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249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

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2. Felicity
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5. Side Boob
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9. Dr Awkward
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249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi



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11. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
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14. younglink: 1678 points
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Score:
950
 
 Mr Bleak: You're probably wondering why I called you here Mrs Tiggy-Winkle ...
 Malkchic: He has very important business things to discuss.
 Passive: My boss is a prick
 Scoo: Mr. Big
 Butcherboy: Ive been expecting you mr bond
 tib gubb: good... good...
Image 241040   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
Score:
291
 
 WannaBee: Then I would get out of bed and get cereal.
 Shay: Once you pop...
 Greifer: gimme them Chips
 Uncle Phil: I;m thinking about thos chips.
 WTF: Still eating those chips...
Image 241039   04-05-18   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
277
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 241038   04-05-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
141
 
 demonius: @Mr. Shine - his parents got no joy from his conception.
 Shay: Hi Danielle.
 Mr. Shine: Talk about an unpopular kid.
Image 241037   04-05-18   Uploaded by    professorpig
Image 241036 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by gulpeg. We'll pray for you, gulpeg.
Score:
250
 
 a sedated moose: @Hokie333 bah weep granah weep nini bong
 WannaBee: I thought the donut farted
 Hokie333: I'd eat it anyway, and then imagine the acid tank scene in Transformers: The Movie
 Greifer: @Felicity never! 6 germs are already feasting, while the rest is in midair
 Felicity: @Greifer There was a second between it hitting the ground and 1
 Not A Bot: dangdang does now know about this "airport" bsns. dangdang only knows about taking the Greyhound bus, where severe delays are merely an opportunity to engage in the chain-smoking whilst talking that dangdang would be doing anyways
 Greifer: on 5? So it's a 4 second rule
 Yurishiro: 5 seconds rule!
 Side Boob: Seems legit.
 Robespierre: This is your brain whilst listening to Flanger ... any questions?
Image 241035   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
645
 
 karmakat: AW! SO CUUUTE!
 Yam: Toof
 Robespierre: Washed & Breathable
Image 241034   04-05-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
893
 
 Mr Bleak: Just ... another ... five ... minutes ... zzzz
 karmakat: i hope that bat is okay.
 Yam: @PenguinBartender he like it
 Robespierre: Eight quid ... to license THAT?
 PenguinBartender: WHY YOU BURRITO ME?
Image 241033   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
206
 
 kazzy94: If you're living in the woods like I did, don't because it'll start to stink in like 2 and a half days. Rotate your peeling zones.
 funny in the wall: camelback lyfe
 tib gubb: dwight, it's been 90 seconds
Image 241032   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
259
 
 savvoy: Alfred Hitchcock didn't change much over the years
 WTF: @apoxia ...and he's been watching TV for nine years
 apoxia: What TV does to your brain.
Image 241031   04-05-18   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
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