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258162  apoxia: Peplum FTW

258203  Sadbot: I bought one when my USB port cooked itself during a software update, and now my warranty repaired phone has a longer lifespan due to less mechanical wear and tear. Don't be hatin

258178  apoxia: I was born in 1982 and this is how I have always used a cellphone. I just don't get the thumbs thing.

258186  apoxia: Do trees dislike having things nailed to them?

258189  apoxia: New Zealand ignored, yet again.

258202  bug: Opened whole bag of catnip, then got the munchies. Still too stoned to move.

258206  apoxia: I wonder how long the lid was closed.

258209  apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.

258111  Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

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258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

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Score:
515
 
 Suburbanmom: What could possibly go wrong here?
 Mad Collager: So, did you listen to the news again this morning?
 Science: What's in the box?
 wolfpk: The next big thing. Eating Tide Pods is so last week!
 VeeKay: Pink Floyd reenactors never get it exactly right.
 Robespierre: Suspect device
 sparename: I'll see you immolater!
 Teechur: Is it finals week already?
 Side Boob: Same
 Emoji: *Shakes head* "The neighbor boy and his pranks...Kevin! You put out the fire on my scalp right now young man!"
 WannaBee: This is fine.
Image 241991   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
948
 
 Donut: @Mr. Butt It is...though Alan looks a bit more depressed.
 Mr. Shine: @Mr. Butt Same!
 Mr. Butt: Is QI still good? I stopped watching after Fry left the show.
 dangerkeith3000: Undeniable logic...
 guccigucci: How true that is....
 communist: If man went to the moon why are there still people on Earth? Checkmate atheists
 Chaplin: sounds legit
Image 241990   04-11-18   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
656
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm a lumberdog and I'm OK!
 Cory Trevor: Brawny
 VeeKay: Looks husky.
 Robespierre: (Or is it the Bounty, "The Quicker Picker-Upper" theme? I always get the two confused)
 Robespierre: (Old Spice theme plays in background)
Image 241989   04-11-18   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
617
 
 Mr Bleak: @Ulillillia That's pretty normal for cats: We had one that used to catch his tail and bite it. Then, because it hurt him so much he started to seriously attack it. That one was hiding behind the door when the brains were handed out ...
 Christina: This little mermaid remake looks promising.
 Teechur: Catfished again
 lecj07: Purrmaid
 Ulillillia: Front half wants to eat back half
 a robot: @Yurishiro Mer-meow
 obama: Meowmaid.
Image 241988   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
481
 
 DrinkMixMan: OOOUCH
 lazySolver: thats someone's fetish
 Soaps Pierre: They take delivery orders by phone.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Youre killing him!
 Micro Jackson: Shoulda called 911
 Christina: He never got back home.
 sparename: "You want that with extra what?!"
 NoOneImportant: Welcome! To the Comedy Central Roast of... E.T.! With your Roast Master... Elliott!
Image 241987   04-11-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
288
 
 Mr Bleak: Thirty seconds later: #241975
 Mr Bleak: @Science Evolution in action...
 Rachelina: @Science it's a tragedy for their loved ones
 jazzjunkie: @Science By the very definition of the word "tragedy", it kind of is.
 Science: @Yurishiro: If they do stupid shit like this, then it's really not a tragedy.
 Teechur: Where there's a will, there's a final testament.
 Youll Cowards: HA! More than a thousand workers die every year! Hilarious!!
Image 241986   04-11-18   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
354
 
 Micro Jackson: Pickle me Elmo
 VeeKay: Gurkin for a glocking
 Robespierre: NOT Pickle Rick
 Christina: Stuff of nightmares.
Image 241985   04-11-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
836
 
 Mr Bleak: Computer cat wants kitty pictures
 Peach Toddler: I need a button on my keyboard that makes cats appear
 Robespierre: Gravity takes a holiday
 Side Boob: I haven't been able to find your problem, but I'm certain it's going to be expensive to fix.
 a robot: "Looking at cats on the internet? No, look at ME!"
 Christina: "Pet me!"
Image 241984   04-11-18   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
448
 
 SpaceCow: Little Shop of Horrors makes for some truly awful fan fiction.
 dangerkeith3000: The WORST thing about the whole weird DaddyDom fetish is that the porn is really lame. Like, they have potential, but it is squandered.
 Mentos Pormer: This...is somewhat disturbing...
Image 241983   04-11-18   Uploaded by    Malkchic
Score:
151
 
 VeeKay: Narcolepsy is a curse. Knew a guy with it (undiagnosed) who was in my recruit troop. After he nodded off to sleep firing a .50 MG he got a quick diagosis (and discharge).
 Ulillillia: Ha, he has the same name as that guy from TV.
 Robespierre: I can here that printer now...
Image 241982   04-11-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
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