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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

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263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

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Score:
368
 
 Bubo: You didn't miss the litter tray...
 SuedeOxford: Very good kitty litter cake should have a Tootsie Roll turd flopped over the side of the serving pan.
 Mr. Shine: @bug I agree!
 Peach: @bug more shit for me.
 FabricMan: Eat shit to you too, good sir!
 bug: I know these are actually good and all, but the idea is so vile, I can't bring myself to eat it.
 dangerkeith3000: Now eat your cake!
 Air Biscuit: Eat shitty casserole.
 sparename: Kitten's Got Talent
 Relp: Later, shitlords!
 lazySolver: can't miss me if a don't leave
Image 242180   04-12-18   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
1099
 
 jazzjunkie: Assistant branch manager hanging on by the skin of her chompers!
 wolfpk: Nepoleon syndrome in full swing!
 Prostata: if you're not a branch manager the branch manages you
 bug: Fetching!
 Micro Jackson: Balance is everything
 lazySolver: I catched this!
 dangerkeith3000: HAha I was like "Is that a dog or a squirrel?
 Dr Awkward: Is real?
 Warrax: I'm helping!
Image 242179   04-12-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
497
 
 dangerkeith3000: I think I may be constipated.
Image 242178   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
476
 
 Mr Bleak: @glenalec "... that marketers *ARE* the kids for which eating glue is considered normal...."
 E. HONDA: You know how they have 2% milk? This is 100%
 savvoy: I once played with a fake beer at an okonomiyaki bar in Hiroshima, and before I knew it all the other chaperones were ordering alcohol. I let them get a couple of glasses ahead, then knocked over my 'beer'.
 wolfpupy: @Christina - yes, though the real reason is that marketers grow up from the kids for which eating glue is considered normal.
 Christina: Did you know that the milk in the pics on cereal boxes is actually glue? Real milk would me the cereal soggy and would not make a good pic.
 trelyate: it used to be milk, but time makes fools of us all
 bug: Fortified with iron! ...a lot of fucking iron!
 Air Biscuit: Please update your physics engine.
 lazySolver: @dangerkeith3000 yes.
 dangerkeith3000: Got bukkake?
 Dr Awkward: Your milk might be expired.
 lazySolver: i need this
 reagan: Don*t cry over spilled... oh. Never mind.
Image 242177   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
437
 
 itskando: Heh. Aggro knows my true name.
 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward I'm at work and I took the chance. It's not porn. It's a message.
 Dr Awkward: I'd checkly the bitly link, but I don't want to accidentally look up porn on my work computer.
Image 242176   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
329
 
 Slickbrew: @Jabberwikket Thanks!
 Annoying Vegan : CIRCLE ALL THE THINGS!
 Jabberwikket: @Felicity, it seems like he is trying to look down the pants of a picture. 2D/3D miscomprehension
 matos: IDGI
 bug: @Not A Bot YES. ...though I wish I had a non-robot entity to confirm that with.
 Micro Jackson: What you see is what you get
 dangerkeith3000: If you are digging for clams, you gotta go somewhere else.
 Warrax: Usb port? Huh. Wouldn't have guessed that.
 thecraftywolf: @Not A Bot substormfront?
 Not A Bot: Does anyone here remember Sexy Losers?
 lazySolver: trying to see your soul
Image 242175   04-12-18   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
222
 
 Christina: @lazySolver Yes.
 Amy Housewine: Two more, then Chaotic Evil.
 dangerkeith3000: @Christina That's not very nice. Ralph Fiennes can't help how he looks.
 Ulillillia: @lazySolver That's just how dedicated I am to lazyness
 lazySolver: @Ulillillia i'm still waiting your lazyass to come to work
 Ulillillia: @Christina Ugl-emort
 lazySolver: @Christina Just because he is palid, bald and lack-a-nose?
 Scoo: LOL'ed-emort
 Christina: All of those are ugly.
Image 242174   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
127
 
 Shay: Deviantart: When you thought it was just Facebook that's causing problems in America.
 dangerkeith3000: mekka lekka hi mekka hiney ho
 Mr. Shine: Mene mene tekel upharsin
 Yam: I dunno whats going on here but let people have their fun
 PenguinBartender: @lazySolver *rimshot*
 lazySolver: @barfolomew must be a quickie
 barfolomew: I'm not sure what this is, I don't speak Hebrew, but Sonic is involved, so I'm certain it's a sex thing.
 lazySolver: Jews and their strange rituals
Image 242173   04-12-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
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 lazySolver: @Side Boob farmers?
 Side Boob: I posted this for the obvious 'girlfriend' joke, but apparently it's a real thing. Some farmers use tires to hold hay for their horses to eat. Horse gets stuck in tire and can die (this horse was fine). Who knew?
 bug: You're doing it wrong.
 dangerkeith3000: @FabricMan She's always wearing new shoes...
 Dr Awkward: This terrifies me... could definitely kill a horse
 FabricMan: Your girlfriend looks tired
 lazySolver: buckle up son
Image 242172   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
863
 
 lazySolver: maybe a viceral deceiver
 E. HONDA: It's a chimeral retriever
 bug: Your new pen? Haven't seen it.
 Air Biscuit: "The good news is i fixed your printer..."
 dangerkeith3000: Hopefully his Scottish accent is better than Mel Gibson's.
 lazySolver: '20 years i've worked the coal mines, i've gave it all, my paws, my life and even my face'
 jazzjunkie: Braveheart Bud
 Robespierre: Somebody shoulda told him: Never lick a smugepot.
Image 242171   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
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