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249503  Sadbot: "Elon Musk is relatable to me, a low-level IT dork, because he tweets nerd crap and crushes unions" -every low-level IT dork on social medial

249348  Felicity: @Porm Munties What do you mean?

249504  Peter Pantsless: "Boss, I can't come in today."

249504  VeeKay: Socially progressive comment.

249499  Christina: A relationship has ended.

249389  Felicity: @Shay AKA the buzzbomb

249500  Christina: Not spooky.

249501  Christina: Spooky.

249509  OldKentuckyShark: Scotty don't beam me up yet, im taking a shi

249502  Christina: Spooky.

249503  Christina: He sent his car to space.

249504  Christina: Girl on the web, showing her kitten.

249503  a robot: i hate that guy

249486  a robot: @Yam I love when black dogs get the white eyebrows and muzzle, it's so cute :3

249503  square44: if only he was good at making lots of cars

249502  Amy Housewine: Senor Esquelito had his lower jaw replaced by a crustacean and then buried himself up to his neck in the sand. "I HAVE MY REASONS" he testily shouted when asked, and sometimes when not asked also.

249336  Jabberwikket: Graphic insinuates masturbation to prevent heat stroke... or it's calling it that.

249489  Amy Housewine: That cat with strange-looking haunches sure does have a lot of dorits.

249486  Yam: @a robot Shes only around 6 or 7 (rescue, not sure exactly) but has unfortunate/hilarious facial colouration

249493  Amy Housewine: Me, I did.

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249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

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249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

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249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

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 sparename: ALSATIAN-ATian-atian...
 brian greene: arse balls and ankles
Image 241790   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
 BavidDowie: Potza?
 trelyate: 10 more days!
 lazySolver: No sir, not without a legally binding autorization
 Demon Universe: Thats cute... now give me the rest of my ****ing pizza.
 Yurishiro: Weezza
 Teechur: Hmmm... smoked pizza?
 Sadbot: We get it, you like the leafy parts of carrots
 Chinese Buffet: Nice Octopus Pizza
Image 241789   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 dangerkeith3000: All can double as sex toys.
 agger gater: ALL the bonez
Image 241788   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
 Dr Awkward: @Minnesotan Oh, wow, that's fascinating, if true! I know the swastika is an ancient symbol, but I had been under the impression that the term "swastika" was specific to the Nazi use of it.
 Minnesotan: @Dr Awkward because iirc Swastika Laundry is a Northern Irish laundry service. And they were named that long before the whole nazi thing and just refused to change over it.
 dangerkeith3000: I do Nazi how this could be profitable.
 Donut: An unfortunately shaped vehicle for an unfortunately named company.
 Dr Awkward: Why would this be in English?
 Robespierre: Motor, boys, motor - as Ted Nugent once said. "stormtroopin's coming"
 Yurishiro: @DrinkMixMan The exact opposite my friend.
 DrinkMixMan: They only wash whites
Image 241787   04-10-18   Uploaded by    redrex
 apoxia: @jazzjunkie A short black is a shot, usually a long black is two with more water. Very occasionally it is called an Americano. The most common espresso coffee in New Zealand is a flat white. Basically one shot with aerated (but not fluffy milk).
 jazzjunkie: @apoxia @Dr Awkward Is "short black" literally a shot of espresso with nothing in it? Seems redundant to have its own name. (And any aeropress users out there? Stronger than French press, and no sludge at the bottom of your cup!)
 Dr Awkward: @apoxia My deepest apologies on behalf of the dumb fuck American server who thought that was espresso. The term "short blacks" hasn't stuck in the US, presumably because, uh, we have a pretty regrettable history with the term "blacks"
 Dr Awkward: @Sadbot Still hard to recreate good espresso at home, unless you got a real fancy setup. I generally don't pay for drip coffee at coffee shops
 VeeKay: Absolutely! Anyway, human resources need to have a wee chat with you this afternoon, so clear your diary for today.
 funny in the wall: @glenalec i wouldn't call myself a fan but it is a catchy tune
 addend: "If you can't make Pop Tarts..."
 Uncle Larry: @funny in the wall - Fortunately I'm not a big enough fan to have that tune on earworm.
 apoxia: @Sadbot Well I did say most, and I'd go for espresso over plunger (what we call French press). I have an espresso machine in my home but only make short blacks as they're the easiest (you probably don't call them that in the US?!?). I once ordered an espresso in a restaurant in the US and they gave me a coffee which was one of those sachets with milk powder and coffee and you mix with boiling water. You'd get hanged, drawn, and quartered if you did that in New Zealand. Why say espresso if you don't do it?
 Sadbot: @apoxia French press at home tastes better than the trendiest of coffee joints, I've found #NotAllAmericans
 apoxia: Some would suggest that most people in America can't make a decent cup of coffee (e.g. dripolator coffee is not good coffee)
 funny in the wall: @glenalec thanks, i'm now going to have the cantina song stuck in my head all day. i was going to type it out but i realized that the results could be any song
 tib gubb: animals
 gggina: Mos Eisley staff tea room.
Image 241786   04-10-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
 Felicity: @Yurishiro Its NASAs logo, but with Elon Musks first name. Together the two of them are sending a rocket to the ISS
 lecj07: @Not A Bot I would watch this program.
 lazySolver: can i give your number?
 Not A Bot: Giant Head Limbaugh and Human Lips Horse present: Holy Shit, We Did Too Many Drugs, Seriously, Call My Mom
 a sedated moose: Ol' Musky invent boneless car.
 ignatz: @Yurishiro resistance is futile..
 Yurishiro: I don't get this:(
Image 241785   04-10-18   Uploaded by    champeen
 Felicity: @lecj07 I still miss birthday cake Timbits
 lecj07: @Sadbot That's what the riot is about. They announced they will be discontinuing the honey glazed timbits.
 Robespierre: A million miles from sanity, this one is.
 VeeKay: @Chaplin your grasp of American history is tenuous, to say the least.
 Shay: @Chaplin You probably haven't been to Vancouver.
 Sadbot: We could be at a Tim Horton's now instead
 tib gubb: not counting hockey riots, of course
Image 241784   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Chaplin
 Robespierre: "Now, gimme a Coney, hoomin"
 addend: "No, we just like wearing the hats."
 dobbiesdoogs: rad for that 80's-tastic photo on the wall
Image 241783   04-10-18   Uploaded by    romangreek
 BavidDowie: PEW PEW
 dangerkeith3000: BOO!!!
 Mr. Shine: You kids better f#ckin' smile if you ever want to see your families again.
 funny in the wall: are they the only country still using Katyusha rocket launchy trucks? they were the pride of the soviet union like 80 years ago
 foreversmug: You know, if you keep encouraging your kids to play with toy weapons, they will grow up to be Americans!
 Mexico: "You know what? This sucks."
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 241782   04-10-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
 skookaloo: Gna tng pnch frtbx
 Robespierre: And the answer is...
 well duh: ...Trebek!
 Yurishiro: On my way to fondle your manholes.
 sparename: @lecj07 Mebbe he likes the "Fine Young Mandibles"
 lecj07: "Oh my word, 2 fine young men"? I don't get it.
Image 241781   04-10-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
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