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272636  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Holy double switcherino!

272638  Spazstatic: I use Voice Attack while playing some games, mainly the space game Elite: Dangerous, and have it's trigger phrase set to "computer" because Star Trek.

272640  Dr Awkward: Social commentary!

272432  Mr Bleak: It's a real thing - but bloody annoying from the reviews I looked at.

272616  Dr Awkward: Am I tripping balls, or is #272617 a GIF?

272627  a robot: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

272622  Dr Awkward: Spittin rhymes about his medical bracelet

272631  a robot: I had to reverse image search this to figure out what the fuck that second picture is. It's a duckling, top down view. Dad fell into the pool rescuing the duckling, apparently

272627  Dr Awkward: Alternate title: Brute Squad

272632  Prostata: is netfux advertising on the friendly spaceship now?

272617  UltraBeverly: Actually, all these images convince me that North Korea looks a lot like northern Ohio.

272434  Mr Bleak: Now, what did we say about feeding them after midnight?

272638  Chowdahead: That's why I always call them "Honey."

272638  Chowdahead: That's why I always call them "Honey."

272639  Annoying Vegan : Poetry?! Oh, noetry!

272618  Annoying Vegan : This synchronized swimming team is aquaphobic.

272629  Dr Awkward: Classic not-Kevin.

272641  Spray Tan: he just wanted a little head

272600  lecj07: @hajjpodge Domo Arigato, fister roboto

272634  Korrok: Kinky...

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272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!



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Score:
423
 
 Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Almost certainly Pompeii.
 Greek Fire: @Mad Collager Damn.
 Dick Inspector: Isn't that from Pompeii?
 tib gubb: no dickbutt 0/10
 Mad Collager: @Greek Fire But maybe Venerealice.
 Side Boob: Dick jokes are surprisingly constant throughout our shared history
 Greek Fire: @mammal883 Probably not Venice.
 Kirtov: "After not heeding his third and final warning, Mr. Johnson was finally expelled from the Geology Department for repeated vandalism."
 mammal883: I read somewhere that these were all over some old city. Venice, Rome, somewhere. They were 'discreet' directions to the local brothels.
 Dr Awkward: Rock Hard.
Image 241871   04-10-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
576
 
 Robespierre: Beady-eyed goomer...
 Urn BooUrn: Good Evening.
Image 241870   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
802
 
 Stumpwiz: I'd eat it.
 Skinr: Jeez, even has Gingerbread Hemorrhoids.
 lazySolver: Ahhh, my eyes, the googles do nothing
 dobbiesdoogs: can't catch me, i'm the ging-oh god oh god what are you aaaaaaaaaahhhhhgggghghghgghghgh
Image 241869   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
413
 
 E. HONDA: In case of ant loss? Oh wait, it says 'any'. Never mind.
 Side Boob: Please dont kill me DonBot. Look deep inside your mercy file...
 Skinr: Joke not found.
 Dr Awkward: Coat not found
 lazySolver: How about 10 dates?
Image 241868   04-10-18   Uploaded by    iCEy
Score:
380
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: next one better be drinking heavily with one hand while using all other appendages to knock things down, grope etc... all while yellin "wooooooo ive never been so happy!"
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
Image 241867   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
284
 
 RiderFan: Pretty sure a few of these have a setting for thunderstorm for those living in the tropical to subtropical regions.
 wolfpk: Brown noise, is that another name for farting?
 Robespierre: Brown note, comin' right up
 Not A Bot: His breath now smells like AG... Not sure if good thing.
 lebron: Brown nose, white nose. What is the difference?
 jazzjunkie: I don't always listen to noise, but when I do I prefer its spectral density to have a negative dB/decade slope.
 Borm Pumpies: MEN RAIN (Hallelujah)
 Warrax: *prrt*
 Ulillillia: CHOCOLATE RAIN
 barfolomew: PURPLE RAIN
 barfolomew: BROWN RAIN
 lazySolver: i have a similar one that i stole from my sister
Image 241866   04-10-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
484
 
 Bacon Train: @lazySolver Yup!!!
 Dr Awkward: "We're looking at you, SANDAL STEVE"
 Mr. Shine: HEY YOU! READ THE DANG SIGN!
 Otterman: Fight the power
 barfolomew: @WTF they used the left one to make the sign.
 lazySolver: @WTF Ah, i see you are a person of details too
 WTF: This is ok. Only left purple and yellow flip flops are not allowed.
 lazySolver: CLIMBING THE RANKS!
 Christina: Breaking the rules with accuracy.
Image 241865   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
313
 
 Stumpwiz: I've heard of "daddy issues," and this daddy definitely has some issues.
 Christina: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal!
 lazySolver: lol so mushy
Image 241864   04-10-18   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
801
 
 Suburbanmom: God dammit this restaurant is slow....I ordered my chicken three days ago!
 PenguinBartender: Soon, my tasty little friends. Soon.
 funny in the wall: Easter bunny @glenalec
 funy speling: If an egg comes out of a cat, something has gone horribly wrong!
 Urn BooUrn: I KNEW it!!!
 karmakat: so that's how the chicken and the egg started actually?
 Uncle Phil: Something has gone horribly wrong.
 lazySolver: khajiit won't sell wares today caring for the little ones first
 Dr Awkward: Day 6... They definitely know, but I have eaten a lot of birds, so there's that.
Image 241863   04-10-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
469
 
 tib gubb: dude, no. this is way too brutal.
 lazySolver: try buying flowers at 3am
Image 241862   04-10-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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