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258606  Amy Housewine: Dedicated to the memory of our dear departed imgur sales rep.

258609  Amy Housewine: I like big borkfs and I cannot lie.

258589  Amy Housewine: It's the Fuu-Fuu Frain!

258593  Amy Housewine: Don't tell me what to do.

258591  Mr. Shine: This is the guy from your old math book!

258586  Joseph: @kazzy94 I'll pray for you ironically.

258597  Mr. Shine: "Moooooooom!!!"

258546  Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258601  Not A Bot: Oh most Glittering Highness, I can only grovel and slobber at your feet. What is your command O Violent, Beautiful Majesty?

258568  VoR: Super glue

258568  VoR: Super that works for up to 9 lives

258590  Hokie333: From what I can find, this is a golf game that lets you customize your player character's outfit. So there's probably a Che Guevara shirt or something in there (and a U.S. flag bikini for, y'know, balance).

258591  fanny: that's a lot of croissants

258590  hajjpodge: @Sadbot JFC. I don't know how I forgot about that but goddamn.

257011  Mr Bleak: @fanny @Annoying Vegan Currently pixelated, and given the colour and general shape I' not putting on my "you looked at" list!

258598  VoR: Taste the rainbow in its purest form...

258403  smusher: Beauty of North Dakota

257018  Mr Bleak: Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother; You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'; And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

258596  sporky: Lord, what year is this from?

258574  BavidDowie: Those who are about to borkf, we sa'boop you!

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258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258402 Uncle Phil: Nerdy Jizz Tyrant



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Score:
528
 
 Robespierre: Spaced out in a moonage daydream
 Mr. Whiskers: I did not hit the asteroid belt. I did NAAHT!
 dangerkeith3000: Tidal Forces, you're tearing me apart!
Image 242349   04-13-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
431
 
 filthylaw: In his youth he once went brow-to-brow with the great Eugene Levy for ten rounds
 ignatz: iBrowse
 Jesse P: Bogdan would be jealous.
 Springbok: I bet he can braid them.
 Amy Housewine: I was never a fan of Dennis Healey.
 FabricMan: Mr. Magoo!
 Mr. Whiskers: I bet this guy HATES watching the Muppet show, and hes not afraid to let people know.
 dangerkeith3000: This guy's eyebrows were in a lots of 70's porn.
 lazySolver: snow protection
Image 242348   04-13-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
871
 
 dangerkeith3000: Eye of the tiger.
 Bubo: Love it!
Image 242347   04-13-18   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
980
 
 Stumpwiz: The curb painters could have asked her to move.
 dangerkeith3000: It could just be a skinny dude with long hair. You can't really tell all that much from the back.
 lazySolver: trying hard
 Side Boob: Don't piss her off. She's like the Predator...
 savvoy: Almost...
Image 242346   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
304
 
 Lemonator: Tab
 tib gubb: i do love me some dr. pfeffer
 Yam: Thats just Nick Offerman isnt it
 Side Boob: Also his nickname should be 'Hossen' :v
 Side Boob: Doctor of Glaciers sounds cool. "All this is one piece of ice. Except that land bit over there. That will be $75,000 please"
 Dr Awkward: The Good Dr. Pfeffer, I presume?
Image 242345   04-13-18   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
408
 
 Ulillillia: Dr. Katz, Professional Wizard
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha ouch
 lazySolver: @dangerkeith3000 *magic*
 dangerkeith3000: HOW the hell did the Weasleys afford to put, what, 5 or 6 kids, through 7 years of school costing $43,300 per kid per year?
 Annoying Vegan : If youre gonna do contouring, its important to learn how to blend.
 lazySolver: why retire?
Image 242344   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
748
 
 VoR: @dangerkeith3000 babies carry the eggs of their unborn children before they are born...every person has also been carried by their grandmother. .. that's nuts too
 dangerkeith3000: @VoR Babies are nuts because babies come from the nuts.
 wolfpk: Her:I'm exhausted; I just killed my husband
 VoR: Babies are nuts. You can't even keep them up for longer to make them sleep better later. It doesn't work like that !
 dangerkeith3000: I laugh every time I see this.
 a sedated moose: Is this a wiki-how for getting slapped by a new mother?
 when so: Babies party hard
Image 242343   04-13-18   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
306
 
 lazySolver: @tib gubb we not kids anymore :/
 tib gubb: damn. when i was a kid, it was $6
 lazySolver: @Air Biscuit wait a minute, i'm gonna call a fried of mine who is an expert on fun
 Air Biscuit: Fun is more expensive than freedom.
 Amy Housewine: I spent a little while wandering why his head was on fire, until the perspective worked itself out for me.
 kazzy94: Can confirm 8 bucks is the going rate to get into punk shows here
 dangerkeith3000: Then why is sex with your mom free?
 Yam: I dunno, JBCs are pretty fun
 lazySolver: @when so then i'll pay 10
 Micro Jackson: A superposition of jokes
 when so: Entropy only exists because of our capital deficit
 lazySolver: fine. i'll pay 8
Image 242342   04-13-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
285
 
 Lorm Bembo: Y'all got any more of them memory foam pillow??
 Warrax: Cracklover69 is my craigslist username.
 dangerkeith3000: Forgo the pillow. You have to save up for Hogwarts.
 wolfpk: Over $8= fun
 WTF: Krakkills
 Dr Awkward: Yeah, this brings back memories.
 Micro Jackson: Memory is the first victim of Krakk
 when so: ohhh yeah
Image 242341   04-13-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
324
 
 sodamachine: Addicts of drugs not yet synthesized...
 VoR: For all those writers blocks! Some great stuff not in there!
 lazySolver: @dangerkeith3000 prbbly
 dangerkeith3000: So it's always going to be empty?
 Yam: Is this a joke Im not getting or just insufferably pretentious?
 Mad Collager: This reserve's spaces are commentable.
 Micro Jackson: I could fill that easily (sobs)
 when so: Dammit, the writera escaped again
 lazySolver: this reserve has been booked for spaces not written yet
 Nope: @Teechur
 Teechur: @Teechur Dang it!
 Teechur: This space has been reserved for comments not yet made.
Image 242340   04-13-18   Uploaded by    night shift
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