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273328  Mr Mumble: kid's gonna have ulcers by junior high

273355  Nope: Vacations are good for the soul

273346  Greek Fire: @Sage Or you can fill them with real blood when something goes horribly wrong.

273349  a robot: No, the dog is sad about your terrible whacking off skills

273306  AlexDeLarge: @Christina so he can draw her like one of his French girls

273354  Sadbot: Get corned, son

273354  Shay: @Littlecraftywolf CORN ARE KNICE

273359  tane: Take THAT neon guns! *high fives self*

273356  ignatz: This was one of the few redeeming features of this place (More London, owned by a Saudi wealth fund) but they bricked it in cos mobile phone users kept twisting their ankles :(

273352  tib gubb: damn, i just changed this underwear

273340  Springbok: snrt snort

273360  ignatz: Well, he got a laugh, even if he was only throwing all his toys out of the pram

273346  trelyate: @FabricMan some of them are for smuggling illegal substances

273352  Sadbot: Does she have one where she talks about 2 shots of Ol' Grandad? Asking for a friend

273351  Sadbot: Sup @ArmyStrang

273346  ignatz: The BAD button is for crap like this

273351  ignatz: This is a pretty good one of these..

273346  Mr. Butt: RAD for The Official Podcast!

273296  ignatz: @charlemagne Welp, looks like they chose the wrong day to quit milk.

273352  Minnesotan: SUBSCRIBE

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273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272957 Passive: Who hearted?? "Uh.. it was the dog...."

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:



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 Dick Inspector: Ready for those blast beats
 sorghum: Yeah he*s about to lose his thumb
 savvoy: I like it. I see the potential for mayhem.
Image 241233   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
274
 
 Prostata: "He says he's a Nigerian prince and needs to move a lot of money!"
 Robespierre: Philippines, guaranteed.
 dangerkeith3000: Everything's fine.
 WTF: It sucks to be those guys... some are stuck using CRT monitors.
 carpwoman: Hell, the only reflection of the desk would be it's underside.
 carpwoman: Hell, the only reflection of the desk would be it's underside.
 carpwoman: Nice try but fake. That arm would not be reflected in the water as the desk would block it.
 RiderFan: Water-cooled PC.
 Urn BooUrn: Gotta have priorities.
 sparename: Some computer studies pupils during a "soak-test"
Image 241232   04-06-18   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
393
 
 redrex: @Peach That is beautiful!
 Peach: youtube.com/…
 Telkwa: Didn't Ali TKO him in the 14th?
 Not A Bot: try shaking the paper
 DrinkMixMan: @dobbiesdoogs Level 9: Tossed Salad and Scrambled Egg Zone
 Ulillillia: Gotta psychoanalyze fast
 Scoo: Cappuccino, Darjeeling, FRASIER?!
 dobbiesdoogs: sonic and knuckles and tossed salads and scrambled eggs
Image 241231   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
350
 
 Mr Bleak: @WTF He won't shoot Frosty because snow is not black...
 zip file: Police! Freeze!
 Chest Rockwell: @WTF Not likely. Frosty is white.
 WTF: (Shoots Frosty because he mistook the corn cob pipe for an AR-15)
 Psymon: The diversion worked!
Image 241230   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
614
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Do or do not do; there is no try.
 Stumpwiz: @savvoy, maybe the accident was caused by failure to close the foils.
 savvoy: Shopped. X-wings close the s-foils during landing.
 Side Boob: Seems legit
Image 241229   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Stumpwiz
Score:
428
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm guessing this is a standard Australian "dunny" so you can spot poisonous spiders hiding under the rim...
 Dick Inspector: In Germany the toilets often have shelves inside the bowl so you can inspect the product...
 brian greene: i can see where your going with this
 White Rice: @barfolomew we've been over this before: everything is a sex thing.
 fanny: manufactured by I.C.U.P toilet corp.
 Beef Supreme: I want to christen that bowl after a Taco Bell run.
 barfolomew: Like, this is a sex thing somehow, I just know it.
 Stumpwiz: Helps if you're worried about snakes, alligators, 'n stuff.
 Scoo: Oh, you ain't seen shit yet!
 Mad Collager: An exceptionally tidy bowl
 barfolomew: All right, who's the genius who came up with this. I want to have a few words.
Image 241228   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
303
 
Image 241227   04-06-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
218
 
 jochenau: Lisa Frank in the Land Before Time
Image 241226   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
222
 
 parrotsnest: (-L-2
 Butcherboy: I can dig it
 highdra: 5-1-(
 Shay: Sorry bub, those are moonpies.
Image 241225   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
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