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253162  sparename: These Polo Fruits have been misprinted

253166  sparename: "THE MIGHTY CLOR (hammer)"

253150  AstoriaBum: Take it.

253164  Not A Bot: Pigeon is checking cat still want's the execution order carried throug.

253153  WTF: Kids today grow up so fast.

253159  tib gubb: australian man and florida man... separated at birth?

253131  Robespierre: Sounds like a threat to me

253149  sparename: "very little helps"

253148  Robespierre: Dubious shortcut - but my wife's Fiat might make it

253152  Robespierre: It's true - beards have no grasp of the logical

253155  Robespierre: "What are you doing?" ears

253157  Robespierre: The Legend Of a Wheelman

253155  Side Boob: My cat warps time and space.

252956  Robespierre: @Winterneuro As I said, PRACTICALLY everything.

253107  Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship...

252735  Zukero: Ebola.

252774  Zukero: Practical alternative to abortion

253153  Uncle Phil: I'm going to be wearing choo choo sweaters until I die.

253147  Passive: @metallica who cares

253153  charlemagne: jesus, it's like the past me and the future me had a child of their own

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252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

252973 Prostata: the trump plan to combat sea level rise

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252895 hajjpodge: I've worked in retail since I graduated from High School, and I've been a dumpy supervisor and department manager. In my 7 years in this industry I can confidently state it is the Baby Boomers and affluent 40+ year olds who are the worst human beings I have to deal with on a regular basis. It is no surprise they've fucked the future of the country and the planet when they're so spiteful and selfish.

252894 Side Boob: Schroedinger's Pregnancy test

253018 Ironass: He's hogging the whole float!

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

252977 FireBreathingMarmot: I'm a bet on you when it comes to ag skills.



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Score:
423
 
 Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Almost certainly Pompeii.
 Greek Fire: @Mad Collager Damn.
 Dick Inspector: Isn't that from Pompeii?
 tib gubb: no dickbutt 0/10
 Mad Collager: @Greek Fire But maybe Venerealice.
 Side Boob: Dick jokes are surprisingly constant throughout our shared history
 Greek Fire: @mammal883 Probably not Venice.
 Kirtov: "After not heeding his third and final warning, Mr. Johnson was finally expelled from the Geology Department for repeated vandalism."
 mammal883: I read somewhere that these were all over some old city. Venice, Rome, somewhere. They were 'discreet' directions to the local brothels.
 Dr Awkward: Rock Hard.
Image 241871   04-10-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
552
 
 Robespierre: Beady-eyed goomer...
 Urn BooUrn: Good Evening.
Image 241870   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
802
 
 Stumpwiz: I'd eat it.
 Skinr: Jeez, even has Gingerbread Hemorrhoids.
 lazySolver: Ahhh, my eyes, the googles do nothing
 dobbiesdoogs: can't catch me, i'm the ging-oh god oh god what are you aaaaaaaaaahhhhhgggghghghgghghgh
Image 241869   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
413
 
 E. HONDA: In case of ant loss? Oh wait, it says 'any'. Never mind.
 Side Boob: Please dont kill me DonBot. Look deep inside your mercy file...
 Skinr: Joke not found.
 Dr Awkward: Coat not found
 lazySolver: How about 10 dates?
Image 241868   04-10-18   Uploaded by    iCEy
Score:
380
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: next one better be drinking heavily with one hand while using all other appendages to knock things down, grope etc... all while yellin "wooooooo ive never been so happy!"
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
Image 241867   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
284
 
 RiderFan: Pretty sure a few of these have a setting for thunderstorm for those living in the tropical to subtropical regions.
 wolfpk: Brown noise, is that another name for farting?
 Robespierre: Brown note, comin' right up
 Not A Bot: His breath now smells like AG... Not sure if good thing.
 WannaBee: Brown nose, white nose. What is the difference?
 jazzjunkie: I don't always listen to noise, but when I do I prefer its spectral density to have a negative dB/decade slope.
 Borm Pumpies: MEN RAIN (Hallelujah)
 Warrax: *prrt*
 Ulillillia: CHOCOLATE RAIN
 barfolomew: PURPLE RAIN
 barfolomew: BROWN RAIN
 lazySolver: i have a similar one that i stole from my sister
Image 241866   04-10-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
484
 
 Bacon Train: @lazySolver Yup!!!
 Dr Awkward: "We're looking at you, SANDAL STEVE"
 Mr. Shine: HEY YOU! READ THE DANG SIGN!
 Otterman: Fight the power
 barfolomew: @WTF they used the left one to make the sign.
 lazySolver: @WTF Ah, i see you are a person of details too
 WTF: This is ok. Only left purple and yellow flip flops are not allowed.
 lazySolver: CLIMBING THE RANKS!
 Christina: Breaking the rules with accuracy.
Image 241865   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
313
 
 Stumpwiz: I've heard of "daddy issues," and this daddy definitely has some issues.
 Christina: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal!
 lazySolver: lol so mushy
Image 241864   04-10-18   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
777
 
 Suburbanmom: God dammit this restaurant is slow....I ordered my chicken three days ago!
 PenguinBartender: Soon, my tasty little friends. Soon.
 funny in the wall: Easter bunny @glenalec
 funy speling: If an egg comes out of a cat, something has gone horribly wrong!
 Urn BooUrn: I KNEW it!!!
 karmakat: so that's how the chicken and the egg started actually?
 Uncle Phil: Something has gone horribly wrong.
 lazySolver: khajiit won't sell wares today caring for the little ones first
 Dr Awkward: Day 6... They definitely know, but I have eaten a lot of birds, so there's that.
Image 241863   04-10-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
469
 
 tib gubb: dude, no. this is way too brutal.
 lazySolver: try buying flowers at 3am
Image 241862   04-10-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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