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273569  Mentos Pormer: How...uh...whaa?

273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

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273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

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273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this



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 sparename: ALSATIAN-ATian-atian...
 brian greene: arse balls and ankles
Image 241790   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
364
 
 BavidDowie: Potza?
 trelyate: 10 more days!
 lazySolver: No sir, not without a legally binding autorization
 Demon Universe: Thats cute... now give me the rest of my ****ing pizza.
 Janston: Weezza
 Teechur: Hmmm... smoked pizza?
 Sadbot: We get it, you like the leafy parts of carrots
 Chinese Buffet: Nice Octopus Pizza
Image 241789   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
691
 
 dangerkeith3000: All can double as sex toys.
 agger gater: ALL the bonez
Image 241788   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
136
 
 Dr Awkward: @Minnesotan Oh, wow, that's fascinating, if true! I know the swastika is an ancient symbol, but I had been under the impression that the term "swastika" was specific to the Nazi use of it.
 Minnesotan: @Dr Awkward because iirc Swastika Laundry is a Northern Irish laundry service. And they were named that long before the whole nazi thing and just refused to change over it.
 dangerkeith3000: I do Nazi how this could be profitable.
 Donut: An unfortunately shaped vehicle for an unfortunately named company.
 Dr Awkward: Why would this be in English?
 Robespierre: Motor, boys, motor - as Ted Nugent once said. "stormtroopin's coming"
 sumo: @DrinkMixMan The exact opposite my friend.
 DrinkMixMan: They only wash whites
Image 241787   04-10-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
213
 
 apoxia: @jazzjunkie A short black is a shot, usually a long black is two with more water. Very occasionally it is called an Americano. The most common espresso coffee in New Zealand is a flat white. Basically one shot with aerated (but not fluffy milk).
 jazzjunkie: @apoxia @Dr Awkward Is "short black" literally a shot of espresso with nothing in it? Seems redundant to have its own name. (And any aeropress users out there? Stronger than French press, and no sludge at the bottom of your cup!)
 Dr Awkward: @apoxia My deepest apologies on behalf of the dumb fuck American server who thought that was espresso. The term "short blacks" hasn't stuck in the US, presumably because, uh, we have a pretty regrettable history with the term "blacks"
 Dr Awkward: @Sadbot Still hard to recreate good espresso at home, unless you got a real fancy setup. I generally don't pay for drip coffee at coffee shops
 BabyVaccine: Absolutely! Anyway, human resources need to have a wee chat with you this afternoon, so clear your diary for today.
 funny in the wall: @glenalec i wouldn't call myself a fan but it is a catchy tune
 addend: "If you can't make Pop Tarts..."
 Uncle Larry: @funny in the wall - Fortunately I'm not a big enough fan to have that tune on earworm.
 apoxia: @Sadbot Well I did say most, and I'd go for espresso over plunger (what we call French press). I have an espresso machine in my home but only make short blacks as they're the easiest (you probably don't call them that in the US?!?). I once ordered an espresso in a restaurant in the US and they gave me a coffee which was one of those sachets with milk powder and coffee and you mix with boiling water. You'd get hanged, drawn, and quartered if you did that in New Zealand. Why say espresso if you don't do it?
 Sadbot: @apoxia French press at home tastes better than the trendiest of coffee joints, I've found #NotAllAmericans
 apoxia: Some would suggest that most people in America can't make a decent cup of coffee (e.g. dripolator coffee is not good coffee)
 funny in the wall: @glenalec thanks, i'm now going to have the cantina song stuck in my head all day. i was going to type it out but i realized that the results could be any song
 tib gubb: ...you animals
 gggina: Mos Eisley staff tea room.
Image 241786   04-10-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
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 BaconCake: @Yurishiro Its NASAs logo, but with Elon Musks first name. Together the two of them are sending a rocket to the ISS
 lecj07: @Not A Bot I would watch this program.
 lazySolver: can i give your number?
 Not A Bot: Giant Head Limbaugh and Human Lips Horse present: Holy Shit, We Did Too Many Drugs, Seriously, Call My Mom
 a sedated moose: Ol' Musky invent boneless car.
 AceOfSpades: @Yurishiro resistance is futile..
 charmander: I don't get this:(
Image 241785   04-10-18   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
280
 
 cthulhu: @lecj07 I still miss birthday cake Timbits
 lecj07: @Sadbot That's what the riot is about. They announced they will be discontinuing the honey glazed timbits.
 Robespierre: A million miles from sanity, this one is.
 usernamee: @Chaplin your grasp of American history is tenuous, to say the least.
 Shay: @Chaplin You probably haven't been to Vancouver.
 Sadbot: We could be at a Tim Horton's now instead
 tib gubb: not counting hockey riots, of course
Image 241784   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
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 Robespierre: "Now, gimme a Coney, hoomin"
 addend: "No, we just like wearing the hats."
 dobbiesdoogs: rad for that 80's-tastic photo on the wall
Image 241783   04-10-18   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
260
 
 BavidDowie: Beauty of North Korea.
 dangerkeith3000: Beauty of North Korea.
 Mr. Shine: Beauty of North Korea.
 funny in the wall: Beauty of North Korea.
 foreversmug: Beauty of North Korea.
 Mexico: Beauty of North Korea.
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 241782   04-10-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
214
 
 skookaloo: Gna tng pnch frtbx
 Robespierre: And the answer is...
 well duh: ...Trebek!
 cakefizzle: On my way to fondle your manholes.
 sparename: @lecj07 Mebbe he likes the "Fine Young Mandibles"
 lecj07: "Oh my word, 2 fine young men"? I don't get it.
Image 241781   04-10-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
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