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258378  Spazstatic: Huh, that's not what the flag means to me.

258374  sparename: Don't skip tyre day

258332  ignatz: They did work for an outfit called the Asylum tho..

257459  Mr Bleak: I'd watch it.

257468  Mr Bleak: He followed the iPhone instructions, is all.

257469  Mr Bleak: Dr. Seuss reboot looking good "The Cat Is The Hat".

257474  Mr Bleak: @Shay Tell him Nickelback and he'll go away faster.

257477  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know where --this-- is going.

257479  Mr Bleak: Who doesn't?

258337  charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258383  WTF: She was asked by the flight attendant to "please, put your seat back forward".

258268  Felicity: In a restaurant, in a West End town

258272  Felicity: Excellent

257276  Magdra: licorice smelled like death

258299  Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258285  Felicity: Total Perspective Vortex

258292  Felicity: Now to build them into hot rods and pretend they're gifts for the prince

258386  a robot: Klassy!

258394  withak: Arnold as a person is maybe not so good, but Arnold as hunky man-candy is pretty great

258394  randomhobo: I also can hold up a snifter of cognac

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1. Mr. Shine
2. dangerkeith3000
3. Robespierre
4. Scoo
5. tib gubb
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9. Solemn
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.



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 5. E. HONDA: 2291 points
 6. NotHuman: 2224 points
 7. god666: 2117 points
 8. DerMantis: 1828 points
 9. bromide: 1819 points
10. burritos: 1764 points
11. logan: 1740 points
12. cran vodka: 1684 points
13. Drunk Orc: 1670 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1668 points
15. nathan: 1661 points
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Score:
476
 
 Mr Bleak: @glenalec "... that marketers *ARE* the kids for which eating glue is considered normal...."
 E. HONDA: You know how they have 2% milk? This is 100%
 savvoy: I once played with a fake beer at an okonomiyaki bar in Hiroshima, and before I knew it all the other chaperones were ordering alcohol. I let them get a couple of glasses ahead, then knocked over my 'beer'.
 wolfpupy: @Christina - yes, though the real reason is that marketers grow up from the kids for which eating glue is considered normal.
 Christina: Did you know that the milk in the pics on cereal boxes is actually glue? Real milk would me the cereal soggy and would not make a good pic.
 trelyate: it used to be milk, but time makes fools of us all
 bug: Fortified with iron! ...a lot of fucking iron!
 Air Biscuit: Please update your physics engine.
 lazySolver: @dangerkeith3000 yes.
 dangerkeith3000: Got bukkake?
 Dr Awkward: Your milk might be expired.
 lazySolver: i need this
 WannaBee: Don*t cry over spilled... oh. Never mind.
Image 242177   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
437
 
 itskando: Heh. Aggro knows my true name.
 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward I'm at work and I took the chance. It's not porn. It's a message.
 Dr Awkward: I'd checkly the bitly link, but I don't want to accidentally look up porn on my work computer.
Image 242176   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
329
 
 Slickbrew: @Jabberwikket Thanks!
 Annoying Vegan : CIRCLE ALL THE THINGS!
 Jabberwikket: @Felicity, it seems like he is trying to look down the pants of a picture. 2D/3D miscomprehension
 matos: IDGI
 bug: @Not A Bot YES. ...though I wish I had a non-robot entity to confirm that with.
 Micro Jackson: What you see is what you get
 dangerkeith3000: If you are digging for clams, you gotta go somewhere else.
 Warrax: Usb port? Huh. Wouldn't have guessed that.
 thecraftywolf: @Not A Bot substormfront?
 Not A Bot: Does anyone here remember Sexy Losers?
 lazySolver: trying to see your soul
Image 242175   04-12-18   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
222
 
 Christina: @lazySolver Yes.
 Amy Housewine: Two more, then Chaotic Evil.
 dangerkeith3000: @Christina That's not very nice. Ralph Fiennes can't help how he looks.
 Ulillillia: @lazySolver That's just how dedicated I am to lazyness
 lazySolver: @Ulillillia i'm still waiting your lazyass to come to work
 Ulillillia: @Christina Ugl-emort
 lazySolver: @Christina Just because he is palid, bald and lack-a-nose?
 Scoo: LOL'ed-emort
 Christina: All of those are ugly.
Image 242174   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
127
 
 Shay: Deviantart: When you thought it was just Facebook that's causing problems in America.
 dangerkeith3000: mekka lekka hi mekka hiney ho
 Mr. Shine: Mene mene tekel upharsin
 Yam: I dunno whats going on here but let people have their fun
 PenguinBartender: @lazySolver *rimshot*
 lazySolver: @barfolomew must be a quickie
 barfolomew: I'm not sure what this is, I don't speak Hebrew, but Sonic is involved, so I'm certain it's a sex thing.
 lazySolver: Jews and their strange rituals
Image 242173   04-12-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
324
 
 lazySolver: @Side Boob farmers?
 Side Boob: I posted this for the obvious 'girlfriend' joke, but apparently it's a real thing. Some farmers use tires to hold hay for their horses to eat. Horse gets stuck in tire and can die (this horse was fine). Who knew?
 bug: You're doing it wrong.
 dangerkeith3000: @FabricMan She's always wearing new shoes...
 Dr Awkward: This terrifies me... could definitely kill a horse
 FabricMan: Your girlfriend looks tired
 lazySolver: buckle up son
Image 242172   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
863
 
 lazySolver: maybe a viceral deceiver
 E. HONDA: It's a chimeral retriever
 bug: Your new pen? Haven't seen it.
 Air Biscuit: "The good news is i fixed your printer..."
 dangerkeith3000: Hopefully his Scottish accent is better than Mel Gibson's.
 lazySolver: '20 years i've worked the coal mines, i've gave it all, my paws, my life and even my face'
 jazzjunkie: Braveheart Bud
 Robespierre: Somebody shoulda told him: Never lick a smugepot.
Image 242171   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
575
 
 Dick Inspector: I bet it tastes great in there
 caitelyn: Foul!
 Shay: Goochie, goochie, goo!
 trelyate: he's not making that face because of the guy licking his armpit, he's making that face because he saw the pic below this one
 dangerkeith3000: Definitely worth a 3-pointer.
 lecj07: Personal foul! Seriously bro, that's nasty.
 Robespierre: YOW! I mean, YAO!
 fanny: ah, I see someone is finally making a movie of my erotic fiction!
Image 242170   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
441
 
 brian greene: that explains the biting
 Shay: Sorry Blake, this Street Sharks x M&M's fanfic is not going to work.
 lazySolver: @a sedated moose you bet he does
 a sedated moose: Is that a Street Shark in a romantic embrace with the yellow M&M? Does he exclaim "Jawesome!" upon completion?
 dangerkeith3000: mr yellow can't get enough of his daddy's cummies!
 lazySolver: fun inside
 fanny: Please leave the cum out of the MMs
Image 242169   04-12-18   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
478
 
 tib gubb: this is more amusing to me than it has any right being
 Bubo: Same thing, in'it?
 DJSnoopMike: We're just gonna drop off grandpa, then the rest of his house.
 Fuzzpot: Landfill is winning
 dangerkeith3000: Is this a Beerfest reference? Landfill 2? I'm going to take it as one.
 Robespierre: Peas in a pod...
 Mr. Shine: Thank goodness that landfill isn't closer.
Image 242168   04-12-18   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
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