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272781  JollyWell: They're sharing borf heat

272351  Mr Bleak: "... and welcome to the 2018 Cat Steeple Chase! And ... they're off! Fluffytakesanearlyleadbutlegselevenisctachingfastontheoutsidewhilefurballispushinguptheinside..."

272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

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272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?



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Score:
429
 
 wolfpk: @Dr Awkward Ha, 100% no. I probably still wouldn't have if you didn't point it out.
 RiderFan: Delete most of the applications from the old phone to use as an expensive media player (seriously, I've seen people do this when a high storage player is much less pricey).
 Dr Awkward: Holy shit, did anyone notice the sweater bunny?! I didn't notice the first time seeing this.
 FabricMan: Work phone, personal phone
 Science: My phone is two years old and the battery is really only good for phone calls if I'm not going to be around an outlet. I've got an older phone strictly for audiobooks and music - when the battery dies on that one, I'm not up shit creek.
 Scoo: When I lived/worked in Washington DC, everyone had 2 phones. Some cool kids even had 3.
 Peach: Notice how they aren't using either phone to creep on strangers.
Image 242190   04-12-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
918
 
 Shay: Homeward Bounded
 Air Biscuit: "How much more napping do we need to do before food time?"
 Robespierre: They love a parade
 Scoo: Just pet stuff, we guess
Image 242189   04-12-18   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
350
 
 Magic Bullets: @bug yes!!!
 bug: "Santa isn't real!" *takes picture* *memorializes in ornament forever* ...Step 4: profit.
Image 242188   04-12-18   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
501
 
 elmstreet: @Air Biscuit I saw the wienermobile placement and thought it was unfortunate.
 Jabberwikket: @Air Biscuit candy nachos bell grande
 Air Biscuit: Is the joke that the candy store doesent sell hotdogs? only candy?
 Robespierre: I wish I was an...
 a sedated moose: I would be excited, too.
Image 242187   04-12-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
698
 
 Mr Bleak: @bug Well, they are called "land sharks" in the police force...
 Mr. Shine: Cock-er spaniel
 Scoo: CANDY
 dangerkeith3000: Dick Wolf
 bug: Is that kid wearing five flotation vests?
 bug: [Jaws theme music crescendos]
Image 242186   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
1051
 
 Larry Xmas: you got me @Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: It's the accessories that make the outfit!
 Peach: Place your water glass on the floor so this kitty can still knock it over.
 bug: Back from the Build-a-cat workshop.
Image 242185   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
341
 
 Bubo: I prefer the taste of Pepsi.
 a sedated moose: Do you have Crystal Brad?
 Shay: Brad's Ham
 Ulillillia: @Felicity It's like being taken "to hospital."
 GiveMePlus: In pharmacy is a weird expression
 Ulillillia: This calls for a Brad Light!
 lazySolver: i would like coke
 bug: *orders Brad's drink* ...is Coke okay?
Image 242184   04-12-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
146
 
 Bubo: It was, you prick.
 Air Biscuit: @bug its 2018 now. You have no chance to survive. Make your time.
 Mr. Shine: Username/upload quality
 Ulillillia: It feels like it was a little over a month ago to be honest
 bug: I remember when 2017 was some crazy future date when the apocalypse was supposed to happen according to all those 80's video games.
Image 242183   04-12-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
471
 
 Starry Lemon: @bug - A 350 LB. 6 foot 4 inch giant doing a back flip from 15 feet in the air, of course!
 Mr. Shine: This seems like a very specific example.
 Amy Housewine: It is an example of pro-wrasslin'.
 Yam: @bug Evolution of Trump whitehouse policy
 Jabberwikket: @bug wikihow to win a political debate
 bug: wtf is this an example of?
Image 242182   04-12-18   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
833
 
 peeper: I dung et it
 Shay: We'll miss you!
 dangerkeith3000: Kind of the same joke they used in Star Trek IV: The One With The Whales. Except it was funny.
 Wet farts: Crappy joke
 Peach: Roll that beautiful shit footage
Image 242181   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
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