Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



273430  a robot: humans identified

273410  a robot: Don't go blaming this on no stinkin frog

273395  FabricMan: I blame Wendy's for starting this

273435  Knice: Good fucking god why

272996  Mr Bleak: Tonite, on "When Cat Chess Goes Wrong!!!" we have ...

272996  Mr Bleak: Nip: not even once.

273436  drhenry: I wish you had video of the dog tucking herself in.

273417  Science: I would like to believe that this guy's luggage was lost and he had to make do with what he was wearing when he flew in.

273421  Science: Oh, Kramer...

273025  Mr Bleak: @Joseph Yes, but "hope my fuck* can drown" changes the whole meaning really.

273026  Mr Bleak: Well, she won't do *that* again!

273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. addend
2. tib gubb
3. ignatz
4. Not A Bot
5. Air Biscuit
6. Teechur
7. Side Boob
8. DrNinjaman
9. VoR
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

norgu5 uploaded 273084 (1052 points)
Gonzo uploaded 273109 (908 points)
frenk uploaded 272924 (899 points)
BaconCake uploaded 273051 (890 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (838 points)
Joetato uploaded 273149 (829 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (764 points)
tears as lube uploaded 273082 (762 points)
140bpm uploaded 273040 (754 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (751 points)
Weedheart uploaded 273059 (750 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273236 (744 points)
pig 3 uploaded 273024 (728 points)
desertfox uploaded 273016 (727 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. ChubbyBuddy: 3728 points
 2. E. HONDA: 3139 points
 3. Side Boob: 2394 points
 4. reagan: 2072 points
 5. skunkrocker: 1980 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 1930 points
 7. Never AFK: 1775 points
 8. Mexico: 1724 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1721 points
10. norgu5: 1716 points
11. daver: 1670 points
12. deadwombat: 1637 points
13. shwoarty: 1547 points
14. waffles: 1478 points
15. Shay: 1447 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: J_-Random-Bozo.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 846
Registered users online in past hour: 1846

Average image score (last 24 hours): 329

Total number of comments: 1412077
Total number of images: 273409



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 142610
XP needed for green ranking: 39140
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
434
 
 deeeeeeeez: @Yurishiro if only our wildly irresponsible adult population could secure their guns instead of flossing them on IG...or assuming small childreh couldn't possibly squeeze the trigger of a glock. If kids were killing their siblings with, say, tide pods, we would be summarily banning detergent too. Oh wait...
 deeeeeeeez: @UltraBeverly yep...i mean, this is Asia, where the insane hell bent on mass murder inflict just as much damage with a knife..
 Hyphae: *kicks forlornly at a rock* Aw gee, I wish MY parents sent me to Fuck School...
 San DoDo: I MILL I?
 logan: @UltraBeverly You mean there's a country where children are allowed access to firearms? Well that just sounds idiotic! [obvious yet ignored anti-gun progress commercial begins]
 UltraBeverly: Hilarious, but only when your country doesn't allow children access to firearms (I'm assuming this is Japan).
 deeeeeeeez: Meanwhile in america...472 school districts close indefinitely and eyeglasses must be removed at all major airport security checkpoints...
 barfolomew: Hell yeah he's rad. I'll never be this rad.
Image 241831   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
470
 
 Amy Housewine: Same.
 Morn Bumbies: ...until the red mist sets in.
 Robespierre: Trump administration calling with employment opportunity ... in three, two, one...
 Side Boob: I also fear situations.
Image 241830   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
416
 
 Christina: Fire won't follow you on the water.
 Big Baby: Fire isnt so silly as to put its self out
 Robespierre: That exit looks splooshier than most.
 sparename: Sink or swim or burn
Image 241829   04-10-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
313
 
 itskando: @dangerkeith3000 TIL
 SuedeOxford: Don't worry, Mom. Sneezing cartoon girls are hilarious in Japan.
 itskando: @dangerkeith3000 @Mad Collager if not Dennis Rodman, Dennis Dennis Rodman. Argument invalid.
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 No, waaay too conservatively dressed and coiffed.
 thrilhouse: He likes what he likes.. that ain't so bad
 dangerkeith3000: Is that Dennis Rodman?
 dangerkeith3000: @White Rice I just learned what it means. +1 :o
 White Rice: @Mexico how many people do you think won't know what ahegao means, and are going to learn something they probably had no intention of ever learning today? I'd like if we could keep a tally of that somewhere.
 Mexico: I like anime too, but I'm not going to wear ahegao streetwear.
Image 241828   04-10-18   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
369
 
 rubix1924: Star Hawk
 Not A Bot: ruh ruh ruh ruh reeee peeeeeet
 Robespierre: Consumer converyor
 charlemagne: bonus multiplier activated
 Ulillillia: Neat!
Image 241827   04-10-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
327
 
 lecj07: @Christina Mascot sun.
 Christina: Purple sun.
 lazySolver: i dont wanna get out of bed today
 dangerkeith3000: "Time's are gone for honest men...but sometimes far too long for snakes..."
Image 241826   04-10-18   Uploaded by    lazySolver
Score:
823
 
 Side Boob: Mother Nature is self-harming again?
 Robespierre: Rime, not reason
 demonius: Is Godzilla dry humping a tree during a snowstorm?
 McMuff: The Dire Snow-Caterpillar proceeds to finish the rest of the tree.
 magicmormon: "But over here, we'll have a lovely view of the field, you said. Let's build our nest here, you said!" [Angry, muffled chirping]
Image 241825   04-10-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
397
 
 E. HONDA: Nothing like a tall glass of 5W-30
 trelyate: care for a refreshing drink, fellow human?
 Vorm Gongo: @OldKentuckyShark looks like it already has
 hoobleton: Dont spill it
 charlemagne: comes in original and flavoured
 clueful: Ill pass
 dangerkeith3000: "Refreshing Drink" sounds about as trustworthy as "Fair and Balanced"
 Uncle Phil: @Not A Bot Exxon Brand Dog Fluid.
 Not A Bot: That dog's expression is priceless.
Image 241824   04-10-18   Uploaded by    grace
Score:
642
 
 BavidDowie: Buff Beef
 Beerarchy: I'll pass on furry steak
 Robespierre: Mootant
 Side Boob: Say 'moo' again! I dare you!
 barfolomew: @funny in the wall just wait 'til you get a bite of my fried Pikachu.
 funny in the wall: i recently realized i do not like veal. it was sad day and proof that "the cuter the animal, the better the meat" principle is not universal
Image 241823   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Malkchic
Score:
413
 
 dangerkeith3000: Was Rosemary's baby the result of a Deviled egg?
 Porbo Mellus: Mazda been hungry
Image 241822   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Page 1 ... 3155 3156 3157 3158 3159 3160 3161 ... 27340 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.