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268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

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10. Annoying Vegan



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (751 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (709 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 3. Zaxxoff: 2523 points
 4. Shay: 2018 points
 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1628 points
 8. beyardo: 1584 points
 9. Sydney: 1578 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1553 points
11. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
12. poetrysucks: 1535 points
13. frenk: 1527 points
14. MrBoffo: 1514 points
15. wolfskin: 1451 points
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 dangerkeith3000: @WTF No, I'm pretty sure that's Big Bird.
 WTF: Is that Dinah Shore?
Image 241649   04-09-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
Image 241648 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Taters. We'll pray for you, Taters.
Score:
656
 
 realjon: What happened to the old Quiznos spokesperson?
 dangerkeith3000: Quiznos tastes a lot better to me than Subway does. I think it's the bread. Anyways, RAD for not screwing any kids.
 Christina: Better than Jared Fogle #189252.
 Dr Awkward: Quiznos: we toast our sandwiches and roast our competition
Image 241647   04-09-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
229
 
 Dr Awkward: I'm eating an omelette as I read this. Now I'm thinking about cloacas. Thanks internet.
 Robespierre: You learn something new every day on The Internet
Image 241646   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
281
 
 SpaceCow: I'd wait for the unrated cut that has seventy more minutes of weed humor.
 Robespierre: @FabricMan IMNSHO, most things that get tarred with the epithet "humour" aren't especially funny
 FabricMan: I just watched his Alzheimer's charity special last night. I'm embarrassed it took me as long as it did to realize he's not especially funny
 Bacon Train: @Mr. Butt Oh sorry! I meant MISTER beautiful peoplebutt!
 barfolomew: @Mr. Butt I think they called you a beautiful person.
 Mr. Butt: THE FUCK YOU CALL ME!?
Image 241645   04-09-18   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
239
 
 Passive: Oh I thought he said he wouldn't
 Passive: This guy has a lot of friends and a fulfilling life.
 dangerkeith3000: Your hat is stupid.
 Robespierre: @barfolomew "(stupid git)"
 barfolomew: Yeah, yeah. "Oh, I'm sorry, this is abuse."
 Side Boob: No you won't
 Mentos Pormer: Arguing is stupid. Change my mind.
Image 241644   04-09-18   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
126
 
 Robespierre: That's going to be rather difficult
 FarmerWalk: In bed?
Image 241643   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
869
 
 Robespierre: "I shall grant you three wishes, hoomin ... as long as each of those wishes has something to do with feeding me"
 Ulillillia: Radico
 barfolomew: The dog and I have some serious concerns about your performance.
Image 241642   04-09-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Image 241641 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Stom Premben. We'll pray for you, Stom Premben.
Score:
771
 
 Malkchic: A beautiful marshmallowy boy
 wolfpk: I would react that way too, if someone woke me up from dead sleep!
 raditzu: A baby seal walks into a club... oh...
 james: I need to find this. I need to bring this home with me. *grabs backpack*
 Christina: So beautiful!
 Mr. Shine: *pets*
 WTF: A Puffin!
Image 241640   04-09-18   Uploaded by    claphands
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