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268233  BavidDowie: A good scientist tries to reproduce her results

268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Shay
5. Not A Bot
6. Dr Awkward
7. wolfpk
8. Felicity
9. ignatz
10. VeeKay



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.



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NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)


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10. withak: 1651 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1514 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1428 points
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Score:
386
 
 wolfpk: So, where are the Scobby snack?
 Dominus Umbrae: I cant read it without my glasses
 Scoo: Yes, most ruts are rough
 TwoChewbaccas: We'd better split up, gang.
 dobbiesdoogs: voting in a dog as mayor was funny at first but things quickly got out of hand
Image 241548   04-08-18   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
355
 
 Robespierre: Beauty Of That Place There
Image 241547   04-08-18   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
497
 
 Korrok: There's nothing about this I don't like....
 TwoChewbaccas: I thought her name was Diane?
Image 241546   04-08-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
924
 
 MasterTwig: Wow. They switched sides! Amazing!
 Ignatius: Is that the same toy too? :-)
Image 241545   04-08-18   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
Score:
214
 
 waffles: Jesus paul what did you eat?!
 sparename: It's easier to strike a match - and set fire to the curtains..
Image 241544   04-08-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Image 241543 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by booger. Boo, booger.
Score:
249
 
 Jolly Well: They all sound gross!
 wolfpk: @glenalec Just default to ghost peppers of Carolina reapers
 White Rice: @glenalec that can be pretty bothersome (and costly, if making things at home; some sauces are prohibitively expensive). I can taste it, I just have a really high tolerance for spicy things too. A fun sauce I found a while back is called "Flashbang" (yeah, like the grenade, woo 'merica) and its like $20 for a little 2oz vial of the stuff (more if you go for the novelty container, because spicy things always need novelty added in). It was pretty tasty, and had a nice, lingering heat to it.
 salmiakki: @White Rice - I, apparently, have a high pepper-resistance. I have to load up the stuff until the server is asking 'are you sure' just to taste the stuff! It would be good if I was trying to prove my machismo, but generally it is just annoying.
 AstoriaBum: Yeah, but math, tho...
 White Rice: Oh, its just Famous Dave's insanity sauce, it isn't THAT hot.
 Butcherboy: Just the pickled eggs look good. Why duck with them
 Yam: Okay
Image 241542   04-08-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Image 241541 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by carlin. Boo, carlin.
Score:
418
 
 Wooden Spoon: @VeeKay: I agree with you and Larry David on this one.
 wolfpk: To where, Chucky Cheese?
 FarmerWalk: What is this 'out' you speak of? (and what is 'friends'? :-/ )
 Yam: Yeah, I never want to go out
 Not A Bot: Classy!
 VeeKay: @Felicity Introvert thing. Only thing better than making plans is having the plans cancelled (and you not doing the cancelling!)
 VeeKay: I feel sad for that little girl.
 Prombom: @Felicity just human nature
 NonRhetorical: Is this a Millennial thing? Having a problem making a commitment? Or an introvert thing?
Image 241540   04-08-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
486
 
 VeeKay: @sparename Damn the Common Agriculture Policy!
 Science: And with the next slice, they all fall on the floor
 lecj07: @a robot the sausage ones are amazing. Mildly spiced sausage in a sweet buttery dough with a bit of cheese.
 sparename: @VeeKay I remember when all you could see were sprawling mountains of cheese, butter and beef and the glistening lakes of milk and wine
 a robot: Right above this image I see an ad for Butter Maid Bakery dot com where you can apparently buy homemade Kolachi rolls. This is not a thing I had ever heard of before but they do look delicious
 VeeKay: @sparename Interesting memory jog there!
 sparename: European Butter Mountain
 Greifer: schoen butter
Image 241539   04-08-18   Uploaded by    Weedheart
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