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268730  Felicity: Let's talk about fonts

268738  Felicity: Voted most likely to wiggle his fingers and say "Don't mind if I do!"

268743  Felicity: The Cat with Eugene Levy Eyebrows

268644  fanny: Kotex approves...

268704  fanny: Who's a pretty girl? You are! YOU ARE!!!

268727  KyleisBobDole: This image comes and goes.

268739  fanny: @trelyate holy shit yess!!

268740  fanny: oh come on I'm sure there is a musical pun in "viewer discretion is advised" somewhere

268730  VeeKay: Can you define 'fun' in the context of Cyndi Lauper's 1980's hit 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun'?

268741  fanny: fucking hell people NO

268611  fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268737  VeeKay: Even a pile of shit can have an intrinsic beauty.

268738  Kirtov: No ring

268739  trelyate: This comic almost got Drew Carey fired.

268721  WTF: I'm I to that age where I have to tell the children 'Don't make fun' about the way we used to live?

268554  Unicorn: Me too @Nope

268730  WTF: Change my mind.

268738  WTF: ...followed by cramming the entire donut in your mouth before anyone can answer.

268738  barfolomew: Looks like someone's hungry hungry

268733  Christina: Beauty of Japan.

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268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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Score:
698
 
 Mr Bleak: @bug Well, they are called "land sharks" in the police force...
 Mr. Shine: Cock-er spaniel
 Scoo: CANDY
 dangerkeith3000: Dick Wolf
 bug: Is that kid wearing five flotation vests?
 bug: [Jaws theme music crescendos]
Image 242186   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
1051
 
 Larry Xmas: you got me @Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: It's the accessories that make the outfit!
 Peach: Place your water glass on the floor so this kitty can still knock it over.
 bug: Back from the Build-a-cat workshop.
Image 242185   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
341
 
 Bubo: I prefer the taste of Pepsi.
 a sedated moose: Do you have Crystal Brad?
 Shay: Brad's Ham
 Ulillillia: @Felicity It's like being taken "to hospital."
 GiveMePlus: In pharmacy is a weird expression
 Ulillillia: This calls for a Brad Light!
 lazySolver: i would like coke
 bug: *orders Brad's drink* ...is Coke okay?
Image 242184   04-12-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
146
 
 Bubo: It was, you prick.
 Air Biscuit: @bug its 2018 now. You have no chance to survive. Make your time.
 Mr. Shine: Username/upload quality
 Ulillillia: It feels like it was a little over a month ago to be honest
 bug: I remember when 2017 was some crazy future date when the apocalypse was supposed to happen according to all those 80's video games.
Image 242183   04-12-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
471
 
 Starry Lemon: @bug - A 350 LB. 6 foot 4 inch giant doing a back flip from 15 feet in the air, of course!
 Mr. Shine: This seems like a very specific example.
 Amy Housewine: It is an example of pro-wrasslin'.
 Yam: @bug Evolution of Trump whitehouse policy
 Jabberwikket: @bug wikihow to win a political debate
 bug: wtf is this an example of?
Image 242182   04-12-18   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
833
 
 peeper: I dung et it
 Shay: We'll miss you!
 dangerkeith3000: Kind of the same joke they used in Star Trek IV: The One With The Whales. Except it was funny.
 Wet farts: Crappy joke
 Peach: Roll that beautiful shit footage
Image 242181   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
368
 
 Bubo: You didn't miss the litter tray...
 SuedeOxford: Very good kitty litter cake should have a Tootsie Roll turd flopped over the side of the serving pan.
 Mr. Shine: @bug I agree!
 Peach: @bug more shit for me.
 FabricMan: Eat shit to you too, good sir!
 bug: I know these are actually good and all, but the idea is so vile, I can't bring myself to eat it.
 dangerkeith3000: Now eat your cake!
 Air Biscuit: Eat shitty casserole.
 sparename: Kitten's Got Talent
 Relp: Later, shitlords!
 lazySolver: can't miss me if a don't leave
Image 242180   04-12-18   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
1099
 
 jazzjunkie: Assistant branch manager hanging on by the skin of her chompers!
 wolfpk: Nepoleon syndrome in full swing!
 Prostata: if you're not a branch manager the branch manages you
 bug: Fetching!
 Micro Jackson: Balance is everything
 lazySolver: I catched this!
 dangerkeith3000: HAha I was like "Is that a dog or a squirrel?
 Dr Awkward: Is real?
 Warrax: I'm helping!
Image 242179   04-12-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
497
 
 dangerkeith3000: I think I may be constipated.
Image 242178   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
476
 
 Mr Bleak: @glenalec "... that marketers *ARE* the kids for which eating glue is considered normal...."
 E. HONDA: You know how they have 2% milk? This is 100%
 savvoy: I once played with a fake beer at an okonomiyaki bar in Hiroshima, and before I knew it all the other chaperones were ordering alcohol. I let them get a couple of glasses ahead, then knocked over my 'beer'.
 wolfpupy: @Christina - yes, though the real reason is that marketers grow up from the kids for which eating glue is considered normal.
 Christina: Did you know that the milk in the pics on cereal boxes is actually glue? Real milk would me the cereal soggy and would not make a good pic.
 trelyate: it used to be milk, but time makes fools of us all
 bug: Fortified with iron! ...a lot of fucking iron!
 Air Biscuit: Please update your physics engine.
 lazySolver: @dangerkeith3000 yes.
 dangerkeith3000: Got bukkake?
 Dr Awkward: Your milk might be expired.
 lazySolver: i need this
 reagan: Don*t cry over spilled... oh. Never mind.
Image 242177   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
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