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272923  Side Boob: Raxacoricofallapatorius called...Did you fart?

272931  Side Boob: Sorry about your tuberculosis :(

272933  Side Boob: *Borkfs mechanically*

272934  Not A Bot: too much time on thier hands (or is that too many hands on their time......)

272942  romangreek: A turkey bird in the hand is worth 2 through the windshield

272919  a sedated moose: Doggles.

272832  MasterTwig: Glad there's the red circle at the bottom and the explanatory text at the top. Otherwise I might have missed the joke!

272947  ignatz: Graffiti of.. er, Camel toe in amber?

272947  Shorts Leng: The mural has a little yellow light on the right side from the street art one. Detail.

272916  ignatz: @tib gubb def don't not improve the poster, but as for the film..

272921  mickeyd: Doggo doggo doggo doggo Doggo doggo doggo doggo Doggo doggo doggo doggo Doggo doggo doggo doggo

272935  Teechur: @sparename I was angling more toward the common sense aspect. Those of the "Hey, y'all, watch this!" culture tend to have two letters to their chromosomes.

272935  sparename: @Teechur Personchester is also still genderist, so it was decided that it should be called Peroffspringchester

272866  sparename: I'm sure it belongs in the ocean

272918  Teechur: @Mr. Butt I'm just a regular handyman in the summer. I'd like to be that other kind you mentioned.

272925  Teechur: Hey, giraffe! Need a taller pillow?

272926  Teechur: Get a pillow?! Get a pillow, my ass!

272928  Teechur: Might be his dancing name.

272932  Teechur: Got my pants on.

272934  Teechur: WAKE UP! It's Friday, baby!

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272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).



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grizzly uploaded 272443 (886 points)
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nclaw uploaded 272634 (836 points)
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SomeCanadian uploaded 272521 (828 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (826 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (798 points)
SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (773 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (769 points)
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 3. Mexico: 3989 points
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 6. grizzly: 2792 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2770 points
 8. NoOneImportant: 2011 points
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10. Snow Plow: 1696 points
11. confession: 1643 points
12. Clim Tinties: 1462 points
13. westerner: 1432 points
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Score:
528
 
 Robespierre: Spaced out in a moonage daydream
 Mr. Whiskers: I did not hit the asteroid belt. I did NAAHT!
 dangerkeith3000: Tidal Forces, you're tearing me apart!
Image 242349   04-13-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
431
 
 filthylaw: In his youth he once went brow-to-brow with the great Eugene Levy for ten rounds
 night shift: iBrowse
 Jesse P: Bogdan would be jealous.
 Springbok: I bet he can braid them.
 Amy Housewine: I was never a fan of Dennis Healey.
 FabricMan: Mr. Magoo!
 Mr. Whiskers: I bet this guy HATES watching the Muppet show, and hes not afraid to let people know.
 dangerkeith3000: This guy's eyebrows were in a lots of 70's porn.
 lazySolver: snow protection
Image 242348   04-13-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
871
 
 dangerkeith3000: Eye of the tiger.
 Bubo: Love it!
Image 242347   04-13-18   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
980
 
 Stumpwiz: The curb painters could have asked her to move.
 dangerkeith3000: It could just be a skinny dude with long hair. You can't really tell all that much from the back.
 lazySolver: trying hard
 Side Boob: Don't piss her off. She's like the Predator...
 savvoy: Almost...
Image 242346   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
304
 
 Lemonator: Tab
 tib gubb: i do love me some dr. pfeffer
 Yam: Thats just Nick Offerman isnt it
 Side Boob: Also his nickname should be 'Hossen' :v
 Side Boob: Doctor of Glaciers sounds cool. "All this is one piece of ice. Except that land bit over there. That will be $75,000 please"
 Dr Awkward: The Good Dr. Pfeffer, I presume?
Image 242345   04-13-18   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
408
 
 Ulillillia: Dr. Katz, Professional Wizard
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha ouch
 lazySolver: @dangerkeith3000 *magic*
 dangerkeith3000: HOW the hell did the Weasleys afford to put, what, 5 or 6 kids, through 7 years of school costing $43,300 per kid per year?
 Annoying Vegan : If youre gonna do contouring, its important to learn how to blend.
 lazySolver: why retire?
Image 242344   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
748
 
 cthulhu: @dangerkeith3000 babies carry the eggs of their unborn children before they are born...every person has also been carried by their grandmother. .. that's nuts too
 dangerkeith3000: @VoR Babies are nuts because babies come from the nuts.
 wolfpk: Her:I'm exhausted; I just killed my husband
 twitter: Babies are nuts. You can't even keep them up for longer to make them sleep better later. It doesn't work like that !
 dangerkeith3000: I laugh every time I see this.
 a sedated moose: Is this a wiki-how for getting slapped by a new mother?
 when so: Babies party hard
Image 242343   04-13-18   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
306
 
 lazySolver: @tib gubb we not kids anymore :/
 tib gubb: damn. when i was a kid, it was $6
 lazySolver: @Air Biscuit wait a minute, i'm gonna call a fried of mine who is an expert on fun
 Air Biscuit: Fun is more expensive than freedom.
 Amy Housewine: I spent a little while wandering why his head was on fire, until the perspective worked itself out for me.
 kazzy94: Can confirm 8 bucks is the going rate to get into punk shows here
 dangerkeith3000: Then why is sex with your mom free?
 Yam: I dunno, JBCs are pretty fun
 lazySolver: @when so then i'll pay 10
 Micro Jackson: A superposition of jokes
 when so: Entropy only exists because of our capital deficit
 lazySolver: fine. i'll pay 8
Image 242342   04-13-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
285
 
 Lorm Bembo: Y'all got any more of them memory foam pillow??
 Warrax: Cracklover69 is my craigslist username.
 dangerkeith3000: Forgo the pillow. You have to save up for Hogwarts.
 wolfpk: Over $8= fun
 WTF: Krakkills
 Dr Awkward: Yeah, this brings back memories.
 Micro Jackson: Memory is the first victim of Krakk
 when so: ohhh yeah
Image 242341   04-13-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
324
 
 sodamachine: Addicts of drugs not yet synthesized...
 ptrain: For all those writers blocks! Some great stuff not in there!
 lazySolver: @dangerkeith3000 prbbly
 dangerkeith3000: So it's always going to be empty?
 Yam: Is this a joke Im not getting or just insufferably pretentious?
 Mad Collager: This reserve's spaces are commentable.
 Micro Jackson: I could fill that easily (sobs)
 when so: Dammit, the writera escaped again
 lazySolver: this reserve has been booked for spaces not written yet
 Nope: @Teechur
 Teechur: @Teechur Dang it!
 Teechur: This space has been reserved for comments not yet made.
Image 242340   04-13-18   Uploaded by    night shift
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