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273328  Mr Mumble: kid's gonna have ulcers by junior high

273355  Nope: Vacations are good for the soul

273346  Greek Fire: @Sage Or you can fill them with real blood when something goes horribly wrong.

273349  a robot: No, the dog is sad about your terrible whacking off skills

273306  AlexDeLarge: @Christina so he can draw her like one of his French girls

273354  Sadbot: Get corned, son

273354  Shay: @Littlecraftywolf CORN ARE KNICE

273359  tane: Take THAT neon guns! *high fives self*

273356  ignatz: This was one of the few redeeming features of this place (More London, owned by a Saudi wealth fund) but they bricked it in cos mobile phone users kept twisting their ankles :(

273352  tib gubb: damn, i just changed this underwear

273340  Springbok: snrt snort

273360  ignatz: Well, he got a laugh, even if he was only throwing all his toys out of the pram

273346  trelyate: @FabricMan some of them are for smuggling illegal substances

273352  Sadbot: Does she have one where she talks about 2 shots of Ol' Grandad? Asking for a friend

273351  Sadbot: Sup @ArmyStrang

273346  ignatz: The BAD button is for crap like this

273351  ignatz: This is a pretty good one of these..

273346  Mr. Butt: RAD for The Official Podcast!

273296  ignatz: @charlemagne Welp, looks like they chose the wrong day to quit milk.

273352  Minnesotan: SUBSCRIBE

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273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272957 Passive: Who hearted?? "Uh.. it was the dog...."

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

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 Dr Awkward: Unless it's a rooster or other animal that has more testosterone than brain. I have a scar on my hand from 2009 from our old rooster who spurred me while I was lowering in some feed for him and the hens.
 Ulillillia: Cats are nice.
 lolnotrly: I don*t know, I*m very nice to my cats and they are still jerks.
 NoRagrets: The world would be a great place if it wasnt for all the people.
 hoobleton: People are, for the most part, awful.
Image 241739   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 lecj07: He don't give a duck.
 sparename: Modernising the Banana Splits
Image 241738   04-09-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
 Robespierre: I would say that at least half of the population of Las Vegas smokes meth; so my answer is Yes. But what's up with the hypodermic, anyway?
 Side Boob: How much meth can a vegan smoke before telling others they are vegan?
 xylophone: I'm not sure but they sure are @Annoying
 Whatever: Im pretty sure that news person on Fox has oversampled the meth to make it through the broadcast
 Dr Awkward: @Minnesotan Do I have to wait until 10 to find out?
 Shay: Do blondes have more fun? Also, fighting frizzies at 9.
 Minnesotan: does the pope eat chimichangas?
 jochenau: Most drugs probably are vegan, I guess...
 a robot: Why does it matter?
 IM AN ASSHOLE: No idea. Fox obviously does, though.
Image 241737   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Weather
 Mr Bleak: @Whatever And the cookbook! Don't forget the cookbook, or you won't get gourmet results.
 Robespierre: But will it flash-fry a cow in ninety seconds; that's what I want to know.
 Science: For when you really need that extra one minute and thirty seconds.
 sparename: I just thought... there must be a way to do noodles in a toaster-bag.. all that water and electricity should work together well
 Whatever: Seriously if youre on a ramen diet, can you afford this luxury item?
 sparename: all those seconds will add up, you know
Image 241736   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
 morrissey: Taken? Like Prisoner? Hostage? For granted? For a ride?
 jazzjunkie: I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage called the blood of the exploited working class - but they've overcome their shyness, now they're calling me Your Highness, And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"
 square44: should have only been nice to animals
Image 241735   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Snowta: thinkin bout thos dads
 Ulillillia: Especially if they're hot
Image 241734   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 Mr Bleak: @trelyate Hmmmm ... that gives me an idea for a movie ...
 Robespierre: Wilmette Catholic boys...
 satoshi: He still looks good
 Shay: He did show up out of nowhere to bartend, but I don't think the part about RZA and GZA is true.
 trelyate: he keeps repeating the same drink over and over like he's stuck in some sort of time loop
Image 241733   04-09-18   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
 Ulillillia: "Help, my human has a robot stuck on his face"
Image 241732   04-09-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
 Spazstatic: Paint me like one of your French bulldogs.
 Drunk Orc: Upward facing dog?
Image 241731   04-09-18   Uploaded by    togboat
 Mr Bleak: Although it was difficult to leave his new shopping list at home, George found it awkward to get down the aisles with the trolley as well.
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