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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

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262195 Felicity: 150 percent

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 Derb Cremoble: ALSATIAN-ATian-atian...
 Maft Grupert: arse balls and ankles
Image 241790   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Mirt Plemomple
 Bople Cremombies: Potza?
 Hompo Rempoble: 10 more days!
 Rarm Morpungo: No sir, not without a legally binding autorization
 Trompo Dampongus: Thats cute... now give me the rest of my ****ing pizza.
 Luft Rempungo: Weezza
 Flert Albungo: Hmmm... smoked pizza?
 Mengo Dampumbies: We get it, you like the leafy parts of carrots
 Vuft Grumple: Nice Octopus Pizza
Image 241789   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Vongo Dampuble
 Rerb Horpoble: All can double as sex toys.
 Bown Dampombies: ALL the bonez
Image 241788   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Vengo Plumbies
 Crarm Drumumple: @Minnesotan Oh, wow, that's fascinating, if true! I know the swastika is an ancient symbol, but I had been under the impression that the term "swastika" was specific to the Nazi use of it.
 Damp Morpungo: @Dr Awkward because iirc Swastika Laundry is a Northern Irish laundry service. And they were named that long before the whole nazi thing and just refused to change over it.
 Raft Rempongus: I do Nazi how this could be profitable.
 Lorm Cremombies: An unfortunately shaped vehicle for an unfortunately named company.
 Hango Gromple: Why would this be in English?
 Freng Albungus: Motor, boys, motor - as Ted Nugent once said. "stormtroopin's coming"
 Bang Albongo: @DrinkMixMan The exact opposite my friend.
 Flumpo Grumbies: They only wash whites
Image 241787   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Merm Horpumbies
 Vert Flongus: @jazzjunkie A short black is a shot, usually a long black is two with more water. Very occasionally it is called an Americano. The most common espresso coffee in New Zealand is a flat white. Basically one shot with aerated (but not fluffy milk).
 Cremp Albuble: @apoxia @Dr Awkward Is "short black" literally a shot of espresso with nothing in it? Seems redundant to have its own name. (And any aeropress users out there? Stronger than French press, and no sludge at the bottom of your cup!)
 Thump Grunomple: @apoxia My deepest apologies on behalf of the dumb fuck American server who thought that was espresso. The term "short blacks" hasn't stuck in the US, presumably because, uh, we have a pretty regrettable history with the term "blacks"
 Jampo Grunungus: @Sadbot Still hard to recreate good espresso at home, unless you got a real fancy setup. I generally don't pay for drip coffee at coffee shops
 Flampo Horpuble: Absolutely! Anyway, human resources need to have a wee chat with you this afternoon, so clear your diary for today.
 Puld Fluble: @glenalec i wouldn't call myself a fan but it is a catchy tune
 Lorbo Flongo: "If you can't make Pop Tarts..."
 Murt Flupert: @funny in the wall - Fortunately I'm not a big enough fan to have that tune on earworm.
 Cremp Drumongo: @Sadbot Well I did say most, and I'd go for espresso over plunger (what we call French press). I have an espresso machine in my home but only make short blacks as they're the easiest (you probably don't call them that in the US?!?). I once ordered an espresso in a restaurant in the US and they gave me a coffee which was one of those sachets with milk powder and coffee and you mix with boiling water. You'd get hanged, drawn, and quartered if you did that in New Zealand. Why say espresso if you don't do it?
 Homp Rempongus: @apoxia French press at home tastes better than the trendiest of coffee joints, I've found #NotAllAmericans
 Crift Horpupert: Some would suggest that most people in America can't make a decent cup of coffee (e.g. dripolator coffee is not good coffee)
 Vulm Flumoble: @glenalec thanks, i'm now going to have the cantina song stuck in my head all day. i was going to type it out but i realized that the results could be any song
 Viple Bruble: animals
 Galm Cremongus: Mos Eisley staff tea room.
Image 241786   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Lople Grunongo
 Birm Bruble: @Yurishiro Its NASAs logo, but with Elon Musks first name. Together the two of them are sending a rocket to the ISS
 Gert Grungo: @Not A Bot I would watch this program.
 Freng Drumoble: can i give your number?
 Lingo Rempungo: Giant Head Limbaugh and Human Lips Horse present: Holy Shit, We Did Too Many Drugs, Seriously, Call My Mom
 Vuld Brongo: Ol' Musky invent boneless car.
 Gampo Flumopert: @Yurishiro resistance is futile..
 Vorb Grunopert: I don't get this:(
Image 241785   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Dirm Albungus
 Frorbo Grongus: @lecj07 I still miss birthday cake Timbits
 Frirt Drumungo: @Sadbot That's what the riot is about. They announced they will be discontinuing the honey glazed timbits.
 Mongo Drumoble: A million miles from sanity, this one is.
 Freft Grupert: @Chaplin your grasp of American history is tenuous, to say the least.
 Crarb Plombies: @Chaplin You probably haven't been to Vancouver.
 Flert Rempuble: We could be at a Tim Horton's now instead
 Lengo Broble: not counting hockey riots, of course
Image 241784   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Frimp Dampomple
 Frang Dampoble: "Now, gimme a Coney, hoomin"
 Trongo Plemoble: "No, we just like wearing the hats."
 Merm Flumuble: rad for that 80's-tastic photo on the wall
Image 241783   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Rirbo Cremomple
 Vorm Plungo: PEW PEW
 Pirm Cremomple: BOO!!!
 Trurbo Dampongus: You kids better f#ckin' smile if you ever want to see your families again.
 Gulm Plungo: are they the only country still using Katyusha rocket launchy trucks? they were the pride of the soviet union like 80 years ago
 Frong Albuble: You know, if you keep encouraging your kids to play with toy weapons, they will grow up to be Americans!
 Dungo Rempuble: "You know what? This sucks."
 Rengo Cremombies: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 241782   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Heng Cremungus
 Frelm Albungus: Gna tng pnch frtbx
 Pong Cremumple: And the answer is...
 Huft Brupert: ...Trebek!
 Thoft Rempomple: On my way to fondle your manholes.
 Ping Plumbies: @lecj07 Mebbe he likes the "Fine Young Mandibles"
 Jalm Rempumple: "Oh my word, 2 fine young men"? I don't get it.
Image 241781   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Herm Brongus
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