in efficiency. healthcare is cheaper without a rapacious profit margin. single payer is a good start, and i'll vote for candidates who advocate for it. but i want an UK-style NHS, which was the envy if the world until defunded by tory and blairite centrist admins. That puts me to the left of t

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you sidestepped my question again. answer it. dude this whole thing began with me making an substantive distinction between personal and private property. thats me trying to inform you and the broader AG readership of a common misconception about marxist thought. you respond by going "well AKKKKKKSHUALLLY ive read the books (no you havent) and i think marx is stinky poo poo pants for dumb dumbs." what specific criticism do you have about marx's ideas? "it doesn't work" ok, why? "it's been tried before and didn't work" what were the external and internal factors at play? did an imperial superpower swagger in and depose the government or engage in soft power moves like CIA coups, election rigging, and propaganda campaigns like in Nicaragua, Cuba, Russia, Vietnam, or Honduras? We o

268224  Seven Eight Nine: My favorite is the sun going down! That cracked me up!

268212  Nope: Ross was the worst friend

268213  Nope: ugh, that was some gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood tuna

268195  MrBoffo: Sorry, It's Katie Ann, but it's Skip's policy to leave the hosing to you and your ... uh, "friend."

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

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267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

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 obboma: The zipper on his onesie gives the crotch Hillary an unintentional tooth gap
 SuedeOxford: He carries a bag, because baskets are for deplorables.
 Robespierre: Has celebrity worship gone too far?
 dangerkeith3000: Hillary doesn't like Bush. Cover it up.
 Sadbot: I imagine this is the kind of person who, a year and a half-ish later, is all "Glenn Beck is now part of the #resistance!". Politics concerns the day-to-day lives of actual people, it's not a fandom...you dilettante.
 BavidDowie: Alsoran
 Mad Collager: You really shouldn't wear a track suit featuring someone who won't run again.
Image 242424   04-13-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
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 rachel: @E. HONDA it*s from the book The Story of Life by Chris (Simpsons Artist)
 E. HONDA: is this a page from "milk and honey"?
 lazySolver: @Yurishiro life finds a way
 blablabla: That's a butt baby and It probably will not grow.
 dangerkeith3000: Published by The Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints.
 lazySolver: would pay at least $8 to talk about it again
 lazySolver: @White Rice true
 White Rice: @lazySolver hey, all that boner talk yesterday was pretty funny.
 lazySolver: @NoRagrets thats definitely not rad, actually its the opposite of rad, which isnt even bad, thats reactionary
 NoRagrets: @lazySolver yep youve got to earn your stripes, and the word switching is not just for swears
 lazySolver: this swear/link protection is getting really annoying
 lazySolver: we shall need this: snDwQmxPESTcqy
 lazySolver: we shall need this: viceburgerenus/article/bnpv85/the-emerging-fetish-of-laying-alien-eggs-inside-yourself
 Scoo: People are very strange these days
 lazySolver: but if it is, we can give it a try
 lazySolver: thats someones fetish, hope its not yours
Image 242423   04-13-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
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 daver: @Robespierre You better bring me a bowl of guacamole! :-)
 Robespierre: Frijoles are holy in this place
 lazySolver: @dangerkeith3000 Yea, but the imagebot dosnt seem to have the same taste as i for images. And hey, someone gotta comment on this place
 dangerkeith3000: @lazySolver you get so many more points by uploading
 lazySolver: @dangerkeith3000 thank you, its such a honor to be considered the TOP commenter. i think its my biggest accomplishment so far
 dangerkeith3000: @lazySolver congrats on being at the top and yellow. I made a picture of it yesterday because it's so rare, but I didn't think it would get uploaded. The pic quality was bad.
 dangerkeith3000: @lazySolver Same, LS
 lazySolver: @dangerkeith3000 nice to meet you
 dangerkeith3000: @lazySolver I was talking to the donkey.
 lazySolver: @dangerkeith3000 shits never over yo!
 dangerkeith3000: stop talking. it doesn't help me finish.
 lazySolver: stop asking
 lazySolver: no! we are not there yet donkey
Image 242422   04-13-18   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
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 dangerkeith3000: If all 6 of your children have gluten allergies...you might have married your cousin.
 DrNinjaman: I always keep my pudding high. Just like my chevy blazer.
Image 242421   04-13-18   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
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 Mad Collager: @Nope Poor kid suffered from hemingerroids.
 lazySolver: he boot too tiny for he Gotdamn Feet
 Nope: For sale, toilet shoes, never worn.
Image 242420   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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 dangerkeith3000: I don't take advice from chalkboards --me
 DrNinjaman: If you *really* like someone, lock them in your basement until they like you too.
 lazySolver: @Mad Collager hide yo kids, hide yo wifes
 Mad Collager: Much funnier than, "If it doesn't come back, go out and kill it."
 lazySolver: you are free to go, if you can get up and walk away
Image 242419   04-13-18   Uploaded by    eykei
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 Mr Bleak: I want to play a game...
 raditzu: guess who's for dinner tonight?
 addend: Friggin' caps lock - Totally useless.
 Sadbot: Bored Bird Teaches Typing
 Kaviri: Violent videogames.
 tib gubb: it was the cat
 dobbiesdoogs: more pecking than hunting
Image 242418   04-13-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
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 SuedeOxford: This is why they scream so much
 Mad Collager: The person doing this display must've loved one of the early scenes of Bachelor Party. "And he hits it outta the park! The crowd goes wild!!"
 lazySolver: @Not A Bot i know, pretty bad eh?
 Not A Bot: Of all the things one can become good at, you picked this?
 Kaviri: On every swing, someone gets a bat to the head.
 White Rice: Tennis on expert difficulty.
Image 242417   04-13-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: Westworld yo
 a robot: Friend of #242049
Image 242416   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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 Prostata: Christmas is coming
 lecj07: @Mad Collager From that pose, I think she's pining for the fjords.
 lazySolver: @addend shit is fucked yo, call 911
 addend: "Ms. Tannenbaum, is everything alright? ...Hello?"
 east bay: 8/10 I would put balls on
 dangerkeith3000: @Minnesotan *slow clap*
 RiderFan: Ho, ho, hose?
 Mad Collager: Aww, she's pining for me!
 Kaviri: I feel like sprucing up a bit.
 WTF: It's Mary Christmas
 Shay: I'm the Ghost of Christmas depression.
 Minnesotan: not normally a bush directly under a tree like that
Image 242415   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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