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268100  VeeKay: For realsies! Saw a non ant version of this and enjoyed it.

268039  Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

268054  Theimposter: The wrong fitting pauldrons hurt my brain...

268113  a robot: That's a cat though

268061  Theimposter: Ahuhhuh-huh!

268071  Theimposter: Omg thats weird.

268114  ThoughtlessGentleman: the eggpocalypse '18 where were you?!

268079  Theimposter: Someone bought 20 gallons of subsidized milk at the store where I work this morning along with 50lbs of subsidized beef. (Yes I know its shameful and am looking for a more ethical job)

268104  Side Boob: He's doing it again, isn't he?

268110  Side Boob: I'll take "Things I didn't need to see" for $500, Alex.

268115  Side Boob: Always need more henchmen.

268103  Not A Bot: It's Paris advertising her hotels

268117  Side Boob: That's just convenient.

268081  charlemagne: @WTF bird hands? I genuinely thought they were tiny pipe cleaner cats

268083  charlemagne: not all who wander are lost

268108  Theimposter: The people look a lot like the cover art on the old Theives World books from the 80s.

268113  Theimposter: Examplemisanthrope.jpg

267482  Mr Bleak: OK, I give up. What the heck is that ass doing there?

268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat @mexican I was in a masters degree program at CSU. Maybe I sat next to one of you at New Belgium or Odell!

268103  Nothing: Please retweet

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9. Spazstatic
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267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!



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Score:
801
 
 Suburbanmom: God dammit this restaurant is slow....I ordered my chicken three days ago!
 PenguinBartender: Soon, my tasty little friends. Soon.
 funny in the wall: Easter bunny @glenalec
 funy speling: If an egg comes out of a cat, something has gone horribly wrong!
 Urn BooUrn: I KNEW it!!!
 karmakat: so that's how the chicken and the egg started actually?
 Uncle Phil: Something has gone horribly wrong.
 lazySolver: khajiit won't sell wares today caring for the little ones first
 Dr Awkward: Day 6... They definitely know, but I have eaten a lot of birds, so there's that.
Image 241863   04-10-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
469
 
 tib gubb: dude, no. this is way too brutal.
 lazySolver: try buying flowers at 3am
Image 241862   04-10-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
348
 
 Skinr: There's a chemical company named Airgas near my old school, and I always thought... isn't the name a bit redundant?
 Robespierre: Clearly calculated
 Social Vegan: Brown noise.
 dangerkeith3000: They knew what they were doing when they picked that name.
 Uncle Phil: Your son Rip is on line toot.
 Dr Awkward: That's New South Wales for ya! (I literally know nothing about Australia, sorry)
 tib gubb: and prison-style chili
 Warrax: Heh heh heh, butt farts.
Image 241861   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
219
 
 gorilla: Instructions very clear but unable to comply.
 Science: @Hokie333: Pan! Pan! pizza kicks ass.
 Hokie333: Little Caesars is perfectly adequate for the price, as long as you keep your expectations low. It's the Harbor Freight of pizza.
 Skinr: Sauce is on the dance floor, sauce is on the knife...
 Shay: Now this is caused by analgas
 Robespierre: It's Little Seizures - they'll just squeegee it right up and use it anyway
 NO JOKES: Shouldn't have used #241851
 dangerkeith3000: BROWN NOISE
 dobbiesdoogs: the losses amounted to five dollars, which prompted little caesar's to declare bankruptcy
 tib gubb: why don't you cry about it, crybaby
 Side Boob: Just clean up your mess and stop being a whiny little bitch about it.
 why the long face: It*s the fuck you sauce.
 lazySolver: @Warrax why not? You got a bonus that you won't see the blood
 Warrax: Just don't use whatever that is for lube.
Image 241860   04-10-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
510
 
 lazySolver: @Donut 'but we are so sassy we end up dying before leaving offsprings'
 Donut: "I don't know. How about you stop being endangered so we don't have to spend so much time getting you to have sex, PANDA?"
 Mad Collager: @TurkeyVulture Plus for you for making me think of this!
 Mad Collager: I don't know. Why don't you ask the folks at Fox News?
 Nothing: I can think of a few
 TurkeyVulture: Pandas are agressive and sex crazed.
 tib gubb: this show really gets me
 Mexico: If I knew that, I wouldn't be here.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: watch out when that panda say job he mean hand job after which he gonna kick yo ass!!!
 lazySolver: you need an employee for that
Image 241859   04-10-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
671
 
 brian greene: pointing at the wrong""nutter"
 daisy picker: @DrinkMixMan - METAL as chrome-plated steel!
 Mad Collager: He's a dedicated Wiccan, but he tends to soft-pedal it.
 kittylitter: We at Goth2Boss work with goths in various locations around the UK to bring out their hidden potential by encouraging them to engage in everyday, healthy pursuits such as sport, mixing with other humans, extended laughter sessions and introducing colour to your wardrobe. Just look at these results!
 DrinkMixMan: METAL (it's made of metal)
Image 241858   04-10-18   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
1099
 
 Shay: Weinerville: doggo edition
 VoR: No go
 karmakat: AW! this is so ADORABLE!
Image 241857   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
869
 
 BavidDowie: I approve of this kitteh
 Ulillillia: Minico
 Porm Munties: Depth Of Floof
Image 241856   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Korrok
Score:
1041
 
 Passive: The purrfect boyfriend
 BavidDowie: f'ing furries
 Mad Collager: So that's the secret. I'm glad someone finally let the cat out of the bag!
 Robespierre: Cut. Ripped. Buff. Cat. That just about says it all.
 Not A Bot: A toilet seat is like a good book: I'm not able to put it down!
 fidelcastro: This. This is why you don't shave cats.
Image 241855   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
215
 
 BavidDowie: same
 Robespierre: @tib gubb The standard right-wing response I get to opinions of mine they don't agree with is "You watch too much TV." No, I do not. If I do watch news, which is rarely, I generally watch BBC World Service. I also read the Independent and a couple of other European and Asian news rags, and from these sources I draw my own opinions. My main beef about Fox News is their apparent sensationalism and boosterism at the cost of facts; at least that's what I've heard about them. Is CNN airing outright false left-leaning propaganda with as much vigour as Fox is working the other side of the aisle? Colour me dubious.
 tib gubb: @Robespierre I consider myself left-of-center, and I don't find Fox News any worse than CNN as far as quality (though Fox has way more op-ed time). Just so much of television time is committed to maintaining a viewing audience that I just can't even anymore.
 Robespierre: Can somebody puh-leeeeeze take a bat to Fox News' collective cranium? Why do they hate America so?
 lazySolver: your amy knows my lela?
 WTF: Kif, I'm asking a question!
 VeeKay: We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And, in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?
 tib gubb: not incidentally, they're also fun to party with
 lazySolver: i want to test that
 WTF: Tucker Carlson always has an expression like he just saw someone eating mayonnaise right out of the jar.
 Nope: What? Cohen's office got raided? Can't lead with that the people gotta hear about Pandas!!!!!!!!
Image 241854   04-10-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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