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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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 Doft Flumongus: Asian Tina Belcher
 Fluwn Dampopert: @jochenau glad I could help :-)
 Flort Flumbies: @Sandor Some students asked me for the English translation of Japanese "uupaaruupaa" took a bit for me to figure out what kind of animal they were talking about but "axolotl" seems to be correct :D
 Trompo Flumuble: Rad for axolotl
Image 241243   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Flaple Plemungo
 Virt Flungo: Tactical
 Dert Morpuble: I knew it!
Image 241242   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Hiwn Plemoble
 Criwn Grunungus: well this is pleasant
 Mempo Plomple: If you look close enough you can see a second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Image 241241   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Freft Flumumbies
 Meft Plungo: i don't normally like ducks; but this one has a jib cut that i can appreciate
Image 241240   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Hengo Flumongo
 Pong Grupert: this is so cheap. any decent picture of a cat can get rads. *rads*
 Thongo Rempungus: So how do we kill this mouse?
 Gurm Drumopert: Well aren't you just precious!
Image 241239   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Bango Rempumple
 Theft Plemongus: *proceeds to hammer nail with phone*
 Fleft Flumopert: Stupid shit iPhone users do.
 Guft Flongo: She skipped breakfast and now only 2 of her victims will drown. Big Jimmy is going to have to send someone else to finish the other two witnesses off.
Image 241238   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Barbo Alboble
 Jert Gropert: Haiju kaiju
 Lurb Plupert: I re mon.
Image 241237   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Themp Morpongus
 Fruwn Pluble: youre beautiful in every single way...
 Frurb Horpungo: o/ Could you be, the most beautiful toad in the world? o/
Image 241236   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Frown Grungo
 Durt Horpuble: Beauty of Japan
 Rople Dampuble: Careful what you put in that coin slot.
 Rorm Pluble: @Butcherboy I'm thinking either something along the lines of those bush-person street performers (jump out & scare unsuspecting passers-by for humorous effect) or as true urban camouflage (being followed by someone creepy? Hurry around a corner, put the shell up, wait for them to pass)
 Trempo Horpupert: @Butcherboy To haz all the yen
 Rert Brupert: dominoes
 Demp Plungo: So whats their end game?
Image 241235   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Tremp Flumungus
 Mimpo Morpuble: I was really expecting this to rhyme.
 Flild Broble: Too. many, commas, is confusing, me.
 Deld Flumuble: @Sadpygmy Isn't a free hot dog enough for you?
 Flurb Flumongo: Can I have ketchup on it?
 Frump Horpongo: @WTF while i do appreciate the caricature, i have personally seen a pretty stiff wave of unskilled, non-english-speaking immigrants come into my home state from california, thinking that there is some kind of gigantic handout waiting for them if they give us the good grace of parking their butts here. it's a misunderstanding of available resources, and quite a burden for those who would rather educate than simply deny and deport
 Frewn Cremombies: @kazzy94 @barfolomew a free kosher hot dog
 Gort Albongo: @tib gubb If it was there would be ICE agents around back waiting to deport anyone looking to get their free hotdog "entitlement".
 Frimpo Morpuble: if this is trump's america, sign me the fuck up
 Fringo Cremungus: @barfolomew a free hotdog
 Hango Plupert: maybe this is how that cat that saved up to buy all the hotdogs filled that empty feeling he had inside
 Pong Rempungus: @kazzy94 a hot dog?
 Vengo Plemombies: It's what Jesus would want.
Image 241234   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Fringo Gropert
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