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273569  Kaviri: How you doin' lizard breath?

273589  robocop: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273569  Mentos Pormer: How...uh...whaa?

273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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Score:
450
 
 San DoDo: Would swirl again.. and don't call me Shirley
 Ulillillia: Beauty of North Korea.
 Whatever: The light pollution is pretty bad in Central Park at this time of year
Image 241392   04-07-18   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Score:
420
 
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: Looks like that patient needs an Elon Musk, stat!
 San DoDo: This :,D
 dangerkeith3000: Bad design. Most solar powered stuff receives more energy during daylight than it needs, so can last well through the night. On the other hand, if this were winter near the poles....he dead.
 Whatever: Obviously he would breathe easier if it was powered by clean coal
Image 241391   04-07-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
626
 
 Malkchic: Feed the boy treats
Image 241390   04-07-18   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
274
 
 Robespierre: Gimme A Squiff o' Jif(c)
 Ulillillia: It's pronounced yiff.
 Warrax: I love you from my head to-ma-peanutbutterjar.
 dangerkeith3000: Even mom's that aren't choosey choose Jif
 sparename: "It's fresh! - the seal is intact"
 tib gubb: #yolo
 Annoying Vegan : Its pronounced .gif.
 Whatever: To be fair, there was a giant gross spider on the lid, so this was a reasonable solution
Image 241389   04-07-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
670
 
 sparename: Wriggly doglet
 WotGives: This is four pictures of a dog taken sequentially at intervals too great to properly convery motion.
Image 241388   04-07-18   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
843
 
 Wooden Spoon: @dobbiesdoogs: same
 grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs tweek
 San DoDo: Trust fall exercise, never again
 Robespierre: Levitation IS freaky.
 Ulillillia: Why do cats show off their soft bellies if they don't want us to touch them :(
 sparename: Ultimate carpet slug
 tib gubb: the fearsome predator lies in waiting
 dobbiesdoogs: time to go to sleep...shit, i started thinking about how easy it could have been that none of this ever existed...just a few thousand miles closer to the sun, thinner atmosphere, weaker magnetic field, and all that means no trees, no birds, no dinosaurs, no pyramids, no lovely autumn days, no honda civics or calvin and hobbes comics, no wizard of oz or dairy queen, and oh god it's all an accident we're all just a big cosmic accident riding around on a rock and it could all end tomorrow by an errant gamma ray or an ill-advised tweet or who knows what and then it's going to be oblivion forever and ever and no one will ever know any of this was ever here or that i was ever here so am i really actually here and fuck fuck fuck
Image 241387   04-07-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
444
 
 San DoDo: 4 soon
 Robespierre: Tide Pods of the Short Forest
 waaaaaat: Invasion of the Pod People.
Image 241386   04-07-18   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
471
 
 Not A Bot: Is this a test of the new grainy picture switcherino?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: wheres my invitation to this orgy?!
 Jabberwikket: IT, takes a village
Image 241385   04-07-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
214
 
 dangerkeith3000: for me to poop on!
 Whatever: Failure is not an option here
 sparename: Transparent to mops
Image 241384   04-07-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
588
 
 Mr Bleak: When this baby hit 88 miles per hour, Marty saw some serious shit.
 Bacon Train: @Warrax who are you
 San DoDo: It randomly uncoils while driving
 Mad Collager: Must've sped around too many hairpin turns.
 Warrax: I hope you were wearing a helmet.
 sparename: Twisted Speedster
Image 241383   04-07-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
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