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268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

268246  Knice: flerf

268247  Knice: Woah, black bars...

268222  mexican: You called?

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Felicity
5. Shay
6. Dr Awkward
7. Not A Bot
8. wolfpk
9. a robot
10. ignatz



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?



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Unstableton uploaded 267819 (882 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (880 points)
badger uploaded 267722 (878 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (855 points)
Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (847 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)


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 2. fanny: 4297 points
 3. E. HONDA: 3583 points
 4. MrBoffo: 3447 points
 5. toad: 2416 points
 6. time is wastin: 2362 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1644 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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Score:
737
 
 Robespierre: Nice brooch
 Bitcoin Burglar: What mouse?
Image 241150   04-06-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
236
 
 skylark: Looks like a cross between Bob Ross, Richard Masur, and my eye doctor
 Robespierre: Paula Deen BEFORE hormone therapy
 El hefe: This isn't even my final form, HA!
 ptrain: I wish I had that many hair!
 Side Boob: This is what my hair does if I let it go for too long. I purposely used to let my hair and beard grow for 6 months for Driver's License photos. Sadly, my ex-wife made me stop
 PenguinBartender: @WTF and FUNK!
 WTF: Aliens!
Image 241149   04-06-18   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
610
 
 Robespierre: Lack of trust defined
 trelyate: "They're only swiping right because I'm in the picture, Chad."
 UnknownSample: Judging the shit outta everyone
 Side Boob: Rover is sick of your shit.
 house md: Pathetic humans and their 'selfies'
 sparename: You sly dog, you
Image 241148   04-06-18   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
665
 
 Malkchic: A sleepy boy
Image 241147   04-06-18   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
608
 
 Beef Supreme: I worked in an office with a wiseass who labeled a set of barbeque tongs as a 'stapler remover'. It sat beside a stapler and a staple remover for years, untouched.
 Christina: The vacuum cleaner cleaner.
 hapi papi: :)
 sparename: You suck
Image 241146   04-06-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
599
 
 raditzu: Yeah, Mr Carrot, fcuk vegans!
 Vladimir Puta: And from that day forth, she would only eat strangled bunnies.
 savvoy: "Yes. Right now, I feel hunger."
 Volwen: Suddenly I feel a little guilty for eating baby carrots
 virtualman: Have you no peelings?
 WTF: Sure I do. I'm just a psychopath as well!
 charlemagne: hungry is a feeling
 grizzly: When you were young you were the king of carrot flowers.
 San DoDo: Empathy Carrot
 Side Boob: "Holy shit! A talking carrot!" said Jane.
Image 241145   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
896
 
 Not A Bot: Why doesn't he seem as suprised or shocked as she does?
 Christina: Huge dog and small child.
 wolfpk: Big boy!
Image 241144   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
947
 
 butt poop: Giant dog conquered by the island people
 Teechur: Don't get a sunburn on your harbles.
 Shay: Quite an epic death for a vampire dog.
Image 241143   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
427
 
 carpwoman: @Mr. Shine - That was brilliant.
 carpwoman: @Mr. Shine - That was brilliant.
 Robespierre: Boy, would I falafel if I ate all that by myself
 Warrax: I'm taking it home to share with a friend. Really.
 Annoying Vegan : Sold!
 Shay: Hummus Memes? Have we gone that low for ideas for new memes?
 a robot: @sparename Or "Flavor sauce and crunch patties" simpsonsworld.com/video/…
 Mr. Shine: Today is gonna be the day That they're gonna throw it back to you/ *read above ad* /I don't believe that aaaaaanybody feels the way I do, about you now/
 DrinkMixMan: That's a great deal, voted rad
 sparename: *Can refer to it as "Bean-Dip and Veggie-Nuggets" for those frightened by "foreign crap"
Image 241142   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
605
 
 nimbus: Diabolical
 tib gubb: those crafty...
 Robespierre: Strange semblance on the strand of nightmares
 Cerberus: It was under our noses this whole time!
 kswat: *gasp*
 WaffleIron: @butt poop - that was so bad it looped around to be wonderful!
 butt poop: If they're hiding those in the sea, what are they hiding in the H, I, N, and A?
 adeadcrab: Ewww...that's where fish have sex.
Image 241141   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
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