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272307  celtic: Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

272304  Christina: @sir toke a lot They mean it must be deaf on the left ear.

272318  Christina: Looks like incest.

272320  Christina: Could have lost more if he enroled to a gym.

272321  Christina: Does this work as effectively as penis enlargement.

272321  Greifer: yes, i'm a surgeon

272254  Spazstatic: @Not A Bot you're learning!

272260  Spazstatic: I wish.

272330  james: More nationality than ethnic.

272303  dangerkeith3000: How has it not popped?

272305  dangerkeith3000: From everyone I know who wears rompers, this is 100% true.

272309  dangerkeith3000: Nature's dental floss.

272319  dangerkeith3000: bad.jpg

272274  Spazstatic: @Air Biscuit that's when you unzip the knees to get ventilation.

272318  dangerkeith3000: The Hibberts don't look related. They are just both black. RACIST!

272314  Not A Bot: No porn should be this delicious!

272092  Mr Bleak: @Whatever And I'll be in t' shoebox in t' middle o' road.

272318  Shay: Flintstone Kids did it first.

272290  charlemagne: our special relationship is based on telling each other secrets, making up our own language, and killing cats out in the back yard

272098  Mr Bleak: I didn't know my wife knitted for them as well.

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272205 Terrh: Classy...

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.



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Score:
438
 
 Vault Dweller: Bob Belcher
 dangerkeith3000: Somebody bout to be killed.
 barfolomew: Wooo!
Image 241253   04-06-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
64
 
 Mr. Shine: Nobody liked Tallscreen.(tm)
Image 241252   04-06-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
714
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: "My eyes are up here... you will have to take my word for it."
 Peach: Queen
 dangerkeith3000: Let me see your eyes, baby.
 grizzly: Those glasses, though.
Image 241251   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
286
 
 Mr Bleak: @sparename Brain failure: it was the other way round: Kate Allcock married Jonathon Bliss :doh:
 Mr Bleak: @sparename There is a British day time TV show called "Bargain Hunt" where one of the experts was named "Kate Bliss". Fortunately, when she married "Mr Allcock" they decided not to hyphenate...
 Jak: Thank you for clarifying that. Otherwise, you know everybody would be thinking it
 Urn BooUrn: Life hack: Rather than choosing to change your name or take his, marry someone with the same name and do both.
 FireBreathingMarmot: They were wearing the snazzy, bright purple PURITY wristbands they got at church youth group.
 dangerkeith3000: Hey hey hey...now fellas, Miller is a very popular name.
 Ulillillia: I'm guessing this was a region of the country where that had to be specified
 grizzly: This my cous...I mean wife, Augusta.
 tib gubb: whatever helps you sleep at night
 sparename: At least they didn't double-barrel and become the Miller-Millers (on the wall?)
 Knice: Yeah, suuuure...
Image 241250   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
261
 
 Kaviri: Horny Hornbag, at your service.
 TrumpyTrump: @Felicity Attorneys at law
 balloon: Norks, nunga, and smoo
 dobbiesdoogs: @WannaBee ah, the smoo show
 hapi papi: @sparename @OldKentuckyShark Smoo is a bad word the baby kept saying in an episode of Dinosaurs.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I'll get this tattooed on my scrotum so i dont forget. thanks.
 tib gubb: heh, "Dickie"
 Teechur: And the rooster crows, "Penis-a-doodle-doo!"
 tib gubb: well ain't this a jim dandy
 carpwoman: Signed John Dickie.
 Mad Collager: So, I guess posters about aquatic mammals, owls and threaded fasteners must be hard to advertise for.
 carpwoman: Signed John Dickie.
 Ulillillia: "Semi-Aquatic Dam-Building Mammals: A Documentary"
 sparename: @OldKentuckyShark Norks are just boobies but even I don't know nunga and smoo... Though I heard a tale of a student working with the "censoring" button on a radio talk-show who was given a similar list but when a caller referred to a participant as a "cunt-bubble" he allowed that through because it wasn't on the list...
 Knice: @OldKentuckyShark You perv.
 neutron: Norks? Nunga? Smoo?
Image 241249   04-06-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
531
 
 Kaviri: One of my highschool teachers used to go on and on about this million dollar idea he had. He eventually told us what it was: Chocolate gum.
 E. HONDA: If only I knew this 20 years ago
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur *takes off glasses dramatically* "Mother of God . . . ."
 dangerkeith3000: Is he tryna milk titties and put it into a squeeze bottle?
 Starky15: @tib gubb. Weed....in a squeeze bottle
 Nope: Isnt this the guy who invented bitcoin?!
 mrdiron: So wait, how does the Heinz Automato fit into this?
 tib gubb: also this guy: "i smoked so much god damn weed last night"
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Oooooooooohhhh!
 Teechur: What about a squeeze-bottle.... WITH WHEELS?
Image 241248   04-06-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
601
 
 Kaviri: When you drop ten grand on a gilly suit.
 savvoy: This elaborate camouflage allows the beast to sneak up on tiny, oblivious crustaceans
Image 241247   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
206
 
 Science: @Teechur: Agreed - worst burger chain ever. Best spicy chicken sandwich, however.
 Kaviri: Grease.
 superfudge: Arby s
 dangerkeith3000: @looch @Teechur Yeah and they are assholes, too.
 looch: @Teechur Oh you beat me =(
 looch: Chick-fil-A
 FabricMan: McD. All the others are competing for 2nd worst
 ThoughtlessGentleman: wheat is murder.
 Nope: Wendy's BUNS ARE ROUND! MEAT SHOULD BE ROUND TOO
 tib gubb: this isn't fair. they're all the worst
 Teechur: Chick-fil-A
 savvoy: Arby's
 Minnesotan: dairy queen
Image 241246   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
832
 
 Kaviri: If I trucks, I fucks.
 dangerkeith3000: I love these.
 tib gubb: here's a religion i can get behind
 a robot: Kenny Loggins died for your sins
Image 241245   04-06-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
657
 
 Kaviri: @Mr. Shine I agree, it's a fantastic cover
 Mr. Shine: @Kaviri It's a great album, but I honestly bought it just because I heard him play Black Hole Sun on the Bob & Tom Show, and was amazed.
 Kaviri: @Mr. Shine Be right back, I'm going to go grab a chicken, and put it back.
 Mr. Shine: @dangerkeith3000 @fanny Peter Frampton plays an amazing instrumental version of that song on his album Fingerprints.
 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Oh, fanny, you just let my love of Soundgarden out, and I just don't know if I can contain it!
 fanny: *ahem* Black hole sun Won't you come And wash away the rain? Black hole sun Won't you come Won't you come Won't you come?
Image 241244   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Capital
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