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273569  Mentos Pormer: How...uh...whaa?

273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.



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Score:
585
 
 Teechur: These cats ain't spoonin', they're forkin'.
Image 241203   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
648
 
 Mr Bleak: It's all ok - the baby is the designated driver.
 sumo: Especially, don't let your angry baby boy drive!
 PenguinBartender: "Don't drive angry!"
Image 241202   04-06-18   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
514
 
 BaconCake: Im Mr. Bucket, you put your balls in my head!
 huskyboy: Stop, drop, shut em down open up shop
 Derp Herpigan: The driver: #241202
Image 241201   04-06-18   Uploaded by    queezy farm
Score:
445
 
 Spazstatic: @Derp Herpigan It was intentional. #57352
 UltraBeverly: I too like to put my boy syrup on pancakes.
 tehghost: The raised eyebrow tells us the mascot is in on the joke //smashcut to room 237 footage
 barfolomew: Hey you kids, settle down in there.
 Hyphae: @kazzy94 "Yeah! Girl Molasses"
 kazzy94: And try our new Yeah Girl molasses!
 Ulillillia: Have a seat, right over there.
 Derp Herpigan: Punctuation is! everything
Image 241200   04-06-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
472
 
 Disclosure: "Everything looks better with googly ey-" "shut up, hoomin."
Image 241199   04-06-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
323
 
 iamthewalrus: The thought of social interaction makes him break out in hives
 mrmrmr: Aww I can relate
 Ulillillia: buttbee
 Micro Jackson: Just bee cool
Image 241198   04-06-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
529
 
 Christina: Romantic.
 Ulillillia: @Not A Bot RIP pupper :(
 Not A Bot: It makes sense that we have smaller t.eeth when we have smaller jaws, with bigger ones coming in as we grow. It's sad that this child died, though. :(
 Micro Jackson: Suave
Image 241197   04-06-18   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
47
 
 Rachelina: Anyone else feeling... (pauses for effect) aroused
 boozer: 5 hours endless possibilities!
 Ulillillia: Marsupial male enlarger
 FabricMan: @Robespierre This model apparently includes a POWER PUMP, so I bet it smells extra great in there
 Science: @Christina: Nowhere - it's a pump, not a masturbator
 Mr. Shine: "Seriously, mate, Ah've never seen that before!"
 Robespierre: @Christina Into the bulb, most likely - bet it smells great in there.
 Christina: Where does the semen goes in a thing like this.
Image 241196   04-06-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
410
 
 Robespierre: "J'accuse!" cubed
Image 241195   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
697
 
 Science: "Tonight, tonight" re-release looking good.
 Soy Peso: Sweet! I thought no one else would post one!
 tib gubb: bless you, operator of the can opener
 Robespierre: Da Moom
Image 241194   04-06-18   Uploaded by    totaljihad
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