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10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

10879  jljocque: Light on the sausage.

257791  Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.

257794  Dr Awkward: Turn down for what?

257750  SpaceCow: "I think you're thinking of Pina Colada-burg."

257763  SpaceCow: "Would you like to turn on Sticky Keys?"

257772  SpaceCow: Right about then the speakers start playing Quad City DJs.

257782  SpaceCow: Only cast members of The Omen may pee here. You get out of here, Linda Blair.

257802  happier: Had a bunch of extra letters and space lol. I like it.

257791  Scoo: That would be a shame

257792  SpaceCow: His dissertation was called "You have no chance to graduate."

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257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257650 Spazstatic: UnexpectedBossFight.jpg

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"



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Score:
801
 
 Suburbanmom: God dammit this restaurant is slow....I ordered my chicken three days ago!
 PenguinBartender: Soon, my tasty little friends. Soon.
 funny in the wall: Easter bunny @glenalec
 funy speling: If an egg comes out of a cat, something has gone horribly wrong!
 Urn BooUrn: I KNEW it!!!
 karmakat: so that's how the chicken and the egg started actually?
 Uncle Phil: Something has gone horribly wrong.
 lazySolver: khajiit won't sell wares today caring for the little ones first
 Dr Awkward: Day 6... They definitely know, but I have eaten a lot of birds, so there's that.
Image 241863   04-10-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
469
 
 tib gubb: dude, no. this is way too brutal.
 lazySolver: try buying flowers at 3am
Image 241862   04-10-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
348
 
 Skinr: There's a chemical company named Airgas near my old school, and I always thought... isn't the name a bit redundant?
 Robespierre: Clearly calculated
 Social Vegan: Brown noise.
 dangerkeith3000: They knew what they were doing when they picked that name.
 Uncle Phil: Your son Rip is on line toot.
 Dr Awkward: That's New South Wales for ya! (I literally know nothing about Australia, sorry)
 tib gubb: and prison-style chili
 Warrax: Heh heh heh, butt farts.
Image 241861   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
219
 
 gorilla: Instructions very clear but unable to comply.
 Science: @Hokie333: Pan! Pan! pizza kicks ass.
 Hokie333: Little Caesars is perfectly adequate for the price, as long as you keep your expectations low. It's the Harbor Freight of pizza.
 Skinr: Sauce is on the dance floor, sauce is on the knife...
 Shay: Now this is caused by analgas
 Robespierre: It's Little Seizures - they'll just squeegee it right up and use it anyway
 NO JOKES: Shouldn't have used #241851
 dangerkeith3000: BROWN NOISE
 dobbiesdoogs: the losses amounted to five dollars, which prompted little caesar's to declare bankruptcy
 tib gubb: why don't you cry about it, crybaby
 Side Boob: Just clean up your mess and stop being a whiny little bitch about it.
 WannaBee: It*s the fuck you sauce.
 lazySolver: @Warrax why not? You got a bonus that you won't see the blood
 Warrax: Just don't use whatever that is for lube.
Image 241860   04-10-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
510
 
 lazySolver: @Donut 'but we are so sassy we end up dying before leaving offsprings'
 Donut: "I don't know. How about you stop being endangered so we don't have to spend so much time getting you to have sex, PANDA?"
 Mad Collager: @TurkeyVulture Plus for you for making me think of this!
 Mad Collager: I don't know. Why don't you ask the folks at Fox News?
 Nothing: I can think of a few
 TurkeyVulture: Pandas are agressive and sex crazed.
 tib gubb: this show really gets me
 Mexico: If I knew that, I wouldn't be here.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: watch out when that panda say job he mean hand job after which he gonna kick yo ass!!!
 lazySolver: you need an employee for that
Image 241859   04-10-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
671
 
 brian greene: pointing at the wrong""nutter"
 daisy picker: @DrinkMixMan - METAL as chrome-plated steel!
 Mad Collager: He's a dedicated Wiccan, but he tends to soft-pedal it.
 WannaBee: We at Goth2Boss work with goths in various locations around the UK to bring out their hidden potential by encouraging them to engage in everyday, healthy pursuits such as sport, mixing with other humans, extended laughter sessions and introducing colour to your wardrobe. Just look at these results!
 DrinkMixMan: METAL (it's made of metal)
Image 241858   04-10-18   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
1099
 
 Shay: Weinerville: doggo edition
 VoR: No go
 karmakat: AW! this is so ADORABLE!
Image 241857   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
869
 
 BavidDowie: I approve of this kitteh
 Ulillillia: Minico
 ignatz: Depth Of Floof
Image 241856   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Korrok
Score:
1041
 
 Passive: The purrfect boyfriend
 BavidDowie: f'ing furries
 Mad Collager: So that's the secret. I'm glad someone finally let the cat out of the bag!
 Robespierre: Cut. Ripped. Buff. Cat. That just about says it all.
 Not A Bot: A toilet seat is like a good book: I'm not able to put it down!
 fidelcastro: This. This is why you don't shave cats.
Image 241855   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
215
 
 BavidDowie: same
 Robespierre: @tib gubb The standard right-wing response I get to opinions of mine they don't agree with is "You watch too much TV." No, I do not. If I do watch news, which is rarely, I generally watch BBC World Service. I also read the Independent and a couple of other European and Asian news rags, and from these sources I draw my own opinions. My main beef about Fox News is their apparent sensationalism and boosterism at the cost of facts; at least that's what I've heard about them. Is CNN airing outright false left-leaning propaganda with as much vigour as Fox is working the other side of the aisle? Colour me dubious.
 tib gubb: @Robespierre I consider myself left-of-center, and I don't find Fox News any worse than CNN as far as quality (though Fox has way more op-ed time). Just so much of television time is committed to maintaining a viewing audience that I just can't even anymore.
 Robespierre: Can somebody puh-leeeeeze take a bat to Fox News' collective cranium? Why do they hate America so?
 lazySolver: your amy knows my lela?
 WTF: Kif, I'm asking a question!
 VeeKay: We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And, in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?
 tib gubb: not incidentally, they're also fun to party with
 lazySolver: i want to test that
 WTF: Tucker Carlson always has an expression like he just saw someone eating mayonnaise right out of the jar.
 Nope: What? Cohen's office got raided? Can't lead with that the people gotta hear about Pandas!!!!!!!!
Image 241854   04-10-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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