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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.



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Score:
429
 
 wolfpk: @Dr Awkward Ha, 100% no. I probably still wouldn't have if you didn't point it out.
 RiderFan: Delete most of the applications from the old phone to use as an expensive media player (seriously, I've seen people do this when a high storage player is much less pricey).
 Dr Awkward: Holy shit, did anyone notice the sweater bunny?! I didn't notice the first time seeing this.
 FabricMan: Work phone, personal phone
 Science: My phone is two years old and the battery is really only good for phone calls if I'm not going to be around an outlet. I've got an older phone strictly for audiobooks and music - when the battery dies on that one, I'm not up shit creek.
 Scoo: When I lived/worked in Washington DC, everyone had 2 phones. Some cool kids even had 3.
 Peach: Notice how they aren't using either phone to creep on strangers.
Image 242190   04-12-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
892
 
 Shay: Homeward Bounded
 Air Biscuit: "How much more napping do we need to do before food time?"
 Robespierre: They love a parade
 Scoo: Just pet stuff, we guess
Image 242189   04-12-18   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
350
 
 Magic Bullets: @bug yes!!!
 bug: "Santa isn't real!" *takes picture* *memorializes in ornament forever* ...Step 4: profit.
Image 242188   04-12-18   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
501
 
 WannaBee: @Air Biscuit I saw the wienermobile placement and thought it was unfortunate.
 Jabberwikket: @Air Biscuit candy nachos bell grande
 Air Biscuit: Is the joke that the candy store doesent sell hotdogs? only candy?
 Robespierre: I wish I was an...
 a sedated moose: I would be excited, too.
Image 242187   04-12-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
673
 
 Mr Bleak: @bug Well, they are called "land sharks" in the police force...
 Mr. Shine: Cock-er spaniel
 Scoo: CANDY
 dangerkeith3000: Dick Wolf
 bug: Is that kid wearing five flotation vests?
 bug: [Jaws theme music crescendos]
Image 242186   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
996
 
 Larry Xmas: you got me @Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: It's the accessories that make the outfit!
 Peach: Place your water glass on the floor so this kitty can still knock it over.
 bug: Back from the Build-a-cat workshop.
Image 242185   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
341
 
 Bubo: I prefer the taste of Pepsi.
 a sedated moose: Do you have Crystal Brad?
 Shay: Brad's Ham
 Ulillillia: @Felicity It's like being taken "to hospital."
 GiveMePlus: In pharmacy is a weird expression
 Ulillillia: This calls for a Brad Light!
 lazySolver: i would like coke
 bug: *orders Brad's drink* ...is Coke okay?
Image 242184   04-12-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
146
 
 Bubo: It was, you prick.
 Air Biscuit: @bug its 2018 now. You have no chance to survive. Make your time.
 Mr. Shine: Username/upload quality
 Ulillillia: It feels like it was a little over a month ago to be honest
 bug: I remember when 2017 was some crazy future date when the apocalypse was supposed to happen according to all those 80's video games.
Image 242183   04-12-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
471
 
 Starry Lemon: @bug - A 350 LB. 6 foot 4 inch giant doing a back flip from 15 feet in the air, of course!
 Mr. Shine: This seems like a very specific example.
 Amy Housewine: It is an example of pro-wrasslin'.
 Yam: @bug Evolution of Trump whitehouse policy
 Jabberwikket: @bug wikihow to win a political debate
 bug: wtf is this an example of?
Image 242182   04-12-18   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
833
 
 ignatz: I dung et it
 Shay: We'll miss you!
 dangerkeith3000: Kind of the same joke they used in Star Trek IV: The One With The Whales. Except it was funny.
 Wet farts: Crappy joke
 Peach: Roll that beautiful shit footage
Image 242181   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
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