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258162  apoxia: Peplum FTW

258203  Sadbot: I bought one when my USB port cooked itself during a software update, and now my warranty repaired phone has a longer lifespan due to less mechanical wear and tear. Don't be hatin

258178  apoxia: I was born in 1982 and this is how I have always used a cellphone. I just don't get the thumbs thing.

258186  apoxia: Do trees dislike having things nailed to them?

258189  apoxia: New Zealand ignored, yet again.

258202  bug: Opened whole bag of catnip, then got the munchies. Still too stoned to move.

258206  apoxia: I wonder how long the lid was closed.

258209  apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.

258111  Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

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258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041


258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257995 Passive: The pain is real

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 BavidDowie: Don't let them order anchovies
 Ulillillia: At least Elton John's would be better to LGBT people
 Nope: Don't associate Elton with that Garbage!
 WannaBee: I*m not the man they think I am at home, Oh no no no I*m a pizza man
 wwwdotcom: Bring me breadsticks tiny driver!
 waynelord: Caaaaannn you fill the cruuuuust tonight?
Image 242294   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
 Ulillillia: Und now, our exclusive interview mit...
 Teechur: @Christina @a sedated moose Thank you. My plan worked. I wasn't sure where the joke was.
 Side Boob: *audible sigh*
 a sedated moose: @Teechur'll groan.
 Christina: Harrison's Ford.
 Teechur: When you see it....
Image 242293   04-13-18   Uploaded by    east bay
 tib gubb: something something something coworker
 Festis: please do not post pictures of me on-line
 BavidDowie: same
 Otterman: @glenalec (Laughs, then squirms like itchy bear cub)
 Mr. Whiskers: My mother my law appears to only have one of those skills
 poetrysucks: Like most people.
Image 242292   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Brain
 Otterman: Hello? Yes, I am dog.
 Christina: Doggo -- does absolutely nothing and who is a good boy?
Image 242291   04-13-18   Uploaded by    bromide
 PenguinBartender: Sweater kitten.
 blue shoes: "I thought i would never see the sunlight again..."
Image 242290   04-13-18   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
 thebiglutovsky: @Science so the real story is still kinda sweet and RAD? Nice!
 Lantry: @glenalec yes that is how I recognize my siblings too
 Science: RAD for the image, but the story is fake. They were both at the shelter and being walked when they did this.
 Mr. Shine: @Yurishiro Take pictures = instant 300 point image
 a sedated moose: I like pitbulls!
 Black Jesus: In a few months when they will be grown ups, my dog and her siblings will meet up for a day, I hope they'll greet each other like this.
 SomeCanadian: They would likely be able to smell they are related, too.
Image 242289   04-13-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
 UltraBeverly: "Sometimes happy to help"
 Spazstatic: So the store is called "Open 24 Hours"?
 Volwen: You keep saying that word... I don't think it means what you think it means.
 barfolomew: Not in a /row./
 charlemagne: sunday trading laws innit
 Lorm Bembo: Open 24 hours...per week.
Image 242288   04-13-18   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
 lazySolver: @Volwen actually its 2 melted together on the left
 Robespierre: @grizzly To each, you know. Not my cup of crawdads.
 Robespierre: @Spazstatic They have what's been trademarked as ... SPHINCTER SEALING ACTION
 tib gubb: goes good with booze. you know, to lower your standards
 Spazstatic: @Robespierre do their o-rings seal exceptionally well?
 grizzly: @Robespierre I really like white castle :(
 Robespierre: The only time Wipe Asshole makes any sense whatsoever is when you're ravenous after the bars close and you do the drive-thru because you're too drunk to walk into any restaurant that serves more edible food. That having been said, I did like their o-rings.
 Volwen: One is missing
 Kirtov: Cmon. Take a "burger". Don't be afraid.
Image 242287   04-13-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
 Larp Belb: NO.
 Scoo: # A-wiener-whacker-weiner-whacker #
 Robespierre: STOP WHIMMING
 Mr. Shine: WHEEEEEEEEoooooooooweeeeeeeeeoooooooo wheeum-um-um-awayyyy
 wolfpk: But that is not advisable because it would wake him up. Then you can't a whim away fast enough not to be breakfast.
 dragon horn: This got a big snort outta me :)
 Lumb Blombus: In the ocean, the wide blue ocean, the great white sleeps tonight - Swim away, swim away, swim away, swim away, swim away,...
Image 242286   04-13-18   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
 Mr. Shine: Tny frg
 depression: By rule of thumb you leave little frogs in gardens.
Image 242285   04-13-18   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
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