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262405  WannaBee: Todd you little scamp!

262406  Scoo: How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat!

262394  Teechur: @Rald Rempungo But every time we post, our names change again.....-Teechur

262398  AdaMan: Life finds a way

262402  fanny: this is something my mother in law would print out and put on her fridge

262407  Knice: That's the most mootal thing I've seen all week.

262404  Butcherboy: What kind of dog?

262397  Scoo: Ah, so that's what a 3-Way Lamp is

262403  Scoo: Your data *are* as worthless as you...

262300  Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...

262360  Korrok: I've seen worse.

262411  satoshi: The secret to eternal youth is clearly held by Monty!

262399  Spazstatic: Hmm, if they are male, I don't think that's actually milk...

262397  WTF: "What have I said about leaving the lamp turned on during the day!" (Funky Music Plays)

262381  Prostata: solid golden

262386  Not A Bot: So many wangs.

262399  WTF: "Shut up Wesley!" - Curly Willy

262370  Bohab: @Dang Cremumple same, or if I'm shopping at a store wearing something they sell or have something in my pocket I bought elsewhere that'll do it too

262402  Knice: Sounds like a keeper; move over, amateur.

262375  Spazstatic: The device draws what amps it needs, it's not forced. Should be fine unless that charging block puts out more than 5 volts. As far as destroying it, a hammer or a fire should work.

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262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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262195 Felicity: 150 percent

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262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262151 VeeKay: Husbands instagram just two pictures of his tractor

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 Gurt Grongus: @Dr Awkward Ha, 100% no. I probably still wouldn't have if you didn't point it out.
 Guld Flomple: Delete most of the applications from the old phone to use as an expensive media player (seriously, I've seen people do this when a high storage player is much less pricey).
 Thaple Grunongo: Holy shit, did anyone notice the sweater bunny?! I didn't notice the first time seeing this.
 Lild Horpoble: Work phone, personal phone
 Truld Alboble: My phone is two years old and the battery is really only good for phone calls if I'm not going to be around an outlet. I've got an older phone strictly for audiobooks and music - when the battery dies on that one, I'm not up shit creek.
 Trold Grunomple: When I lived/worked in Washington DC, everyone had 2 phones. Some cool kids even had 3.
 Gulm Morpongo: Notice how they aren't using either phone to creep on strangers.
Image 242190   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Jown Horpumbies
 Trampo Plumbies: Homeward Bounded
 Piwn Drumungus: "How much more napping do we need to do before food time?"
 Dengo Cremungo: They love a parade
 Huld Rempongus: Just pet stuff, we guess
Image 242189   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Pulm Rempumple
 Crurb Morpongo: @bug yes!!!
 Maft Cremumbies: "Santa isn't real!" *takes picture* *memorializes in ornament forever* ...Step 4: profit.
Image 242188   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Rorm Morpoble
 Lople Gruble: @Air Biscuit I saw the wienermobile placement and thought it was unfortunate.
 Mirbo Flungus: @Air Biscuit candy nachos bell grande
 Croft Floble: Is the joke that the candy store doesent sell hotdogs? only candy?
 Dolm Grunungus: I wish I was an...
 Mort Grunombies: I would be excited, too.
Image 242187   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Tremp Alboble
 Muft Flombies: @bug Well, they are called "land sharks" in the police force...
 Darm Groble: Cock-er spaniel
 Lengo Plombies: CANDY
 Crurm Cremongo: Dick Wolf
 Jarm Cremungus: Is that kid wearing five flotation vests?
 Gaple Grupert: [Jaws theme music crescendos]
Image 242186   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Maple Morpombies
 Flirb Rempungus: you got me @Mr. Shine
 Meple Morpungus: It's the accessories that make the outfit!
 Lald Rempungus: Place your water glass on the floor so this kitty can still knock it over.
 Pengo Grunongo: Back from the Build-a-cat workshop.
Image 242185   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Jiwn Plemungo
 Pilm Flongo: I prefer the taste of Pepsi.
 Bingo Morpuble: Do you have Crystal Brad?
 Florbo Morpumbies: Brad's Ham
 Pulm Brumple: @Felicity It's like being taken "to hospital."
 Jaft Cremupert: In pharmacy is a weird expression
 Trong Albopert: This calls for a Brad Light!
 Gulm Flongo: i would like coke
 Frumpo Dampoble: *orders Brad's drink* Coke okay?
Image 242184   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Jemp Flumoble
 Puwn Horpumbies: It was, you prick.
 Burbo Brumple: @bug its 2018 now. You have no chance to survive. Make your time.
 Fraft Rempongo: Username/upload quality
 Pelm Dampopert: It feels like it was a little over a month ago to be honest
 Cruple Plopert: I remember when 2017 was some crazy future date when the apocalypse was supposed to happen according to all those 80's video games.
Image 242183   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Rirb Drumumple
 Jiwn Plemumple: @bug - A 350 LB. 6 foot 4 inch giant doing a back flip from 15 feet in the air, of course!
 Frarb Rempumple: This seems like a very specific example.
 Dulm Grongus: It is an example of pro-wrasslin'.
 Thong Grunumbies: @bug Evolution of Trump whitehouse policy
 Guft Grunongo: @bug wikihow to win a political debate
 Crart Flumoble: wtf is this an example of?
Image 242182   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Thengo Rempopert
 Frurm Morpuble: I dung et it
 Rarm Flumumbies: We'll miss you!
 Frung Horpungo: Kind of the same joke they used in Star Trek IV: The One With The Whales. Except it was funny.
 Goft Grunungo: Crappy joke
 Jorm Drumombies: Roll that beautiful shit footage
Image 242181   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Helm Grupert
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