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268117  FabricMan: I'm a representative for Eli Lily. Don't mind if I do!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

268122  fumbduck: Joe DiCaprio?

268119  MrBoffo: The Cheshire ... WTF?

268019  ignatz: @Mr Bleak What happened?

268106  MrBoffo: This weird water is always wet

268110  Dresdenkeogh: That's one pert Bert.

268110  MrBoffo: Nudity detected (BAD)

268112  MrBoffo: Isn't this done? I thought it was done.

268114  MrBoffo: Eggland's Best

268003  SuedeOxford: His ancestors made peace with the Trackhawk tribe

268116  Side Boob: One ringy dingy...

268110  FormerLurker: Thismakesmefeelfunny

267928  Theimposter: Potato Bone is my dancing name.

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2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. VeeKay
5. Not A Bot
6. Shay
7. wolfpk
8. Dr Awkward
9. WTF
10. a robot



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267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.



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toad uploaded 267692 (912 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267933 (902 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (880 points)
badger uploaded 267722 (878 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (855 points)
Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (830 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (816 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (806 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (806 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (777 points)


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 1. Side Boob: 4802 points
 2. MrBoffo: 4357 points
 3. fanny: 4232 points
 4. E. HONDA: 3513 points
 5. Gomi Day: 3075 points
 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
 8. Nope: 1938 points
 9. Stoner: 1650 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1639 points
11. withak: 1603 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
13. bbbrandon: 1554 points
14. greg: 1543 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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Score:
833
 
 Micro Jackson: Stop hogging the arm rest!
 Robespierre: @grizzly It's brimming with anxiety - you can see it in its eyes
 grizzly: Anxiety pet.
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre Oh sweet. I'll finally get that date with Suzie!
 Christina: Beautiful travel companion.
 Robespierre: "Something something "when pigs fly"
Image 242156   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
513
 
 Shay: Puberty!
 Micro Jackson: Chloroform is happening
 lazySolver: Shh, it will all be over soon
 funny in the wall: the age-old problem of the schlemiel and the schlimazel
 SpaceCow: "This rag of ether will help us forget!"
 savvoy: Archie's hair matches his pants
 vape station: chloroform is a hell of a drug
 fracking: There's something about betty
Image 242155   04-12-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
80
 
 Uncle Phil: More asbestos!
 Shay: Allyssa Carter
 lazySolver: carter*
 lazySolver: @Scoo vote carte
 Micro Jackson: I voted for Kodos
 Scoo: Yeah, but Carter told me he'd make all my wildest dreams come true
 TurkeyVulture: I assume this propaganda campaign is false flag.
 a robot: I'd take the diabetes over the unnecessary comma, Carter
Image 242154   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
554
 
 cahuatijo: But the limpet is the randiest of the gastropods!
 antipatterns: insect worship is my new favorite metal genre
 waaaaaat: Next page: the Glenalec.
 Rent A Dog: really
 Micro Jackson: Good thing your Mom isn't there
 El hefe: From the order Zonus Friendius
 SuedeOxford: Putting the limp in limpet.
 barfolomew: @barfolomew that last switcherino should be pretty obvious, but I approve.
 barfolomew: Including the incelotomus and the duckleshell.
Image 242153   04-12-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
246
 
 Shay: What a crappy year; most of the holidays like Halloween and 4th of July are on Mondays.
 Ulillillia: @Air Biscuit Outside North America they used the Pizza Hut version.
 Air Biscuit: @Felicity totally unrealeted but same concept. I watched a version of demolition man the other day with "taco bell" replaced with "pizza hut".
 Micro Jackson: Never throw anything out
 Ulillillia: Thanks, Carter
 Mark As Read: @Christina We had a version of Star Wars that hadnt been ruined yet
 Christina: What's so special about 1977?
 barfolomew: @dangerkeith3000 what a strange thing to be irritated by.
 dangerkeith3000: Months with six weeks in them really piss me off.
 WTF: Timely
 barfolomew: Hey, I can see my birthday from here!
Image 242152   04-12-18   Uploaded by    ashton
Image 242151 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by soccer. Boo, soccer.
Score:
1014
 
 Micro Jackson: This doesn't smell like Teen Spirit at all!!
 Otterman: Kitten trumpet
 TurkeyVulture: My similar sized human is currently climbing a shelving unit to reach a cat that sounds like a transmission with a bad bearing at highway speeds.
 kayjay: Yes tiny human, love me.
 Christina: Kissing the miserable pile of claws.
Image 242150   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
291
 
 UltraBeverly: Triangle shirtwaist reboot lookin' good.
 lecj07: I have a deep, nagging fear this is at my job.
 E. HONDA: do not block the arsonist emergency exit
 Teechur: RAD for recycling paper!
Image 242149   04-12-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
550
 
 CompletelyJoking: But this means...when that cute horse licked my face at that farm...OH MY GOD
 funny in the wall: horsey thinks it's an apple
Image 242148   04-12-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
577
 
 Not A Bot: would, wouldn't, after a few. Would, wouldn't, after a few more
 Mern Trulbo: [giant whoooosh] [tiny zap]
Image 242147   04-12-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
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