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272361  Not A Bot: It's like an adorable totem pole.

272387  WTF: The Tender Vittles Bandit.

272377  tib gubb: wait another 10 years and it will be retro

272390  Nope: IRS still gonna get him

272382  SuedeOxford: @Nope Username/Comment combo again

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny A note about rolling the dough - a marble rolling pin is the easiest to use. Also, rolling it out on parchment paper is handy, because it doesn't stick as badly as wax paper, and you can pick up the rolled dough and flip it over right onto the pan.

272351  SuedeOxford: FOR FUCK SAKE CLAIRE

272387  ChubbyBuddy: dont dox me plz

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny Also, when I make apple pie, I get either really dark green Granny Smiths or, if you can get them, super tart Winesaps. I peel and slice them into quarters, then cut any core pieces off. Then cut those pieces into 1/4" thick wedges. If you use a pie bird, be sure and put it in right after you put the first crust in the pan. Otherwise, you'll forget (from experience). Arrange the wedges, one layer deep at a time, sprinkling cinnamon sugar over each until it's covered with a thin layer. After each layer is sprinkled, break little pieces of cold butter and put them on top, every inch or so. Keep on that way, one layer at a time, until you've filled the pan. Have a short, fat glass of water handy and run a wet finger around the rim of the bottom crust to give the top something to stick

272358  SuedeOxford: I would trade most of the people I know in real life to hang out with most of the WWE folks

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny to. The cinnamon sugar always gets on it. Roll out one more crust for the top, then drape it over the bottom, cut off excess using your finger like a knife. Dry your hands and dip your fingers in flour to keep from sticking to the dough when you pinch the edge closed. I just use my index fingers and march all the way around the pie. It never really comes out even, but the pinches smooth out in the baking anyway. If you're using a pie bird, your crust is ready to bake. If not, do the fork holes now. Get some 3" strips of heavy aluminum foil and shape them around the edge to keep it from getting too done. I bake apple pie at 450 degrees for 15 min., then open the oven and reduce heat to 350 degrees for an additional 45 min. You can do two pies at a time this way, on the same shelf.

272372  Minnesotan: @Teechur mind blown

272384  wolfpk: The harvest is humming along!

272330  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 Cause he's French

272334  a robot: You couldn't even find enough pinecones to complete the circle??

272230  FireBreathingMarmot: Garmin's sophisticated AI, failing to figure out that you were on the trainer.

272366  wolfpk: Ten minutes earlier: This is your elephant; his name is Spout.

272366  Jabberwikket: Did it get it ? Is it still on me ?

272390  sparename: He don't need no more bread, man

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny Here it is: 3c flour; 1/2 tsp. salt; 1-1/4c butter; 1 egg; 1 tsp. apple cider vinegar; 5T water Mix first three ingredients until fine like cornmeal (either a heavy whisk attachment on a mixer or a heavy, round hand-held whisk will be more effective than a pastry cutter). Make a depression in the middle like a nest. Beat egg, vinegar and water until foamy and pour into nest. Blend until smooth and consistent. This blending can also be done by kneading. This will yield four crusts to make two closed-topped pies.

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny A note about rolling the dough - a marble rolling pin is the easiest to use. Also, rolling it out on parchment paper is handy, because it doesn't stick as badly as wax paper, and you can pick up the rolled dough and flip it over right onto the pan.



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