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257620  VeeKay: Smol owl

257638  Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 Known to some as St. Dick, it seems.

257782  VeeKay: When will it be herstory?

257645  Mad Collager: After launch, I'm feline Falcon Heavy.

257802  Solemn: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

257799  VeeKay: Bent bento

257789  Robespierre: (frug'ing violently)

257787  WannaBee: I had to print out the braille alphabet to get it.

257791  Robespierre: This font is weird

257787  WannaBee: @jochenau @PenguinBartender I got 'diaper change table pull above to epen'

257800  Robespierre: 8-bit Lyfe

257801  Robespierre: This Banksy is already worth millions

257796  Peter Pantsless: I'm gonna stick with the rock lobster

257787  VoR: @raditzu and that's why it's in the void

257788  VoR: @Bluetocracy is it cat? Is it a rat?! No!! It's pooper pup!

257808  rachel: Woah! Thanks for the gold!! Voodoo slept pretty good through the night. She only meowed 2637181 times haha.

257789  VoR: Tiiiiiiiiiiimber! Good harvest this year

257805  Peter Pantsless: I'm never washing my hands again

257798  VoR: Hank is short for hanky panky

257772  ThoughtlessGentleman: @charlemagne great name considering tue subject but i have spoken. if theyre not inbred now they will be just you wait.

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257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.



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 8. CompletelyJoking: 2071 points
 9. Mr. Shine: 1905 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. WannaBee: 1830 points
12. watwatwat: 1742 points
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Score:
833
 
 Micro Jackson: Stop hogging the arm rest!
 Robespierre: @grizzly It's brimming with anxiety - you can see it in its eyes
 grizzly: Anxiety pet.
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre Oh sweet. I'll finally get that date with Suzie!
 Christina: Beautiful travel companion.
 Robespierre: "Something something "when pigs fly"
Image 242156   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
513
 
 Shay: Puberty!
 Micro Jackson: Chloroform is happening
 lazySolver: Shh, it will all be over soon
 funny in the wall: the age-old problem of the schlemiel and the schlimazel
 SpaceCow: "This rag of ether will help us forget!"
 savvoy: Archie's hair matches his pants
 vape station: chloroform is a hell of a drug
 fracking: There's something about betty
Image 242155   04-12-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
80
 
 Uncle Phil: More asbestos!
 Shay: Allyssa Carter
 lazySolver: carter*
 lazySolver: @Scoo vote carte
 Micro Jackson: I voted for Kodos
 Scoo: Yeah, but Carter told me he'd make all my wildest dreams come true
 TurkeyVulture: I assume this propaganda campaign is false flag.
 a robot: I'd take the diabetes over the unnecessary comma, Carter
Image 242154   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
554
 
 cahuatijo: But the limpet is the randiest of the gastropods!
 antipatterns: insect worship is my new favorite metal genre
 waaaaaat: Next page: the Glenalec.
 Rent A Dog: really
 Micro Jackson: Good thing your Mom isn't there
 El hefe: From the order Zonus Friendius
 SuedeOxford: Putting the limp in limpet.
 barfolomew: @barfolomew that last switcherino should be pretty obvious, but I approve.
 barfolomew: Including the incelotomus and the duckleshell.
Image 242153   04-12-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
246
 
 Shay: What a crappy year; most of the holidays like Halloween and 4th of July are on Mondays.
 Ulillillia: @Air Biscuit Outside North America they used the Pizza Hut version.
 Air Biscuit: @Felicity totally unrealeted but same concept. I watched a version of demolition man the other day with "taco bell" replaced with "pizza hut".
 Micro Jackson: Never throw anything out
 Ulillillia: Thanks, Carter
 Mark As Read: @Christina We had a version of Star Wars that hadnt been ruined yet
 Christina: What's so special about 1977?
 barfolomew: @dangerkeith3000 what a strange thing to be irritated by.
 dangerkeith3000: Months with six weeks in them really piss me off.
 WTF: Timely
 barfolomew: Hey, I can see my birthday from here!
Image 242152   04-12-18   Uploaded by    ashton
Image 242151 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by soccer. You have brought shame on us, soccer.
Score:
1014
 
 Micro Jackson: This doesn't smell like Teen Spirit at all!!
 Otterman: Kitten trumpet
 TurkeyVulture: My similar sized human is currently climbing a shelving unit to reach a cat that sounds like a transmission with a bad bearing at highway speeds.
 WannaBee: Yes tiny human, love me.
 Christina: Kissing the miserable pile of claws.
Image 242150   04-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
291
 
 UltraBeverly: Triangle shirtwaist reboot lookin' good.
 lecj07: I have a deep, nagging fear this is at my job.
 E. HONDA: do not block the arsonist emergency exit
 Teechur: RAD for recycling paper!
Image 242149   04-12-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
550
 
 CompletelyJoking: But this means...when that cute horse licked my face at that farm...OH MY GOD
 funny in the wall: horsey thinks it's an apple
Image 242148   04-12-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
577
 
 Not A Bot: would, wouldn't, after a few. Would, wouldn't, after a few more
 Mern Trulbo: [giant whoooosh] [tiny zap]
Image 242147   04-12-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
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